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1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

I don't know why more players don't do that.

Yep. It's amazing that more players don't take that free base.

Suck a dick you fuck faced cum dumpster Joe Kelly. 
sometimes the universe makes me smile- like watching him screw his team up in an elimination game. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

Huh. MLB must have changed their rules somewhere.

I didn't know you could put pieces of literal shit on the mound as your starting pitcher.

Pulled with a 2-2 count and 2 outs.  This should help with the pace of play.

Guess his arm is about to come off

27 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Just wanted to take the opportunity before first pitch to say Fuck Joe Kelly. 

No worries. He just got fucked. Bounced in the first inning after giving up 2ERs.   He deserves it.  No bigger cock guzzling douchenozzle than joe kelly. 

Hahahaha fuckin Joe Kelly.

$300M payroll and you have fucking JOE KELLY starting an elimination game

Hahahahaha

This  is my kinda party.

Joe Kelly gets run in the top of the 1st and exits with a swollen vagina.

 

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17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I guess dodger fans are busy on Thursday nights ?

Sbbruin tends to disappear when things aren’t going well. Quite the opposite of the Astros thread where the bitchassness ramps up. 

Edited by TonyTexas

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Sbbruin tends to disappear when things aren’t going well. Quite the opposite of the Astros thread where the bitchassness ramps up. 


that’s the best time to unload grudges !!!!

9 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Sbbruin tends to disappear when things aren’t going well. Quite the opposite of the Astros thread where the bitchassness ramps up. 

His old lady must have tickets for Cats tonight.  HR by Pollock, should be about first intermission at the theater.

Look, I have no thought at all that Atlanta wins this series. A girl can hope, and I certainly do, but I expect LA to cheat the reaper. But it’s still nice watching Joe Kelly face fuck homself on national tv. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Look, I have no thought at all that Atlanta wins this series. A girl can hope, and I certainly do, but I expect LA to cheat the reaper. But it’s still nice watching Joe Kelly face fuck homself on national tv. 

Statistically that will not happen.

Agree with the announcer there, no reason to send Eddie

27 minutes ago, beer said:

Statistically that will not happen.

Sure. And we won’t lose two major leads in the second half back to back statistically. Water finds its level. Atl is a cursed sports city. The dodgers are good. I’m just putting two and two together. 

Sure. And we won’t lose two major leads in the second half back to back statistically. Water finds its level. Atl is a cursed sports city. The dodgers are good. I’m just putting two and two together. 

You shut your whore mouth
17 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:


You shut your whore mouth

Look man- I’m obviously all about the Braves bandwagon- but you are from ATL. You know how it go. 

Dickwad said "wheels are in motion"

Drink

Well I have been to 1 Braves game and they won game 6 and the World Series. 

Fuuuuuuuuuck. Now the dodgers have their two best guys lined up in game 6 and 7. Wonder what the odds were on LA to win the series this morning. Someone told me it was like 90% Braves and I said if I could get 9-1 I’d be happy to throw a  few C- Notes in the dodgers. My guess was they were plus 500

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CT3!!!!!!! Bringing the lumber tonight!

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Fuuuuuuuuuck. Now the dodgers have their two best guys lined up in game 6 and 7. Wonder what the odds were on LA to win the series this morning. Someone told me it was like 90% Braves and I said if I could get 9-1 I’d be happy to throw a  few C- Notes in the dodgers. My guess was they were plus 500

No fucking way LA was +900.

And this game isn't remotely over lol.

What the actual fuck is Roberts doing?  Graterol hits for himself with a runner on 2nd and 2 outs and then doesn't come out for the next inning anyway?

Edited by WBT

Look man- I’m obviously all about the Braves bandwagon- but you are from ATL. You know how it go. 

I didn’t say you were wrong…
7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No fucking way LA was +900.

I know. That’s why I said I would have guessed they were +500 in Vegas before this game. Do you know what the actual number was. The guy who said 9-1 was quoting one of those fan nerd sites that does the probabilities and he’s said it was like 88/12 for Atlanta which is pretty much 9-1. Which, again, as I said, wasn’t a +900 obviously.  
Looked it up just now and saw +700 to win the WS. 

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