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This is the Truth. Get it? The truth? Nevermind, you don’t get it.
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42 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:
On 10/30/2021 at 10:37 PM, Etexhorn13 said:
Sure but unless it’s Franklin or I’m trying to get bbq for a bunch of people that’s just such an asshole thing IMO. Nothing against you, and I know it’s probably the “smart” thing to do, but like Omar said, a man got to have a code. 

That's a dumb fucking code.

Asshole says what?

On 10/30/2021 at 10:37 PM, Etexhorn13 said:

Sure but unless it’s Franklin or I’m trying to get bbq for a bunch of people that’s just such an asshole thing IMO. Nothing against you, and I know it’s probably the “smart” thing to do, but like Omar said, a man got to have a code. 

I have no problem waiting in line but I’m curious why ordering ahead is “an asshole thing”?

1 minute ago, futureman said:

I have no problem waiting in line but I’m curious why ordering ahead is “an asshole thing”?

Because it makes me angry that I didn’t think to do it, so surely you must be an asshole If you single order a pickup from a bbq restaurant. Also, judging by the date and time of my original post, I had probably been drinking

8 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Because it makes me angry that I didn’t think to do it, so surely you must be an asshole If you single order a pickup from a bbq restaurant. Also, judging by the date and time of my original post, I had probably been drinking

single order? well, now, that is an asshole move.  if you wanna get your five pounds and go home I see no problem there. 

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

single order? well, now, that is an asshole move.  if you wanna get your five pounds and go home I see no problem there. 

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I went to SA this weekend for my cousin's husband's memorial. We hit Pinkerton's in downtown SA and then Burnt Bean in Seguin on our way back Sun AM. I was disappointed when they ran out of brisket huevos rancheros about three people in front of me. Womp womp. Both Pinkerton's and Burnt Bean were outstanding IMO.

That’s how I picture [mention=98]Patricio Swayze[/mention]
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Hahaha. Nah, not Mexican American.

Also you have seen me at John Mueller’s (Pedernales edition).
9 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Dammit i want that shirt


good menudo is a Picasso in a bowl 

2 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Hahaha. Nah, not Mexican American.

 

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Is it the "Patricio" that's throwin' y'all off?

I always assumed he was Italian, a true gentleman of Verona or somesuch.

People think anyone from the Southern hemisphere of the Americas is Mexican.

5 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

People think anyone from the Southern hemisphere of the Americas from south of New Braunfels is Mexican.

FIFM

 

 

That picture looks amishican.

17 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

 I still haven’t had Khoi yet. Hoping to try them when they get their brick and mortar set up.

I hadn't heard this was happening. Great news. I always miss their pop-ups. Have they announced a location yet? I just checked their IG page and it looks they bought a property described as "a few minutes from downtown and few minutes from White Oak Music Hall". So I'm guessing somewhere over East of 45. 

2 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

People think anyone from the Southern hemisphere of the Americas is Mexican.

One of my buds who was a frat guy who happens to be white leans in to ask my other buddy Patel from India, "What's good here?"  We were at Fadi's.  I fucking lost it, haha.

Edited by RollLeft

You're all way, way off. @Patricio Swayze is Argentinian.

He adores the Albiceleste. Talks about them constantly and, it's safe to say, draws motivation from them every day. They inspire him. They are him.

10 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

People think anyone from the Southern hemisphere of the Americas is Mexican.

Are they wrong? Asking for a friend...

14 hours ago, futureman said:

could’ve sworn you were mexican. you’re sure on this?

Same here. I thought I remembered him commenting that he hated the term “Latinx” even thought he was Mexican. 
Well Patricio Swayze, if that is your real name….

 

Don’t matter to me none. Patricio is a first rate photographer and a nice dude.  He once gave me 2 free tickets to Longhorn football game.  
Come to think of it, the game was during the Charlie Strong era and was of course an ass beating so it’s difficult to say who did who the favor that day. 

Edited by Lhorn

Well, this thread has taken a weird and unexpected turn. And as I type this, and I sit you not my phone shuffled through Antonio Aguilar “Mi Margarita” and Minor Threat “Guilty of Being White”.

Seek out the all encompassing latino thread for a full and long winded explanation of my ethnicity and race. It’s in the first comment if y’all are really this fascinated.

TL;DR:

When given the option, I check off latino/Hispanic and white

I like to think of Patricio Swayze like, with giant eagle's wings and singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk.

On 5/12/2022 at 7:02 AM, Patricio Swayze said:

Also you have seen me at John Mueller’s (Pedernales edition).

I thought Slayer was in town and you were one of their roadies.

10 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

I thought he was Brazilian.  

Just his grooming.

40 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Hi!

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The Real Deal Holyfield is the best breakfast in Austin.  And when the special of the day is the ACP taco, it's the best lunch in Austin.  When is their move to Buda?

On 5/11/2022 at 8:01 PM, DalTxHornFan said:

Has anybody ventured to Blood Bros. lately?  I went once pre-pandemic and was under-whelmed.

spring break.  was ok but didn't come close to what we usually get in austin.  also none of us liked the sides which is unusual.

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Hi!

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Well shit. My pops and I almost went to Valentina’s for lunch today. We could have Indian leg wrestled. Instead we went to Brett’s. It was great. 
 

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15 hours ago, Your Mom said:

I thought he was Brazilian.  

How many is a Brazilian?

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