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4 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Whatever. There are 16 teams in this league. We are going to go to Tennessee what? Once every 8 years? They can say whatever they want, we are rarely going to see them.

It should be once every four years if the pussies in the league would get their heads out of their vaginas.

And Kiffin can Volunteer to kiss my ass.

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On 7/22/2023 at 9:05 PM, TrashMaster G said:

It should be once every four years if the pussies in the league would get their heads out of their vaginas.

And Kiffin can Volunteer to kiss my ass.

Agreed, but ESPN needs to up the ante as well. 

They get trolled a lot for calling themselves UT, but their official school website is www.utk.edu

 

 

 

The whole conference is insufferable asswipes but at least most of them can back it up. 

20 hours ago, Tomatillo said:

They get trolled a lot for calling themselves UT, but their official school website is www.utk.edu

 

 

 

I did not expect the University of Tampa to own ut.edu.

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

I did not expect the University of Tampa to own ut.edu.

Yet another thing to make fun of Tenn about. 

On 7/22/2023 at 10:05 PM, TrashMaster G said:

It should be once every four years if the pussies in the league would get their heads out of their vaginas.

And Kiffin can Volunteer to kiss my ass.

It’ll be every 4. 
 

Why do you hate Lane? 

Much ado about nothing I’m sure, but…
I’m currently driving back to Austin from upstate NY and drove through Tennessee today. There is literally a Nathan Bedford Forrest State Park here.
Let that sink in.

On 7/25/2023 at 8:37 PM, NoRagrets said:

The whole conference is insufferable asswipes but at least most of them can back it up. 

Most of whom?

16 hours ago, Tomatillo said:

Yet another thing to make fun of Tenn about. 

Their Manning put his naked ass on a female trainer’s face. Our Manning donates his NIL money to charity. 

  • 1 month later...

"A Tennessee football nightmare. Florida's Swamp remains Vols' house of horrors"

 

Gata won 29-16

And this happens at end...  😋

 

 

 

 

Heupel calling TO with 7 seconds left, down 13. Fucking brilliant

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Heupel seems to be taking the fashion advice of Bret Bielema later Arkansas seasons, who usually looked like he’d been spent the winter inside a dead moose. Heupel looked like he’d been on a five day bender today. Look like shit your team plays like shit.

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

"A Tennessee football nightmare. Florida's Swamp remains Vols' house of horrors"

 

Gata won 29-16

And this happens at end...  😋

 

 

 

 

seeing two players in full pads with their helmets on square up like they're going to actually box is fucking hilarious to me, lol

2 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

seeing two players in full pads with their helmets on square up like they're going to actually box is fucking hilarious to me, lol

I actually give them a little credit for being smart enough to leave them on.  So often in football fight situations, you see a player rip off his helmet pre-fight and I always think, "Hey dummy you are about to fight, why are you taking off a piece of protective gear"

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2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

Did I just have a stroke?

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

 

Did I just have a stroke?

Sounds like you watched that sober and not on shrooms.  Loser. 

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

That was... something. 

Yeah, that was worse than the TCU call me maybe and the Red Raider style videos combined.

 

 

The Tennessee Volunteers are bringing out the white on orange look in the high-level matchup against the Alabama Crimson Tide.

 

  • 8 months later...

I think he’s kind of sensitive as to whom everyone will be referring to as the “real UT.” It won’t take long.

Hook’em!!!

Yeah, either Twitter is playing me for some weird sort of confirmation bias or Tennessee fans are really really sensitive and unhappy about us moving to the SEC. I guess this all stems from the "who is the real UT". If you want to be the real UT, okay. I wish we were playing them this season but year 2 of Arch playing them will be nice as well. 

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

Yeah, either Twitter is playing me for some weird sort of confirmation bias or Tennessee fans are really really sensitive and unhappy about us moving to the SEC. I guess this all stems from the "who is the real UT". If you want to be the real UT, okay. I wish we were playing them this season but year 2 of Arch playing them will be nice as well. 

Well, somebody should invite Austin B to Google "UT". See what comes up on Page 1.

I see UT-Knoxville listed just below U of Tampa and UTD.

26 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Well, somebody should invite Austin B to Google "UT". See what comes up on Page 1.

I see UT-Knoxville listed just below U of Tampa and UTD.

Again, you have to be smarter than this, right?

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Again, you have to be smarter than this, right?

Yeah, yeah. I don't recall searching for Tampa, but I guess maybe I did at some point.

But, fuck Tennessee anyway.

They are making a run at aggy on SEC Rant for most annoying online fanbase.  I didn't know such a thing was even possible.

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Late to the party.

Has anybody posted the Don Draper "I don't think about you at all" gif because fuck Tennessee 

11 hours ago, mdmost said:

Yeah, either Twitter is playing me for some weird sort of confirmation bias or Tennessee fans are really really sensitive and unhappy about us moving to the SEC. I guess this all stems from the "who is the real UT". If you want to be the real UT, okay. I wish we were playing them this season but year 2 of Arch playing them will be nice as well. 

I also am somewhat surprised that Vol fans are such bitches. Oh well, add'em to the list. 

 

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