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I'm pissed, I'm not at all happy with what has gone down the last 2 weeks. I'm disgruntled at the fact that we have had 2 similar 2nd half collapses which led to losses in games that were wins. I'm disgusted with the pathetic excuse of an offensive line. 

That doesn't mean I'm shutting the site down. That doesn't mean we aren't going to have a tailgate for Kansas and Kansas state. That doesn't mean we are going to stop paying players. 

Get your shit together and stop embarrassing yourselves. 

 

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Lost two close games to two top 10 teams.  If you think about it that way it doesn’t sound so bad.  

12 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Are you drunk?

Brunch starts early 

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Drinking starts early 

 

5 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Most important meal of the day

Yup

Two weeks, a dozen years what’s the difference?

Pin this fucker at the top, something tells me we're going to need it again.

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So UT football is routinely in the crapper. So you wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, Surly, take it like a man!

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27 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

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That's right, snap out of it!!!  And I don't mean us posters.

41 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm pissed, I'm not at all happy with what has gone down the last 2 weeks. I'm disgruntled at the fact that we have had 2 similar 2nd half collapses which led to losses in games that were wins. I'm disgusted with the pathetic excuse of an offensive line. 

That doesn't mean I'm shutting the site down. That doesn't mean we aren't going to have a tailgate for Kansas and Kansas state. That doesn't mean we are going to stop paying players. 

Get your shit together and stop embarrassing yourselves. 

 

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Baylor, Iowa State, West Virginia. All road games.

Something tells me this particular post-shitty loss meltdown is going to look mild after one or more or (shudder) all of those games.

Or maybe we win them all! It could happen.

Lost two close games to two top 10 teams.  If you think about it that way it doesn’t sound so bad.  

Or we can also say that Purdue dominated the #2 team, lol. Of course Iowa was overrated though.

We can still go 9-3. Nothing is fucked. They'll work hard and correct a lot during the bye week. 

3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

We can still go 9-3. Nothing is fucked. They'll work hard and correct a lot during the bye week. 

We’ll find out what this team is made of during the bye week.

The season could still definitely turn out as many of us predicted this summer.  It’s only frustrating because we see how close we could have been to a 10 win season…but with this o-line that would have been a near miracle season.  Not the end of the world, but hard to watch on game day for sure.  The drunk hot takes here make us look like Aggie.
 

The real test of this staff is yet to come, need to see how they evaluate, recruit and develop. 

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Yes, calling people out always works.  Like always.  Shit, if it was that simple, all the bitching and calling out of players, coaches, admin over the last 12 years would have produce multiple national championships by now.

 

Bitchass threads like this are bitchass.

 

Texas will never be good at football again. I accepted it 7-8 years ago, is what it is.

31 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Yaaaaaaaay, Kansas and Kansas State.

We can't leave the Big 12 soon enough.

Yeah.  I could have been Vandy and State.

5 minutes ago, sportsbay said:

While I too hailed the move to the SEC, I have come to terms that the future will be more of the same, if not worse.  If I, as a Texas graduate, am going to continue to follow Texas football, there are some terms that have to be accepted and understood.

1.  Texas will not be good in the SEC at football.  It's taken Arkansas 3 decades to get close to .500 ball in the SEC, Texas will be the same.

2. Teams like OSU, Tech, and TCU in the Big 12 will have a better chance at making the playoff most years than Texas while in the SEC.  

3. Our Athletic Department does not understand and will not do what it it requires to win at the sport of college football.

4. The amount of money created by the move to the SEC will remedy short term accounting needs for our AD but long term viability is cloudy at best.

5.  We will be really good at non revenue sports and I believe that Texas basketball has some great potential.  Baseball looks good too but football...... well moral victories are going to be the name of the game.

 

We are going to have to accept that winning on the field is not everything and that financial dominance is everything.  Even if it's your wallet that is the engine.  

We'll get them next year!!!

    

Battered Longhorn Syndrome.

Texas is going to be just fine in the SEC. Texas is not Arkansas. Texas will be a more successful version of aggy.

5 minutes ago, sportsbay said:

While I too hailed the move to the SEC, I have come to terms that the future will be more of the same, if not worse.  If I, as a Texas graduate, am going to continue to follow Texas football, there are some terms that have to be accepted and understood.

1.  Texas will not be good in the SEC at football.  It's taken Arkansas 3 decades to get close to .500 ball in the SEC, Texas will be the same.

2. Teams like OSU, Tech, and TCU in the Big 12 will have a better chance at making the playoff most years than Texas while in the SEC.  

3. Our Athletic Department does not understand and will not do what it it requires to win at the sport of college football.

4. The amount of money created by the move to the SEC will remedy short term accounting needs for our AD but long term viability is cloudy at best.

5.  We will be really good at non revenue sports and I believe that Texas basketball has some great potential.  Baseball looks good too but football...... well moral victories are going to be the name of the game.

 

We are going to have to accept that winning on the field is not everything and that financial dominance is everything.  Even if it's your wallet that is the engine.  

We'll get them next year!!!

    

What kind of Aggy, Pussy Shit is this?   Fuck the SEC.  We will be great at football again.  It may not be this coach,  but we have way too many advantages not to excel as we always have.  Fuck this guy. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I'm pissed, I'm not at all happy with what has gone down the last 2 weeks. I'm disgruntled at the fact that we have had 2 similar 2nd half collapses which led to losses in games that were wins. I'm disgusted with the pathetic excuse of an offensive line. 

That doesn't mean I'm shutting the site down. That doesn't mean we aren't going to have a tailgate for Kansas and Kansas state. That doesn't mean we are going to stop paying players. 

Get your shit together and stop embarrassing yourselves. 

 

Yeah dude...we are all still here

Newsflash: If you watched yesterday, Baylor is a well coached team. We’re not going to beat them either.

This was not sold as a rebuild, but we’re looking down the barrel at 4-4

32 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Yaaaaaaaay, Kansas and Kansas State.

We can't leave the Big 12 soon enough.

Yup.  We can leave so the asskickings happen every week.  Like I said before, we'll be the 5th or 6th best team in the secsecsec.

 

Just now, sportsbay said:

How good have we been since 1983?  Throw out the outlier which was VY and you have what I wrote above.

No, you cannot throw that out. That's ridiculous.

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1 minute ago, sportsbay said:

How good have we been since 1983?  Throw out the outlier which was VY and you have what I wrote above.

Outlier?  I don't think you understand how football works.  Other than AL how good has any other team been?  Oklahoma has been good in our little pond.  who else?  We have 1 national championship and 1 national champ game appearance since the turn of the century.  Tell me the 25 teams better than that.  yeah we've sucked since 2010, so have a ton of other teams.  Fuck,  Georgia hasn't won dick in forever.  Aggie?  They have sucked ass for almost 100 years.  Fuck you. 

I just worry that other teams seem to figure out the offense after 1H and as more film has been established as to Sark's tendencies etc that this trend will continue.

Sark seems to script a good couple of series but once teams adjust he seemingly gets stonewalled.

20 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

We can still go 9-3. Nothing is fucked. They'll work hard and correct a lot during the bye week. 

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Texas will be good when it has a good coach. Texas will be mediocre when it has a mediocre coach. I don’t know which Sark is yet - I think you typically know after year 2 what the coach is.

There are 6 programs in college football that have a more recent national title than Texas. 

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

I just worry that other teams seem to figure out the offense after 1H and as more film has been established as to Sark's tendencies etc that this trend will continue.

Sark seems to script a good couple of series but once teams adjust he seemingly gets stonewalled.

I don’t worry about any of it anymore because I’m dead inside. 
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Just accept it, we are a basketball school now.


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3 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Texas will be good when it has a good coach. Texas will be mediocre when it has a mediocre coach. I don’t know which Sark is yet - I think you typically know after year 2 what the coach is.

There are 6 programs in college football that have a more recent national title than Texas. 

I think it's seven (Alabama, Auburn, Florida, LSU, Florida State, Ohio State, Clemson), but point taken.

Jesus titty fucking Chr….

Step away from the team.  Reclaim your falls.  Enjoy the play offs. Take a fucking mental health break if you can’t stomach this shit.

You’re a sentient sack of meat on a speck of dust hurtling through an infinite void. From a universal time perspective, your time here isn’t even worth measuring. Try to enjoy it.
 

Just now, David Dennison said:

I think it's seven (Alabama, Auburn, Florida, LSU, Florida State, Ohio State, Clemson), but point taken.

Ah right, forgot about Florida St. My bad. 

1 minute ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Ah right, forgot about Florida St. My bad. 

We think we have problems. Things can get bad very quickly.

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22 minutes ago, darkfluid said:

The drunk hot takes here make us look like Aggie.
 

The real test of this staff is yet to come, need to see how they evaluate, recruit and develop. 

Exactly. I did not go to UT because of football. I went there for academics. I am way to proud of everything our school accomplishes to turn my back. 

Hook Em and Fuck Oklahoma. 

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Exactly. I did not go to UT because of football. I went there for academics. I am way to proud of everything our school accomplishes to turn my back. 

Hook Em and Fuck Oklahoma. 

Amen.

32 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

We can still go 9-3. Nothing is fucked. They'll work hard and correct a lot during the bye week. 

 

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