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37 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Wonder how much KD regrets teaming up with Kyrie Flat Earth Irving.

The current situation was totally unpredictable, obviously, but it's not like Kyrie doesn't have a long history of torpedoing the teams that he's on. I know that Kyrie and KD are tight, but sketchy guy to hitch your wagon to career wise.

Though, there weren't many great options two off-seasons ago. He sure as shit was never going to the Knicks.

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Impressed by this new Warriors team. I didn't realize (Because the NBA is meh) that they had retooled. My favorite to win the West. They seem to be having fun.

Wonder how much KD regrets teaming up with Kyrie Flat Earth Irving.
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1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

Impressed by this new Warriors team. I didn't realize (Because the NBA is meh) that they had retooled. My favorite to win the West. They seem to be having fun.

They are looking like those preKD warriors with deep bench and great team defense.  And Klay isn't even back yet.

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4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

The amount of people that are going to call it by it’s new name is under 10
 

Yeah. Staples Center is pretty much the name at this point - less the sponsor. 

47 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

The amount of people that are going to call it by it’s new name is under 10
 

I don't know..... The Crypt has a pretty cool ring.

 

12 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

I don't know..... The Crypt has a pretty cool ring.

 

They can dig up Dr. Buss and have him do the opening lineups.

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1 hour ago, Kermit said:

They can dig up Dr. Buss and have him do the opening lineups.

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Oh yea.....

 

10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yeah. Staples Center is pretty much the name at this point - less the sponsor. 

I got news -- Staples was the sponsor.  Crypto is lame, but Staples is lamer...

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WGAF?

11 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

I don't know..... The Crypt has a pretty cool ring.

 

Especially given the ages of the current roster. 

13 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

I don't know..... The Crypt has a pretty cool ring.

 

That's gonna definitely be the moniker.  

25 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Great sequence LA

 

Vogel will wind up being the fall guy for this. That’s unfortunate because he’s a really good guy who is coaching the 2012 Olympic team a decade late. 

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It's a 1 point game late in the 3rd, fellas.

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ESPN continuing to give Perk more and more airtime is one of the worst things they've ever done and they've employed Jalen Rose for a long time. 

How they stumbled into Richard Jefferson is nothing short of a miracle. 

We are 2-14 and Zion is two weeks away from being two weeks away. Send help

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

ESPN continuing to give Perk more and more airtime is one of the worst things they've ever done and they've employed Jalen Rose for a long time. 

How they stumbled into Richard Jefferson is nothing short of a miracle. 

You had me in the first half. Can't stand Richard Jefferson during games.

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39 minutes ago, Llogg said:

You had me in the first half. Can't stand Richard Jefferson during games.

I can see both sides. His voice can be grating but I generally like what he has to say. 

I prefer it to Mark Jackson being a pussy hurt bitch for 2.5 hours.

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Steph is going to wind up on a short list of regular season GOATs. 

Also, Draymond: 4 points, 2 rebounds, 14 assists. 

1 hour ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Steph Curry. He’s good at basketball 

And thats with the new foul changes.  Barely any free throws, still dropping 40.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Steph is going to wind up on a short list of regular season GOATs. 

Also, Draymond: 4 points, 2 rebounds, 14 assists. 

modern day Worm. huge impact on the game and a championship player, without being a threat to score.

Duncan, Hakeem, Shaq, Kobe- these types of guys are around the 9-12 best all time players. KD and Steph are both right in their heels. if either one of them wins another title this year then i won't be surprised to see people ranking them above the likes of Shaq and Kobe.

Yeah it was disappointing result.  The undermanned Cavs (no Mobley, no Allen, no Marky Mark) were up 13 heading into the 4th and it was like they thought “holy shit we could win this” and then they all played tighter than a Mormon on her wedding night.  Bricking wide open 3s and then overcommitting on defense and leaving themselves open to back door cuts.  Curry on the other hand thrives in those situations and I think outscored the Cavs by himself 20-8 in the 4th.  
 

C’est la vie.

10 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

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take a second to soak that in.

Besides the obvious of how ludicrous this stat is, my second thought was wait a minute... how many shots did JR Smith have to jack up to make 9 or more threes in five separate games? So that's a minimum of 45 shots, and if he shot 50%, that's 90 shots. I'm putting the o/u at 130? My man was a 37% lifetime shooter from 3.

I already have Steph above Kobe all-time. 

Wonder if KD knows when Flat Earth Irving is coming back. Kyrie should just ask to be traded to Memphis or something if he doesn't want a vaccine. But then again this is more about being an attention whore for him. 

Memphis has a better player in Ja. Maybe they can send him to Orlando 

9 hours ago, Message Board User said:

Yeah it was disappointing result.  The undermanned Cavs (no Mobley, no Allen, no Marky Mark) were up 13 heading into the 4th and it was like they thought “holy shit we could win this” and then they all played tighter than a Mormon on her wedding night.  Bricking wide open 3s and then overcommitting on defense and leaving themselves open to back door cuts.  Curry on the other hand thrives in those situations and I think outscored the Cavs by himself 20-8 in the 4th.  
 

C’est la vie.

And the scary thing is he seems to be getting better.

16 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

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take a second to soak that in.

That's crazy!!.... JR Smith???!!

Sucks for Sexton right before Free Agency. 

And sucks for the Cavs who won't get the much needed data as to how he would fit on a team with Garland, Mobley, and Allen before offering him a big contract.

 

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Just now, Message Board User said:

Sucks for Sexton right before Free Agency. 

And sucks for the Cavs who won't get the much needed data as to how he would fit on a team with Garland, Mobley, and Allen before offering him a big contract.

 

Someone will give him 20 a year at least. Whether that's the Cavs or not remains to be seen.

Cunningham had his most complete game of the year against the Warriors. And he looked like he cared. 

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43 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Cunningham had his most complete game of the year against the Warriors. And he looked like he cared. 

He had 25/8/8 two games ago on 50 from the field. 

2 blocks and 3 steals tonight though. He's  going to be good. The him vs. Mobley vs. maybe Green debate is getting warmed up. 

1 hour ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Cunningham had his most complete game of the year against the Warriors. And he looked like he cared. 

"That's right, it's me: Cade Cunningham. I care now!"

 

On 11/19/2021 at 12:59 AM, westexhorn said:

And thats with the new foul changes.  Barely any free throws, still dropping 40.

You could tell from his preseason interviews that Steph was pissed that he was getting lumped in with "the guys most likely to be affected by the rule changes."

Don't get me wrong, dude has never passed up an opportunity to jump sideways into someone he pump faked into the air, but he's not out there purposely trying to wrap up people's arms as they fight over screens or stopping in front of guys like James or Trae.

When Steph scores 40, it's because he put the ball through the hoop 15 times, not because he shot 18 free throws.

On 11/18/2021 at 4:21 PM, Zonahorn said:

We are 2-14 and Zion is two weeks away from being two weeks away. Send help

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That game was basically Giannis saying this to AD over and over

 

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