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No, but they are excellent at water polo 

Should I send my daughter to Baylor?

Do all those bags of dicks enjoy being eaten by Bob Stoops?

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Is burnt ends a waste of money since our tight ends fucking suck? 

if a guy graduated from Aggy, then started a UT-centric sports website... does that make the Aggy a traitor?

3 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

Does south Austin’s mom take Venmo?

she charges you? lulz. 

Would the SEZ still be empty if it existed during the 2005 season?

12 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

Does south Austin’s mom take Venmo?

Is "Venmo" Italian for "the D"?

Who came up with the idea that aggy should be filling up a jizz jar & why did others think this was a good idea & why do they continue to do this?

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when someone posts an explanation to an obvious reference, does that mean they think they're the only one who understood the joke and that everyone else needs help making the connection? 

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41 minutes ago, stc said:

when someone posts an explanation to an obvious reference, does that mean they think they're the only one who understood the joke and that everyone else needs help making the connection? 

Do you think so, Doctor?

4 hours ago, closetohumping said:

We all know that Custard won the battle of Little Big horn.  But, what if he actually didn't?

Custard?

Should I open up a dessert-themed food truck called "Custard's Last Stand" ??

4 hours ago, closetohumping said:

We all know that Custard won the battle of Little Big horn.  But, what if he actually didn't?

Where did all of these fucking Indians come from?  

On 10/24/2021 at 7:49 AM, Underdog said:

Is the McRib made of real ribs?  

its made from the ribs of Irishmen

16 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Where did all of these fucking Indians come from?  

That is a great joke.

On 10/24/2021 at 7:49 AM, Underdog said:

Is the McRib made of real ribs?  

Well, that and a set of testicles  

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

Well, that and a set of testicles  

Go on...

Is masturbation gay? You're giving a dude a handjob. Sounds pretty gay.

9 hours ago, deadshank said:

its made from the ribs of Irishmen

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21 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

How does one think they are turning Japanese? Wouldn’t you know?

I tried to find a gif of a person turning Japanese (the song is about masturbation), showing the tightly closed eyes that inspired the song, but man the gifs that result from any combination of those searches are only appropriate for IPIHB, and probably not even there. I think I have to destroy my iPad now. 

There are no stupid questions.  Just stupid people that ask questions.

Are you a cop?

On 10/24/2021 at 10:03 AM, ROFL BOX said:

Is "Venmo" Italian for "the D"?

Actually, that's "cazzo."

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On 10/28/2021 at 10:41 AM, closetohumping said:

We all know that Custard won the battle of Little Big horn.  But, what if he actually didn't?

you butchered it. rewatch the movie, dipshit. 

Should we give Sark a 3 year extension?

5 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

How many lights should I put on my Christmas tree?

Enough for the whole neighborhood to pay $50 to look at them. 

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