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  • David Dennison
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    Just think, you would have been a Braves fan if they had just won another championship or two.

  • Prediction: Astros in 5 and Helobious will still be a chode.    

  • Man imagine that. 3 ws appearances in 5 years and no *title* to show for it. Sad. 

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Braves 2     Astros  2

1 out, bottom 7th

We've got a ballgame now...

1 minute ago, shadow_operative said:

damn. sucks for Javier. i like him a lot, sad it had to be him. 

Guess you're sad again... Sorry about that

Braves 3     Astros  2

1 hour ago, bamachine said:

I haven't really cared about any pro team, in any of the sports, since I was a young teen kid.

Hmm... I thought you rooted for Alabama football?

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
5 minutes ago, Helobious said:
FUCK YES!!

You are such a shitbag.

Am I supposed to cheer for the Astros so your feelings don’t get hurt? Fuck that. Fuck the Astros & their sensitive snowflake ass baseball-know nothing fanbase.

Am I supposed to cheer for the Astros so your feelings don’t get hurt? Fuck that. Fuck the Astros & their sensitive snowflake ass baseball-know nothing fanbase.
No, you are a shitbag who roots for a team that perfected cheating. How many Yankees games have you actually attended in person?
1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Am I supposed to cheer for the Astros so your feelings don’t get hurt? Fuck that. Fuck the Astros & their sensitive snowflake ass baseball-know nothing fanbase.

Be nice, they are currently in the middle of a group melt down because they are losing to an “inferior opponent” in their words. Seems odd, 7 game series in baseball is typically the opportunity for the best team at that time to win.

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
2 minutes ago, Helobious said:
Am I supposed to cheer for the Astros so your feelings don’t get hurt? Fuck that. Fuck the Astros & their sensitive snowflake ass baseball-know nothing fanbase.

No, you are a shitbag who roots for a team that perfected cheating. How many Yankees games have you actually attended in person?

1 in old yankee stadium, 3 in new Yankee stadium, 1 in Arlington, 1 in Baltimore, 1 in DC, 2 in Oakland, like 4 or 5 in Houston. Deal with it.

1 in old yankee stadium, 3 in new Yankee stadium, 1 in Arlington, 1 in Baltimore, 1 in DC, 2 in Oakland, like 4 or 5 in Houston. Deal with it.
I've been to more Yankees games than you and I fucking hate them. Go fuck yourself you bandwagon fan.
1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
4 minutes ago, Helobious said:
1 in old yankee stadium, 3 in new Yankee stadium, 1 in Arlington, 1 in Baltimore, 1 in DC, 2 in Oakland, like 4 or 5 in Houston. Deal with it.

I've been to more Yankees games than you and I fucking hate them. Go fuck yourself you bandwagon fan.

High five, way to go. What exactly does that have to do with this World Series?

Oh my God that was disrespectful. 

Just now, Helobious said:

Fuck what a catch there. Midget thought it was gone.

This isn't the Yankees.

jesus christ this idiot @PenelopeWitherspoon

one second: oh fucking christ, derka is making this thread all about himself (by responding to someone's post?)

next second: picks a fight with someone and completely derails the thread for no reason at all 

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lol at that dumbass cuntbag [mention=550]PenelopeWitherspoon[/mention]
one second: oh fucking christ, derka is making this thread all about himself 
next second: picks a fight with someone and completely derails the thread. 
You are completely pathetic.
1 minute ago, shadow_operative said:

lol at that dumbass cuntbag @PenelopeWitherspoon

one second: oh fucking christ, derka is making this thread all about himself 

next second: picks a fight with someone and completely derails the thread. 

and back to me.

4 minutes ago, Brew said:

Be nice, they are currently in the middle of a group melt down because they are losing to an “inferior opponent” in their words. Seems odd, 7 game series in baseball is typically the opportunity for the best team at that time to win.

 Have you been a repeat poster in braves threads or nah? just showing up in the fuckin World Series thread to lecture Astros fans about how to be a fan? Fuck off right outta here mfer.

 

I think if we could maybe keep half the fucking posts in here about the actual World Series being played that would be cool. 

13 minutes ago, Brew said:

Be nice, they are currently in the middle of a group melt down because they are losing to an “inferior opponent” in their words. Seems odd, 7 game series in baseball is typically the opportunity for the best team at that time to win.

Yeah, not everyone thinks they are an inferior opponent. I certainly don't.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

This isn't the Yankees.

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Yeah, not everyone thinks they are an inferior opponent. I certainly don't.

Literally not one Astros fan, but the deraks and helobs are all tilting. 

4 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Literally not one Astros fan, but the deraks and helobs are all tilting. 

You’re literally like the one Astros fan that’s been harping on how the Braves are frauds and why their record is misleading. Meanwhile the actual frauds are close to going down 3-1 in the series.

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

You’re literally like the one Astros fan that’s been harping on how the Braves are frauds and why their record is misleading. Meanwhile the actual frauds are close to going down 3-1 in the series.

Apparently reading comprehension is not your strength. Where have I ever said the Braves were frauds? 

Go back and read the posts. This is not revolutionary information. Wins and losses in a select sample size are not singularly determinative in predictive analysis. 

Just now, Gourmand said:

Meanwhile the actual frauds

YOU ARE SO BUTTHURT. Imagine how much easier life would be for you if you just jumped ship....it's not like your Yankee fan origin story is anymore legitimate than if you just became an Astros fan now.....

7 minutes ago, Helobious said:

You’re literally like the one Astros fan that’s been harping on how the Braves are frauds and why their record is misleading. Meanwhile the actual frauds are close to going down 3-1 in the series.

FYI. The Yankees are not playing. Please STFU and go back to your Jeter blow up.

Lol, yeah a bunch of bandwagoners online not liking me because I’m a Texan Yankee fan really makes my life super difficult. 
 

How the shit does houston always have the heart of their order up with the game on the line. 

14 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Literally not one Astros fan, but the deraks and helobs are all tilting. 

Maybe go check the last page of the Astros page where Cabo said that exact thing and got agreement.

Just now, Helobious said:

Lol, yeah a bunch of bandwagoners online not liking me because I’m a Texan Yankee fan really makes my life super difficult. 
 

How the shit does houston always have the heart of their order up with the game on the line. 

Dude Shut up please. 

8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

You’re literally like the one Astros fan that’s been harping on how the Braves are frauds and why their record is misleading. Meanwhile the actual frauds are close to going down 3-1 in the series.

You became a Yankees fan because of the 90s teams and you're preaching about frauds?

That's rich.

Heloblius you are the embodiment of bandwagoning you fucking idiot! Literally there is NO ONE on this forum more guilty of bandwagoning than some  fuckstick "Yankee fan" from the Rio Grande Valley of Texas who was in elementary school when 9/11 happened. Do you have any self awareness?????

3 minutes ago, Brew said:

Maybe go check the last page of the Astros page where Cabo said that exact thing and got agreement.

 I have him on ignore so I wouldn't know

Game. BITCHES!!!  End this motherfucker tomorrow night!

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