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3 hours ago, Helobious said:

I actually have, and I loved it so much I want to go back. Most beautiful city I’ve ever been by far. Granted it was July.

Did you see the "116 wins" banner hanging in their park?

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    Just think, you would have been a Braves fan if they had just won another championship or two.

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  • Man imagine that. 3 ws appearances in 5 years and no *title* to show for it. Sad. 

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5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Did you see the "116 wins" banner hanging in their park?

Didn’t get to see a game there. 
 

I thought you were kidding but I googled and holy shit they actually do have one. That’s some next level Aggie stuff.

Holy shit, he made up for his shitty series right there.

Lulz.  I happened to be browsing the Astros thread when that happened.

Now I know who Adam Duvall is. They’re feeling it in Atlanta now. 8 more innings though.

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

My boy. 

I didn’t realize Duvall played for the Rangers. 

11 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Braves shot their load way too early 

What the fuck does this even mean?

12 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Braves shot their load way too early 

You’re literally too stupid to breathe 

Just now, ztejas said:

What the fuck does this even mean?

Same as the Yankees and Cardinals expending too much energy on their winning streaks in the regular season. 

Fucking hell, Framber.  That was a meat loaf sammich.

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What the fuck does this even mean?

 

6 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

You’re literally too stupid to breathe 

They’re not scoring again tonight (after that homer just right now). They all got too emotionally hyped at the early slam and now their tanks are empty. I get that you guys are newer baseball fans but just watch the rest of the game play out.

shit

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Good God that was smoked.

Curious how Freeman hit it out though - I was told the Braves were totally spent after playing 2 innings of baseball. 

Just now, Helobious said:

 

They’re not scoring again tonight (after that homer just right now). They all got too emotionally hyped at the early load and now their tanks are empty. I get that you guys are newer baseball fans but just watch the rest of the game play out.

Actually quit commenting dude. You'd be better off telling us this was shtick at this point. You say they're spent after 2 fucking innings of BASEBALL then Freeman absolutely blasts a leadoff yack. Maybe I am a newer baseball fan but it seems I have a better grasp on how this sport works than you do (not that that's saying a lot).

Helo you're basically like my fucking mom because this is what I told her after ATL went up 4-0 after 1.

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

He hit that literally as I was hitting post. 

He hit that like it talked bad about Momma.

Just now, Helobious said:

He hit that literally as I was hitting post. 

I'm not sure why you think when you commented has anything to do with the retarded "blow their load" comment. Atlanta could have not scored another run and that comment would still be dumb. You don't expend a bunch of energy going to bat one and a half times and maybe fielding a hit each. 

And your mom (and I) was right, the Astros erased that deficit like nothing.

Win or lose, this fucking game is going to end past midnight here in Atlanta.

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

And your mom (and I) was right, the Astros erased that deficit like nothing.

I'm on the right, hombre. 

And I don't shit on posters here just to shit on them but get your head in the game. You're better than those 2 posts. 

1 minute ago, GSU&UT said:

Win or lose, this fucking game is going to end past midnight here in Atlanta.

Them Atlanta wimmens, man they got it.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm on the right, hombre. 

And I don't shit on posters here just to shit on them but get your head in the game. You're better than those 2 posts. 

Yeah I wasn’t paying attention, whoops. Plus non-iMessage looks weird to me. Don’t worry your finances will improve eventually. 

That effing 'cheer.'

Clowns.

15 minutes ago, Helobious said:

 

They’re not scoring again tonight (after that homer just right now). They all got too emotionally hyped at the early slam and now their tanks are empty. I get that you guys are newer baseball fans but just watch the rest of the game play out.

shit

You are the dumbest motherfucker on this board and that is saying a lot. 

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Don’t worry your finances will improve eventually. 

Honestly I hope so.

2 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

You are the dumbest motherfucker on this board and that is saying a lot. 

I would like to protest.  I am not smrt and post occassionaly.

Astros seem out of juice to me. Might as well call it here. 

3 minutes ago, TOR said:

I would like to protest.  I am not smrt and post occassionaly.

OK fine you and Chad Briscoe can be exempt

Good to see more offense and runs in this game tonight -- a lot more fun to watch.

Wherever the mikes on the field are, the sound when Freddie crushed that HR was awesome... 💥💥💥

Oh man I thought that was gone. 

Atlanta's current reliever...but damn he's been pretty good.

Philip-Seymour-Hoffman-as-George-Willis.

Top of the 5th... 

Astros    7

Braves    5

Far be it from me to suggest any kind of bias, but holy crap Fox is all in for the braves.

No one's won at home since 13? That's nuts.

22 minutes ago, TOR said:

Far be it from me to suggest any kind of bias, but holy crap Fox is all in for the braves.

They just hate the Astros. 

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