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Just now, Longhornlove said:

How many short pop ups to left is Yordan going to have?

 

He's clenching.  Dammit.

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    Just think, you would have been a Braves fan if they had just won another championship or two.

  • Prediction: Astros in 5 and Helobious will still be a chode.    

  • Man imagine that. 3 ws appearances in 5 years and no *title* to show for it. Sad. 

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6 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

They just hate the Astros. 

You’re right, John Smoltz has no rooting interest in the Braves. I mean obviously they hate the Astros too. 

Edited by Planet Houston

1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

You’re right, John Smoltz has no rooting interest in the Braves. I mean obviously they hate the Astros too. 

They were both openly biased in the ALCS. I don't blame Smoltz but keep it professional.

The chop just made me turn the volume up. So, you know, add that to the discussion. 

Ok dumb question amnesty:  WTF is the deal with the pearl necklace by Jocco?

and why are men wearing/ swinging them in tribute?

Edited by slorch

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

Ok dumb question amnesty:  WTF is the deal with the pearl necklace by Jocco?

and why are men wearing/ swinging them in tribute?

Doubles as anal beads?

Braves need some lemmon pepper magic here. 

Take that. 

Hottie brown haired girl mojo.

I do think it would be funny for Ron Washington to be apart of another World Series meltdown.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

I do think it would be funny for Ron Washington to be apart of another World Series meltdown.

Is there that much cocaine... anywhere?

Just now, TOR said:

Is there that much cocaine... anywhere?

There's enough blow in Dallas to kill everyone in Puerto Rico. I'm sure Ron can make do.

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Is there that much cocaine... anywhere?

There's going to be tons no matter what, win or lose.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

There's enough blow in Dallas to kill everyone in Puerto Rico. I'm sure Ron can make do.

Kind of harsh. 

So the last time this happened it was literally fixed. That's amazing. 

I need an Albies hit to win an SGP bet...so relax guys, he'll end the inning here.

The Mullet is strong.

Thought he was out all the way. Shit call imo. 

Braves got out scored 8-1 after the grand slam. When I said they “shot their load too early” that’s kind of what I meant.

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Braves got out scored 8-1 after the grand slam. When I said they “shot their load too early” that’s kind of what I meant.

Dammit Helobious.

Should be 8-5. Altuve was never safe there. Probably won't matter. 

Interesting zone tonight. 

Altuve caught a bad strike earlier. It's gone both ways. 

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14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Interesting zone tonight. 

Altuve caught a bad strike earlier. It's gone both ways. 

It’s been pretty horseshit I think. Not just missed calls but also inconsistent. I don’t think anyone has been particularly favored. Interested to see the ump card tomorrow. 

and just like that...the people were rewarded with baseball in November!!!

6 hours ago, ztejas said:

Astros seem out of juice to me. Might as well call it here. 

Good call. 

10 hours ago, slorch said:

and just like that...the people were rewarded with baseball in November!!!

huzzah GIF

Edited: I am also very happy that I don't have to resort to watching MACtion!1!! tomorrow night.

Edited by Beau Vine

14 hours ago, ztejas said:

Astros seem out of juice to me. Might as well call it here. 

Look who ended up being right. I’m telling you it’s just an innate feeling you get after watching a lot of baseball. Big first inning for the Braves, followed by Astros chipping away, and then a non competitive 2nd inning made it super obvious what was about to happen. There’s no sabermetrics for that.

14 hours ago, slorch said:

and just like that...the people were rewarded with baseball in November!!!

Let me just say I absolutely love, love love this team. They simply do not panic or ever quit. IMHO they are dangerous AF returning to Minute Maid with some confidence and the bats coming back to life.

Sure am gonna miss watching Correa do his magic at SS next year. That throw was phenomenal. I know he's not considered the best SS in the league by most, but he's one of the best I've ever seen.

Edited by wood

Oh, and that barehanded play by Bregman ... Buck (I think) said 'good play'. Are you fucking kidding me? That was a fantastic play. We see people try to barehand bouncing balls like that all the time, but we rarely see them field it cleanly and throw out someone like Ozzie getting his ass rapidly down the line. 

Joe Buck is notorious for never getting excited about anything (2007 giants-pats SB ending comes to mind big time), and he’s a shitty commentator to boot. Wish Gary Thorne or pre-Santa Maria Matt Vasgersian was on play by play. Gus Johnson might not know what’s going on but he’d at least bring some passion. 

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Look who ended up being right. I’m telling you it’s just an innate feeling you get after watching a lot of baseball. Big first inning for the Braves, followed by Astros chipping away, and then a non competitive 2nd inning made it super obvious what was about to happen. There’s no sabermetrics for that.

wow, maybe helobious will start nailing all his predictions...

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4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

huzzah GIF

Edited: I am also very happy that I don't have to resort to watching MACtion!1!! tomorrow night.

Those are some of the best football games on TV though.  Not a bunch of prima donnas prancing for the cameras.

1 hour ago, TOR said:

Those are some of the best football games on TV though.  Not a bunch of prima donnas prancing for the cameras.

You enjoy watching the 108th-ranked Ball State Cardinals do battle with the 122nd-ranked Akron Zips, and the 105th-ranked Miami Redsomethings play the 121st-ranked Ohio Bobcats then.  

I'm gonna watch the World Series.

Jordan Lynch isn’t walking through that door. Back when the MAC was fun.

42 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You enjoy watching the 108th-ranked Ball State Cardinals do battle with the 122nd-ranked Akron Zips, and the 105th-ranked Miami Redsomethings play the 121st-ranked Ohio Bobcats then.  

I'm gonna watch the World Series.

I mean, it's Tuesday.  What else am I going to do besides browse obscure Dutch pr0N?

Also you said ball.

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Jordan Lynch isn’t walking through that door. Back when the MAC was fun.

randy moss and Ben Rapelesburger

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

You enjoy watching the 108th-ranked Ball State Cardinals do battle with the 122nd-ranked Akron Zips, and the 105th-ranked Miami Redsomethings play the 121st-ranked Ohio Bobcats then.  

I'm gonna watch the World Series.

MACtion is a gambler's paradise!

6 minutes ago, slorch said:

MACtion is a gambler's paradise!

Over/under (usually over), even/odd, the starting QB having more than 5 consonants in his name. 

He also has the same number of rings as the Yankees in the past decade.

22 minutes ago, Helobious said:

He also has the same number of rings as the Yankees in the past decade.

He has one of these this decade also unlike the team the Astros beat to get it    
 

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On 11/1/2021 at 3:43 PM, Beau Vine said:

You enjoy watching the 108th-ranked Ball State Cardinals do battle with the 122nd-ranked Akron Zips, and the 105th-ranked Miami Redsomethings play the 121st-ranked Ohio Bobcats then.

Hopefully Sark is watching and calling any 3+ year starting offensive lineman to get their ass down here in January. 

Carly Pearce's jeans making a case for series MVP.

The atlanta knob-slobbing is just... unseemly.  Have some respect for yourself, Fox.

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