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    Just think, you would have been a Braves fan if they had just won another championship or two.

  • Prediction: Astros in 5 and Helobious will still be a chode.    

  • Man imagine that. 3 ws appearances in 5 years and no *title* to show for it. Sad. 

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Dang that was a good inning.  Garcia's mullet may have some mojo.

Hmm he never touched the bag

WOW,  big strikeout on Yuli to end Astros threat with runners on 2nd and 3rd.

After 1 inning...

Braves    0

Astros     0 

8 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

WOW,  big strikeout on Yuli to end Astros threat with runners on 2nd and 3rd.

After 1 inning...

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Astros     0 

Have to get the timber off the shoulder. 

1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

I am anxious

It is very early.  Don't get anxious until you run out of good bourbon.

What would the baseball equivalent of the Manningcast be?

He f-ing crushed that ball.

BOOM !!!   💥💥💥    Jorge Soler 3 Run HR

Braves    3

Astros     0

They registered Soler’s homer at 446 feet. Does that seem right?

Can't get within 8 feet of Pujols? Not impressed.

They registered Soler’s homer at 446 feet. Does that seem right?

No34

Eat shit, Houston! 5-0.
 

Atlanta has to keep piling on, no lead is safe in baseball.

BOOM 💥💥    Swanson 2 run HR

Braves    5

Astros     0

Fat Astros lady crying

She’s crying cause she fat?

I think they need about 3 more to feel good.

At least for Astros fans there's a stripper and monkey to fall back on for another day of comedic relief.

20 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Buying a Soler jersey if this holds. Fuck he crushed that.

I expect nothing less from a bandwagoning front runner such as yourself. 

That turned into a skull fucking...

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ATL needs to keep piling it on. There is still ALOT of baseball left. Max needs to be on lockdown mode for a couple more innings.

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I expect nothing less from a bandwagoning front runner such as yourself. 

Cry about it. Enjoy this assfucking. It’s the last time a WS game will be played in Houston for a very long time.

Braves up 4-0 - I think they blew their load too early. Stros have this.

Braves up 6-0 - Enjoy this assfucking, Astros!

What's the take for 5-0? "This could go either way"?

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Cry about it. Enjoy this assfucking. It’s the last time a WS game will be played in Houston for a very long time.

Maybe so. Tell me how that feels. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Braves up 4-0 - I think they blew their load too early. Stros have this.

Braves up 6-0 - Enjoy this assfucking, Astros!

What's the take for 5-0? "This could go either way"?

4-0 in the top of the 1st is quite different from 6-0 in the 5th. Not that you’re smart enough to understand that. 

Cry about it. Enjoy this assfucking. It’s the last time a WS game will be played in Houston for a very long time.

I’m a Braves fan but that seems like a weird thing to say.

Kinda wanna see Correa go to the Yankees just to see how quickly @Helobiousdoes a complete 180 and attaches himself firmly to Carlos' sack and taint.

Just now, McCroskey said:


I’m a Braves fan but that seems like a weird thing to say.

They’re done, completely. No more Correa, Greinke, or Verlander. Altuve is old. Bregman is overrated. They really needed to win this one as it’s the last year of their window. 

10 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I expect nothing less from a bandwagoning front runner such as yourself. 

Meh. I don't have a vested interest in this game but "bandwagoners" sort of applies across the board, yes?.  As in not seeing an Astros hat for zip codes in Texas, for many years. And then seeing them sold out, magically, in Academy stores in 2017.

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

4-0 in the top of the 1st is quite different from 6-0 in the 5th. Not that you’re smart enough to understand that. 

Of course it's different. Your take on the matter is different. But it didn't take the Stros 8 innings to tie it down 4-0. 

Main difference is Freid has it working right now and Astros are running out of time. Taking too long to get into the pen. 

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