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9 hours ago, Helobious said:

Jesus what happened to Washington & Miami. No idea they did that bad.

 

8 hours ago, Helobious said:

Playoff team last year if you weren’t paying attention. Jeter has been making some smart chess moves with the roster, thought it would’ve come together better by now. Could be a sleeper team next year.

A perfect illustration of the idiocy that is Helobious 

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    Just think, you would have been a Braves fan if they had just won another championship or two.

  • Prediction: Astros in 5 and Helobious will still be a chode.    

  • Man imagine that. 3 ws appearances in 5 years and no *title* to show for it. Sad. 

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11 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

 

"THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE ELOTE AND PUPUSAS IN ATLANTA SO WHO GIVES A FLYONG FUCK?!?"

To bring this full circle back to the cunt ass white sox....I had some elote at Guaranteed Rate Field in July when I went there and it sucked ass.  Yes poor decision making on my part, but I wanted some 

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Anyone finding an orange Astros 2021 World Series shirt online that doesn't mention Atlanta? All I can find is this one https://www.mlbshop.com/houston-astros/mens-houston-astros-nike-orange-2021-world-series-bound-icon-t-shirt/t-58884263+p-93599682316+z-7-4275296586?_ref=p-CLP:m-GRID:i-r0c0:po-0 I don't care for the design or use of "H-Town" but all other shirts are blue, black, grey, or AL Champion themed. Thanks

 

1 minute ago, n64ra said:

Anyone finding an orange Astros 2021 World Series shirt online that doesn't mention Atlanta? All I can find is this one https://www.mlbshop.com/houston-astros/mens-houston-astros-nike-orange-2021-world-series-bound-icon-t-shirt/t-58884263+p-93599682316+z-7-4275296586?_ref=p-CLP:m-GRID:i-r0c0:po-0 I don't care for the design or use of "H-Town" but all other shirts are blue, black, grey, or AL Champion themed. Thanks

 

Never mind. Shirt wasn't orange. 

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2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

A perfect illustration of the idiocy that is Helobious 

to be fair, it’s a pretty genius move to find a franchise inept enough to take on an albatross like stanton. 

53 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

God damnit, he's such a good villain.  

I have actually grown to dislike him less and less.  

Maybe embracing being the biggest villians in baseball has turned my thoughts on all other villians 

42 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I have actually grown to dislike him less and less.  

Maybe embracing being the biggest villians in baseball has turned my thoughts on all other villians 

He and Josh Donaldson drink deeply from the same doosh fountain.  I like a good villain, but he ain’t it.  

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8 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

He and Josh Donaldson drink deeply from the same doosh fountain.  I like a good villain, but he ain’t it.  

Good villain=CFM

21 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

He and Josh Donaldson drink deeply from the same doosh fountain.  I like a good villain, but he ain’t it.  

Josh is ok

 

24 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

He and Josh Donaldson drink deeply from the same doosh fountain.  I like a good villain, but he ain’t it.  

Seriously.  Joc Pederson is a fucking tool.

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Josh is ok

 

Wonder why he only called out those 2 franchises. Couldn’t have anything to do with them routinely getting the best of his team and him getting booed at those stadiums for being a douche. Totally unbiased take. Him, Bautista, and Stroman were about the most unlikeable pro sports trio I can remember.

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3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Wonder why he only called out those 2 franchises. Couldn’t have anything to do with them routinely getting the best of his team and him getting booed at those stadiums for being a douche. Totally unbiased take. Him, Bautista, and Stroman were about the most unlikeable pro sports trio I can remember.

Or maybe because those 2 franchises were the ones mentioned by MLB for cheating using Apple Watches.

Somebody's gonna stumble in to a moment of self-awareness if they keep going down this rabbit hole.

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1 minute ago, BornOrange said:

Or maybe because those 2 franchises were the ones mentioned by MLB for cheating using Apple Watches.

And also because those two fanbases are the loudest and dumbest about the whole thing. But you are arguing with the guy who was shocked to find out the Miami Marlins sucked, so there’s that. 

24 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

And also because those two fanbases are the loudest and dumbest about the whole thing. But you are arguing with the guy who was shocked to find out the Miami Marlins sucked, so there’s that. 

Nah. Dodgers >>> Yankees >>>>>>>> Rest of MLB

4 minutes ago, VivaNaranja said:

Nah. Dodgers >>> Yankees >>>>>>>> Rest of MLB

Fair point. Two of the three loudest and dumbest. Donaldson is an AL guy through and through, he might not know the dodgers exist…

55 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Somebody's gonna stumble in to a moment of self-awareness if they keep going down this rabbit hole.

Somehow, I doubt it...

26 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Fair point. Two of the three loudest and dumbest. Donaldson is an AL guy through and through, he might not know the dodgers exist…

Donaldson played on the Braves 2 years ago. Who’s the dumb un-self aware one again?

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Donaldson played on the Braves 2 years ago. Who’s the dumb un-self aware one again?

In a 12 year career he played 1 year on a pillow contract for a National League team. It’s a joke you fucking nitwit. My goodness you are stupid. 

Say what you will about me, I never pull the “oh I was just joking” card for dumb/wrong things I post. Stand by your words. Unless those words have anything to do with Edwin Encarnacion.

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9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Say what you will about me, I never pull the “oh I was just joking” card for dumb/wrong things I post. Stand by your words. Unless those words have anything to do with Edwin Encarnacion.

So your contention is that I was serious in saying that a 12 year Major League Baseball vet, who likely grew up watching the sport for another 12-15 years, while also playing inter league games throughout his career, was actually unaware of the Dodgers?

Pro tip: when someone says “I am a fill in the blank man through and through” it doesn’t mean they’ve never actually had an experience with something else, just that their predominant experience is with what they are talking about. 
Eg: I’m a Papasitos fajita man through and through doesn’t mean I’ve never ordered fajitas at Ninfas in my life, it means that when I go for fajitas I prefer doing it at Papasitos. 
Is this the greatest bit in the history of the internet or are you really totally and completely incapable of understanding, literally, anything? 

What are all the Yankees, Red Sox, Dodgers fans doing tonight? watching Bluey? Washing their hair?  Get fucked bitches, Astros are playing for rings this week. LFG

Why is Thomas looking at the camera and everyone else is looking at the desk?

9 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

What are all the Yankees, Red Sox, Dodgers fans doing tonight? watching Bluey? Washing their hair?  Get fucked bitches, Astros are playing for rings this week. LFG

Wonder what that POS Joe Kelly is doing ... lol.

Awesome anthem, Ms. Palmer. Well done!

5 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Smoltz says Albies is better Altuve?  
 

BS

Altuve: 130 wRC+, 5.2 fWAR

Albies : 107 wRC+, 4.2 fWAR

But ok. 

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Fuck yeah. All the Astros fans that thought this would be a cakewalk are in for a surprise. 
 

Damn what a play by Altuve there.

i posted this after the Soler HR. i'm quoting some astros fan who said it yesterday. 

My bad /coyg

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