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A better title would've been "Running thread of white people shitting in public because they're angry about everyday stuff"

Edited by mdmost

Tim Hortons has a posted 2 minute max bathroom policy.  No shit.  My guess as to what happened was someone was already in the bathroom, the lady needed to go, and the employee would go kick them out.  So she said fuck it.

10 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Tim Hortons has a posted 2 minute max bathroom policy.  No shit. 

 

No shit?

No Diiiice!

Best comments:

 

"Horton, here's a poo!"

and

"Oh the places you'll go"

Tombot shaggy posters, I assume that the video is scat fetish porn and I will not click.

19 minutes ago, B1G said:

500 to 1 she likes anal 

not sure you understand how odds work.

Impressive technique. I doubt that is the first public standing dump she has taken.

Favorite comment from the Barstool Sports article on this: "I for one sure hope she hit him. To go through all of that and miss... Well that would be a shame."

I’m usually not that affected by videos I see. I was cool with her dropping a deuce down the wall. But flinging it at the freakin paki money taker took me by surprise I must say.

She needs more fiber.  That log was way too firm and easily picked up for throwing.  

You used that word literally.

I'll allow it.

That dude was like I don’t get paid enough for this shit, literally. 
36 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

She needs more fiber.  That log was way too firm and easily picked up for throwing.  

I mean, she picked up the whole pile of it in one grab, and the floor looked completely clean.

16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I mean, she picked up the whole pile of it in one grab, and the floor looked completely clean.

Kinda like my dog’s shits.  Nice and firm.

That's 1st degree shitting.  She planned that shit.  She knew she had one in the chamber and pulled the trigger.

"Horton, Here's a Poo!" 

*not mine - stolen from a genius Deadspin commenter, but too perfect not to share... 

 

She didn't wipe thoroughly or wash her hands - something the guy who bails her out will regret later.

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