May 16, 20187 yr Not really but this is how I imagined it would go. https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman-furiously-shits-on-floor-of-tim-hortons-throws-i-1826082960 I don’t know how to embed the video. If someone can, please do.
May 16, 20187 yr A better title would've been "Running thread of white people shitting in public because they're angry about everyday stuff" Edited May 16, 20187 yr by mdmost
May 16, 20187 yr Tim Hortons has a posted 2 minute max bathroom policy. No shit. My guess as to what happened was someone was already in the bathroom, the lady needed to go, and the employee would go kick them out. So she said fuck it.
May 16, 20187 yr 10 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: Tim Hortons has a posted 2 minute max bathroom policy. No shit. No shit? No Diiiice!
May 17, 20187 yr Tombot shaggy posters, I assume that the video is scat fetish porn and I will not click.
May 17, 20187 yr 19 minutes ago, B1G said: 500 to 1 she likes anal not sure you understand how odds work.
May 17, 20187 yr Favorite comment from the Barstool Sports article on this: "I for one sure hope she hit him. To go through all of that and miss... Well that would be a shame."
May 17, 20187 yr I’m usually not that affected by videos I see. I was cool with her dropping a deuce down the wall. But flinging it at the freakin paki money taker took me by surprise I must say.
May 17, 20187 yr You used that word literally. I'll allow it. That dude was like I don’t get paid enough for this shit, literally.
May 17, 20187 yr 36 minutes ago, Incredulity said: She needs more fiber. That log was way too firm and easily picked up for throwing. I mean, she picked up the whole pile of it in one grab, and the floor looked completely clean.
May 17, 20187 yr 16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: I mean, she picked up the whole pile of it in one grab, and the floor looked completely clean. Kinda like my dog’s shits. Nice and firm.
May 17, 20187 yr That's 1st degree shitting. She planned that shit. She knew she had one in the chamber and pulled the trigger.
May 17, 20187 yr "Horton, Here's a Poo!" *not mine - stolen from a genius Deadspin commenter, but too perfect not to share...
May 17, 20187 yr She didn't wipe thoroughly or wash her hands - something the guy who bails her out will regret later.
May 18, 20187 yr https://www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/gykg7j/we-finally-know-why-the-angry-tim-hortons-pooper-pooped
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