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1 hour ago, n64ra said:

2004. Texas barely won.

that was vince on 4th and 17 right

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

that was vince on 4th and 17 right

4th and 18. One of my favorites.

 

1 hour ago, n64ra said:

2004. Texas barely won.

But we did. VY broke Nick Reid's ankles and knees in leading us to the win. That PI on Kansas was also textbook PI. Mangino had to go home and cry on his big pillow.

I was in the house in Lawrence that day.

3 hours ago, Snacks said:
5 hours ago, n64ra said:
2004. Texas barely won.

it was my wedding day. I also barely won, so this his close to home.

It was also my wedding day for my first wedding. I lost and I am also fat so this hits close to home. 

I always liked Mangino even through the bitchassedness. The big Kansas v Mizzou game that they moved to Kansas City seems like almost a lifetime ago 

Pretty sure he coached his last college game in any capacity with how he got canned from Iowa state. 

Congrats coach! Looks like he can fit inside a shower and wipe his own ass now.  

On ‎5‎/‎18‎/‎2018 at 5:41 PM, Tony Soprano said:

 

What you guys doing having a wedding on a Texas game day?

They ain't smart. That's why.

 

On ‎5‎/‎18‎/‎2018 at 11:10 AM, Tex Pete said:

But we did. VY broke Nick Reid's ankles and knees in leading us to the win. That PI on Kansas was also textbook PI. Mangino had to go home and cry on his big pillow.

I was in the house in Lawrence that day.

You're right, but it's notable that Texas was down to a 4th and 18 against Kansas - especially a good team not the Charlie crap.

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Kansas should have kept Mangino, bow the schools' athletic director was fired today...

4 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Kansas should have kept Mangino, bow the schools' athletic director was fired today...

KU firing Mangino was equivalent to Tech firing Leach. The best coaches either of those schools will ever see.

6 hours ago, n64ra said:

They ain't smart. That's why.

 

You're right, but it's notable that Texas was down to a 4th and 18 against Kansas - especially a good team not the Charlie crap.

So? It's hard to be up every week. We were flat all that afternoon until VY pulled some magic out of his hat. Good teams do what it takes to win, even in the last minutes of games. 

On 5/18/2018 at 9:26 AM, n64ra said:

2004. Texas barely won.

Don't care, made BCS.

You're right, but it's notable that Texas was down to a 4th and 18 against Kansas - especially a good team not the Charlie crap.

That Kansas team was probably a lot better than the one the beat Charlie.
Kansas should have kept Mangino, bow the schools' athletic director was fired today...
You buried the lede or can't type or something:



Ha!
13 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


That Kansas team was probably a lot better than the one the beat Charlie.

That’s a true fact

What you guys doing having a wedding on a Texas game day?
Vince Young vs Kansas isn't supposed to be a cause for concern.
16 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

That’s a true fact

That Texas team was a lot better than the one Charlie lost to Kansas with.

On May 18, 2018 at 3:41 PM, Tony Soprano said:

 

What you guys doing having a wedding on a Texas game day?

I was in a wedding party that day.  We were watching the game sweating it out as to whether the game would end before the ceremony started.  Friend is a football fan but not a good one.

9 minutes ago, n64ra said:

That Texas team was a lot better than the one Charlie lost to Kansas with.

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On 5/23/2018 at 12:06 AM, mulletpelini said:

Fuck that, you don't get fucking married during football season.....ever.

Unless Jessica Alba becomes available...

https://goo.gl/images/Kw7QFK

21 hours ago, n64ra said:

That Texas team was a lot better than the one Charlie lost to Kansas with.

You're still crying about a game in 2004 that we won? You suck. 

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

You're still crying about a game in 2004 that we won? You suck. 

Uh, no.

On 5/23/2018 at 3:05 PM, n64ra said:

That Texas team was a lot better than the one Charlie lost to Kansas with.

Yes.  We won the game.  Thats how you know

  • 1 month later...
Nah. Honey and berries sound like health food. Couldn't be him.

It also sounds like pie. That dude loves pie.
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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Did fat fuck open a brewery?

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Uh oh.  Did Mangino fuck a bee, again?

Is this the thread for dudes who like pie?!

What kind of pie are we talking about? Hair, poon tang?
12 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


What kind of pie are we talking about? Hair, poon tang?

For you 

just moon

On 5/18/2018 at 5:23 PM, mr. sunshine said:

I always liked Mangino even through the bitchassedness. The big Kansas v Mizzou game that they moved to Kansas City seems like almost a lifetime ago 

For Mizzou fans, it was two lifetimes ago; as they now take annual beatings to teams they never really played out of conference...

16 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Did fat fuck open a brewery?

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I went to our game at Akron last fall, and that shit was everywhere.

It was often on tap next to Rhinegeist beers.  Given their odd choice for a tap handle, we dubbed the combination Klangino.

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On 5/18/2018 at 3:11 PM, GreenspointTexas said:

Awake fiberoptic

oh snap!! i'm in the biz and that's funny....

What's his OSA score, i wonder?

11 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

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"Come on man, I had to get it on!"

Lol. 4th and 18 and they let Vince run it. Nick Reid is still having nightmares.

Edited by Bookman

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Still sitting around without a job.

Just saying.

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Still sitting around without a job.

Just saying.

Probably very accurate. 

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