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I feel like you have accountability to surly shitheads to never share shit like this. I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.

Even Rex Ryan say What The Actual Fuck is going on 

 

 

also - the pictures that make you say holey shit thread is that way ------>>>

Edited by Wally Fairway

Uh..I'd chew her toe nails and ass all day

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3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Odds that that's ALL he's done with her????

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Oh, I'm sorry -- I thought we were in the nest, in the trust tree....are we not?

Must have lost his toe knife?

7 minutes ago, freyguy said:

maybe it's his step daughter?

She must've been stuck in the dryer  

Could be a scene from a Tarantino movie.  
 

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6 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

She must've been stuck in the dryer  

Understand Captain America GIF

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13 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Could be a scene from a Tarantino movie.  
 

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That's what I call a show!

2 hours ago, midtown said:

Uh..I'd chew her toe nails and ass all day

So obviously would her dad.

Best part is, once you get a good one you can pick your teeth with it. 
 

also in no universe does this subject belong in lulz

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

Could be a scene from a Tarantino movie.  
 

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Well, you see Salma Hayek is pouring liquor down her thigh and to your mouth here...

 

a bit different than biting the fucking toenails off YOUR DAUGHTERS feet.

 

The Hayek GIF is probably the only way I would go full Rex Ryan.

 

 

I mean, I'D chew her toes if that's what she's into...but I'm not her dad. 

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1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

I don't know on what board this would belong, but I'm not sure "lulz" is it.

I’ve gotten plenty of lulz from this thread. Well done surlyites. 
We need a “WTF” reaction button. @immamac  

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I don't know on what board this would belong, but I'm not sure "lulz" is it.

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4 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

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I mean she's rude and hot, but did nobody notice that she's got a fucking palm tree growing out of her head?

 

2 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

I don't know on what board this would belong, but I'm not sure "lulz" is it.

Well, we don't have a "gags" forum yet.

16 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Best part is, once you get a good one you can pick your teeth with it. 
 

also in no universe does this subject belong in lulz

 

15 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

I don't know on what board this would belong, but I'm not sure "lulz" is it.

Until we have a forum titled "Ewwww", I think this one is the best fit.

I'll never get the foot fetish thing.  To me feet are pretty damn gross.  To each their own, but WTF???? Your daughter?  That's fucked up on every single level.  I feel pretty comfortable being judgemental on this one.

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Moar pics of daughter please, preferably without the dad. Thanks.

 

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19 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I mean she's rude and hot, but did nobody notice that she's got a fucking palm tree growing out of her head?

 

I did not.  Still wood. 

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That left big toe looks necrotic.

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Ol’ boy working that left toe……

On 10/27/2021 at 12:28 AM, futureman said:

that guy fucks. 

Gnaw, man. Gnaw. He'll gnaw.

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On 10/26/2021 at 3:35 PM, tfoolry said:

Could be a scene from a Tarantino movie.  

Wrong scene/movie.  Should be Pulp Fiction where dude is clueless the giving a foot massage to the boss' lady was wrong.

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On 10/28/2021 at 12:52 AM, Txslnghrns said:

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That left big toe looks necrotic.

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Ol’ boy working that left toe……

Back in my younger days back when I would jump any woman with a pulse, the sight of that nasty ass foot would have me running for cover.

On 10/26/2021 at 8:46 PM, nnm said:

I’ve gotten plenty of lulz from this thread. Well done surlyites. 
We need a “WTF” reaction button. @immamac  

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Either that or "That's just wrong"

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