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So when you're being confronted with accusations that you are using the information you collect and the platforms you use to do all sorts of various enumerated harms to individuals and society at large your move is rebrand yourself as.....Meta.

That's one hell of a way to embrace wearing the black hat I guess.

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Zuckerberg hasn't joined in the billionaire space race because he came from space.

I guess the new corporate motto could be, "Meta:  The only real research being done on here is by us.  On you."  

If you've been banned from facebook, can you come back and register an account at this new Meta platform?  Asking for a friend.  

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I remember one time I was playing in a pick up game... and a guy got stabbed with a table leg.

18 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I guess the new corporate motto could be, "Meta:  The only real research being done on here is by us.  On you."  

If you've been banned from facebook, can you come back and register an account at this new Meta platform?  Asking for a friend.  

you have their blessings to start your own platform, despac, and literally profit.

What does 'despac' mean?  

Ahh the tried and true corporate pastime of simply changing your name to attempt to avoid association with past transgression.  
 

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Just now, Fondren & Main said:

Thought this was going to be about Ron Artest.

Ron Artest has too much human decency and ethics to be involved in anything like Meta.

I remember when it was called The Meta.

Didn’t we already do Second life or Half Life or some other game thing?

Insane because the actual metaverse refers to the open social media platforms that all interact with each other.

Exactly what faceberg isn't

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13 minutes ago, Lurch said:

 

Arby's better come back scrong against that one  

If there's one unifying force on this godforsaken website, its the universal hatred of Zuckerberg and his virtual hellscape.

1 hour ago, Storm the Field said:

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Why is he using bbq sauce as a bookend?

5 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

So when you're being confronted with accusations that you are using the information you collect and the platforms you use to do all sorts of various enumerated harms to individuals and society at large your move is rebrand yourself as.....Meta.

That's one hell of a way to embrace wearing the black hat I guess.

 

 

2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Fuckin facebook died when they stopped requiring “.edu” email addresses

The brief period when it was only for people with an .edu address was great.

Why is he using bbq sauce as a bookend?

I mean….of all the weird-ass shit about him….that’s actually up near the top. WTF?
5 hours ago, Lurch said:

 

 

15 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

Imagine getting dunked on by a fucking fast food chain on Twitter. Maybe take the next few plays off, "Angenette".

8 hours ago, Homercles said:

Ahh the tried and true corporate pastime of simply changing your name to attempt to avoid association with past transgression.  
 

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If it works out as well for The Facebook as it did for ValuJet we're all Ho Lee Fuk'd.

4 hours ago, Homercles said:

Why is he using bbq sauce as a bookend?

Why is it Sweet Baby Rays??

 

CSB: I was in grad school when Facebook was just spreading to various colleges. The first person to tell me about TheFacebook later turned out to be regularly drugging and date-raping classmates. If you’re wondering where he did his undergrad, you’re a fool, because of course it was Baylor.

And still, Facebook peaked when a Baptist sexual predator was telling me how great it was. It’s been downhill ever since.

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


I mean….of all the weird-ass shit about him….that’s actually up near the top. WTF?

he seems like the kind of guy who puts ketchup on brisket, uses bbq sauce as a bookend, doesn't actually eat meat, and just chomps on the onion slices at a BBQ joint with his "team members"....."We're bonding, this is normal.  Right everyone?"  

9 hours ago, Deej said:

Zuckerberg hasn't joined in the billionaire space race because he came from space.

I'm 100% sure this is the case. 

 

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

he seems like the kind of guy who puts ketchup on brisket, uses bbq sauce as a bookend, doesn't actually eat meat, and just chomps on the onion slices at a BBQ joint with his "team members"....."We're bonding, this is normal.  Right everyone?"  

Dude loves him some Sweet Baby Rays. Because thats what humans consume, correct? f'n weirdo

42 minutes ago, F250 said:

Why is it Sweet Baby Rays??

 

He’s about to make the most sugary vegan pulled pork you’ve ever identified with. 

41 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm 100% sure this is the case. 

 

Dude loves him some Sweet Baby Rays. Because thats what humans consume, correct? f'n weirdo

His eyes concern me. He looks like he's died from multiple amphetamine ODs and been resuscitated multiple times. I've done multiple day coke and booze binges and I don't think my eyes ever looked liked that. Good God. 

16 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

Didn’t we already do Second life or Half Life or some other game thing?

Yes, but this is Ready Player One. We are so fucked. 

I never had a strong opinion on him, never used his platforms, never thought much about him.  But I did question why some on his board wanted to replace him.  He seemed to make all the right moves for the stock price.  Everybody seemed to be joining facebook-from progressive Arabs to curmudgeon grandparents.  Thought he was a shithead, but they needed to get out of his way and let him grow the company to even greater heights.  

Now I totally get it.  Some CEO's remain largely anonymous, but Zuckerberg is out there constantly as the frontman of facebook. 

And Zuckerberg is an unhinged sociopath trying to raise an Army.

8 hours ago, Blotto said:

I'm 100% sure this is the case. 

 

Dude loves him some Sweet Baby Rays. Because thats what humans consume, correct? f'n weirdo

That video.

the simpsons nerd GIF

5 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Remember back in the day when the resident posters were convinced FB was a fad that would go the way of MySpace?

I ‘member

Anyways, if there were an anti-Christ, it would be Mark Zuckerberg.

I dabbled with myspace but have never signed up for the facing book because I didn't get into myspace at all.

Was it functionality? Widespread adoption? Or the algorithms that made facebook take off where myspace failed?  Some combination?  I never saw them as that fundamentally different at the beginning. Obviously facebook far outstripped it.

10 hours ago, Mole said:

CSB: I was in grad school when Facebook was just spreading to various colleges. The first person to tell me about TheFacebook later turned out to be regularly drugging and date-raping classmates. If you’re wondering where he did his undergrad, you’re a fool, because of course it was Baylor.

And still, Facebook peaked when a Baptist sexual predator was telling me how great it was. It’s been downhill ever since.

That predator’s name???

You guessed it, Frank Stallone!

 

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