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Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Bijan already thinking about the portal?

Don't even joke about that. 

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Nice, use a time out so we can emphatically turn it over on downs

Wow that was extremely crafty.  We managed to burn a TO early in the half

Why are we dicking around wasting a timeout here?  Call your play, line up, and run it.

Umm not like we could spare that timeout in a 14-10 game

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Our offense sucks so much herpes pussy 

Uncle Boobs would be proud

Wow, wasted series and TO.  Punt and play great Defense 

We’ve reached the point where Bijan can’t even be depended on to convert 1yd for the 1st down.  That’s how much Baylor is daring us to beat them through the air

We’ve gone through games where we won’t take a TO to pump players up or yell at them and blow one here. Son a bitch!

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

WHY USE A FUCKING TO?????

 

just take the god damned delay   WTF 

Because we are going to go for it. 

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Hot take: this Texas team isn’t any good and won’t make a bowl game 

Even if we make a bowl game, Tom Herman ain't walking thru that door.

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Why do we insist on running up the gut? 

Maybe because Sark still thinks he has all 5 star players two deep?

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Why do we insist on running up the gut? 

Because it’s a dick measuring contest, except we’ve got nothing but pussies up front. 

what the fuck does this team do in locker room every half   seriously  what the fuck do they do  to come out looking like this

Only reason to use a to would be if we actually end up going for it. If we come out and punt, I'm going to think turtle tom snuck onto the sideline dressed as sark for halloween

We have a bunch of a pansies on this oline. And yes I would tell them this to their face. 

It looked like Bijan and Casey were coaching majors. He should have snapped that ball and when he didn’t the play was fucked. Good TO there, settle some nerves and call a good play. Calm down pussies 

Fuck it, just throw it to Worthy every play until they do something.  What else we got?

We gonna get stuffed short or drop.a gimme TD here?

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Hot take: this Texas team isn’t any good and won’t make a bowl game 

That’s not how the annual script works.  Typically we lose an early season non-conference game, then lose in Dallas, before winning a bunch of meaningless games in November and going to the Alamo Bowl and winning to create just enough hope for people to falsely hold onto going into next season

RoJo clearly needs more touches

Just now, B00M said:

We gonna get stuffed short or drop.a gimme TD here?

Maybe both? 

So not only did we waste a timeout but we ran the same play anyway

Just now, MillerEP said:

So not only did we waste a timeout but we ran the same play anyway

wasn't the same play 

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