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Behind the chains, this possession is over. 

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Baylor has 0 penalties, correct?

We can't go there.  Texas should be running them off the field. 

Just now, Pig Bellmont said:

These announcers are really making a meal out of our recent collapses. Jesus Christ

In contrast to this board that sees them as no big deal

2 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Here comes the costly Casey INT.

Close

1 minute ago, Real Papi said:

SMH, damn shame this game should have been out of reach in the first half.  Let’s go Texas time to nut up

if 28-7,  31-10 and 35-17  werent enough a lead in the first half,  this season, what in the holy fuck makes you think it would be out of reach in this game

Edited by AUS-97HORN

We won’t score again. This shit is a full blown disease. 

Sark: It's not coaching, talent, or adjustments that are the key, guys! It's our psyche and watching Free Solo!
Just now, TXRed said:

Behind the chains, this possession is over. 

Pretty much.  And we were way overdue for a sack.

If we lose this game I guess I can rest easy knowing that the team got to watch an Academy Award winning documentary about a guy climbing the side of a 3000 ft rock. I'd rather see them win the fucking game but whatever...

Just now, Fastbreak said:

Wish we had a good play caller…

Maybe anyone can be a good play caller if you’re the Alabama OC.

He just dropped the ball.

 

Never mind stripped, but throw that ball.  It was there

Edited by Surly Bevo

Our O line is such a fucking travesty

1 minute ago, Pig Bellmont said:

These announcers are really making a meal out of our recent collapses. Jesus Christ

Know how that gets stopped?

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Bijan and his blocks…

He's mailed it in this year I'm telling you. 

Bijan cost us a TD by whiffing on the block.

Whenever someone tells you when they’re at games and receivers are running wide-open they are not lying to you.

Like fucking clockwork 

Just now, longhornmatt said:

Oh yes, I’m very confident we will win because the team watched Free Solo. Sark making THAT his big talking point for the media is really reassuring.  He’s on top of it!

Kinda like when Herman likened our players to Lenny in Of Mice and Men.

Imade can't even keep his balance in a 2-point stance.  Very athletic.

1 minute ago, Modessit said:
3 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:
We need to watch Free Solo again. 

Or defense is more like Hope Solo's snatch.

This is so disgusting it needed to be quoted.

Oh my god we are the worst coached team in the country.

If I had a dollar for every false start this year, I could fucking retire.

Yay!!! Been waiting on the OL penalty on a key drive for my get fucked bingo 

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

Everybody Everybody shoot your dicks off (YEAH)

Or a bunch of our players jump head first into the portal with their dicks jammed in their ears.

Edited by Nicole44

dump it to rojo

To be this bad for this long has to be some kind of disease with as many former All-American players we've had. We are the very definition of mediocre 

1 minute ago, TOR said:

We can't go there.  Texas should be running them off the field. 

I wasn’t going anywhere with that other than our team is constantly shooting themselves in the foot. Don’t read anything else into it.

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