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Our coaches go to 5 star recruit games and show documentaries to our players. The other teams watch film and teach tackling. 

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Teams are a reflection of their coach.  Wilting in 3 straight winnable games means you are mentally and physically weak. 

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

Let's take a breath for a second. Back up and look at this team. I want to know what is going on. I want to understand this unbelievable collapse. It is program wide. I want to know. 

We are a front-running team that has to jump on teams early and put them away because we will lose the fourth quarter. 

Can’t wait for the false start penalty to start the next possession 

At least we have the Longhorn Network to watch all the highlights and interviews.

Our games should be closed to the public and on pay per view to limit air wave exposure.

Anyone got any pictures of Sark’s wife pregame outfit?  I just leave seeing what she brings to our program. 

The big 12 doesn't deserve to be in the playoff. And why do the announcers always have to talk endlessly about how "Texas had a double digit lead", it was 11 fucking points, Texas is 4-3, Baylor is 6-1, stop acting so fucking shocked you dweeb fucks.

Mentally weak.

Physically weak.

Maybe next year.

Just now, taybo20 said:

We’re gonna be the new vandy of the SEC 

Need to get to work on upgrading some of our lesser academic departments. 

Just now, NAVY said:

Can’t wait for the false start penalty to start the next possession 

No, it's normally delay of game coming out of TV timeout.

Perennial 7-6 Stevie Sark, was this guy supposed to be an upgrade? Not looking like it.

Team full of pussies. Every last one of them. How many straps for Overshown today? I missed the pregame fashion show.

5 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

how do you miss that fucking holding

They didn't miss it. They are told not to call it.

1 minute ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Why am I not angry right now?


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It’s the frog in boiling water syndrome.  It’s amazing what you can get use to.

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

Let's take a breath for a second. Back up and look at this team. I want to know what is going on. I want to understand this unbelievable collapse. It is program wide. I want to know. 

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2 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Let's take a breath for a second. Back up and look at this team. I want to know what is going on. I want to understand this unbelievable collapse. It is program wide. I want to know. 

Well, the offense is terrible but the incredibly bad defense makes up for it.

2 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

This team will not be bowl eligible.  Lol

Nor should we be. I have a good idea what’s going on with the team but I don’t want to add to an already crappy game. Or CR this shit up. 
 

it’s just gotten to a point where I feel like we should be paid to watch this shit not pay them for playing and coaching like shit

Just now, immamac said:

I haven’t watched anything past 7 minutes into the 2nd quarter and haven’t read the thread. Do I even turn the game on or just keep watching Meat Chicken @ State

Meat Chicken @ State if you want to keep your liver a little healthier 

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Let's go win this thing -- C'mon Horns !!!  🤘

I have a unicorn to sell you ....

 

But I hope you are right  - Hook'em

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Maybe Sark should've forced the team to watch or rewatch Squid Game, where losers die.

This needs more fucking likes. Spot on.

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Teams are a reflection of their coach.  Wilting in 3 straight winnable games means you are mentally and physically weak. 

And we're stuck with it for multiple seasons. This is exactly what he is as a head coach.

1 minute ago, Chad said:

Perennial 7-6 Stevie Sark, was this guy supposed to be an upgrade? Not looking like it.

Show me win 7

Just now, immamac said:

I haven’t watched anything past 7 minutes into the 2nd quarter and haven’t read the thread. Do I even turn the game on or just keep watching Meat Chicken @ State

Do you feel the need to be miserable and want to spend your Saturday contemplating how much of your life you’ve wasted on Texas football, or do you want to enjoy the rest of your weekend?

1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:

At least we have the Longhorn Network to watch all the highlights and interviews.

I want to watch the games we win from 1981. 

3 minutes ago, naija said:

That’s either the 3rd or 4th straight game our elite RB has been out rushed.

That’s because Bijan isn’t playing against our defense

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Anyone got any pictures of Sark’s wife pregame outfit?  I just leave seeing what she brings to our program. 

It’s the only good thing

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I haven’t watched anything past 7 minutes into the 2nd quarter and haven’t read the thread. Do I even turn the game on or just keep watching Meat Chicken @ State

do you want an excuse to get a new TV when you smash your current one?

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I haven’t watched anything past 7 minutes into the 2nd quarter and haven’t read the thread. Do I even turn the game on or just keep watching Meat Chicken @ State

Save yourself, watch a well played game. 

Need a quick TD here let’s go Sark earn that money 

2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Need to get to work on upgrading some of our lesser academic departments. 

God we suck ass

3 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

Fuckin absurd no calls on holds. 

 

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