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for ruining my love of college football. I can't even watch other games anymore.

Texas Football: All Gas.

Nothing but awful, uncontrollable gas. 

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3 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

for ruining my love of college football. I can't even watch other games anymore.

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5 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

for ruining my love of college football. I can't even watch other games anymore.

Yep. Don’t watch a single game if texas loses. Zero enjoyment. 

It’s getting almost as bad as the basketball team under Shaka. 

For clearing up the rest of my saturdays this fall...

 

Just now, 52-80 said:

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clearly haven't paid attention to our OOC schedule the past 12 years lol

1 minute ago, 52-80 said:

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More like this...

 

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It’s best to pretend that Texas football no longer exists. 

1 minute ago, Passive Aggressive Coach said:

Why, because he hates losing and is a huge fan of his team and is disgusted by this team/coaching? 

I don't know either but she's hot so there's that.

Jesus get over it. Turn on FOX and watch MSU and UM. These kids are probably 20-30+ years younger than you are.

Just now, Tylerocks said:

For clearing up the rest of my saturdays this fall...

 

Shit. For me it’s the weekends maybe now. The oilers have been long gone, so Sundays are open. It’s almost there for me on Saturdays at this rate. 

Staff is getting out-coached at half, 3 games in a row.

Perhaps they need some time to grow/mature as a staff and make those adjustments.

However, looking at Sarks record at Washington I'm not confident in that

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Jesus get over it. Turn on FOX and watch MSU and UM. These kids are probably 20-30+ years younger than you are.

And then there’s this. Watching Harbaugh and Michigan go gas can and fall flat is entertaining. As long as he’s up here it makes for a great train wreck. 

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

You know Texas athletics are pretty good outside of football. Have you seen that directors cup!?

The fucking clowns a few months ago propping up that made-up hallmark "award." lol.

we'll be living in CO next season, thinking of becoming a Buffs fan. they also suck but there will be no emotional attachment and the views are beautiful. 

4 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

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Bro, that is not an accurate representation. Texas football can’t even start the year 1-0 most years.  The ride flatlines and falls off a cliff.  There is no fucking incline.

 

FUCK!  This team ruins my fucking weekends.

Truth. I don't have the same time as I used to - only about enough to watch a game every Saturday. I didn't bother watching the 'horns play this week, and I feel a lot better for it.

It is what it is. I love the Texas Longhorns. I abhor this program (as it currently stands). Neither the players nor the coaches look like they give a damn (outside of Robinson). That's inexcusable.

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Watching Longhorn football has devolved into what I imagine a colonoscopy will be like. You feel obligated to do it, although you don't really look forward to it. The exprience itself is uncomfortable. And even if it goes as well as it possibly can, its more a sense of relief, and you're just biding time until you have to suffer through it all again.

Y’all know the white chick sitting on the couch surrounded by all the BBC?   That’s us In the SEC

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42 minutes ago, mchookem said:

we'll be living in CO next season, thinking of becoming a Buffs fan. they also suck but there will be no emotional attachment and the views are beautiful. 

You don't want to do that.   Go to Golden, pay $10 for a 50-yard-line ticket and watch a bunch of engineers kick the other team's ass by playing flawless football.

for ruining my love of college football. I can't even watch other games anymore.

Yep. When Texas is this bad I check out on the sport altogether.

What is it 7 conference titles since 1973? 1 MNC in 51 years with a once a century recruit? Texas fans (including myself) need to lower expectations and quit trusting recruiting rankings. If the top brass don’t get serious about winning football games, The move to the SEC is going to have you begging for Kansas and Tech every year. 

59 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

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We constantly lose to OU and like clockwork, we aggy it up and say "welp this loss doesn't mean much and we can still reach our goals". And then we lose many more games after that. Pathetic. 

7 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

What is it 7 conference titles since 1973? 1 MNC in 51 years with a once a century recruit? Texas fans (including myself) need to lower expectations and quit trusting recruiting rankings. If the top brass don’t get serious about winning football games, The move to the SEC is going to have you begging for Kansas and Tech every year. 

This is why I have to check myself and any sense of entitlement. How many fans were alive for success during Royal and Mack’s runs? That’s it. 
Even our badass recruiting class with the best group of DBs ever has shown to be either shitty assessments or the players got worse by coming to Texas. I can’t decide which is the case. 
I hate OU. Can’t stand them. It sucks ass that they are a historically better program than Texas with mostly kids from Texas. 

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I just feel like I am trapped in the Hitler meme

 

I buy the tickets

((THOUSAND YEARS BITCHES))

I buy Texas shit

I decorate the house and yard

I go to games

I listen to the other fans ridicule me

I respond with " This year its different"

I buy more shit

We lose after a double digit lead 

(((bombs going off)))

I brush it off 

I buy more shit 

we lose again after a double digit lead 

I nervously laugh

((bigger bombs and closer go off))

I buy more shit 

I yell "adjustment bitches , we gonna win"

we lose after double digit lead 

((All my generals are whispering "nah man , its over"))

I buy more shit 

One single tear travels down my face

I anticipate another loss

((troops storming the building))

I buy more shit 

I am angry and want to be alone

I buy more shit

I have the thousand yard stare 

we will lose again 

 

Fade to black as Eva hands me my gun 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

More like this...

 

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More like this…

 

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It's like there is some power that says texas is back only to yank the ball away . Are we the Charlie Brown of football and is every team Lucy?

Charlie Brown wouldn't have tried to pick up that first down. 

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Watching Longhorn football has devolved into what I imagine a colonoscopy will be like. You feel obligated to do it, although you don't really look forward to it. The exprience itself is uncomfortable. And even if it goes as well as it possibly can, its more a sense of relief, and you're just biding time until you have to suffer through it all again.

Dude. Colonoscopies are awesome. You get to totally cleanse and shit water the night before, then drift off into lalaland and wake up with a cool buzz that lasts the rest of the day. 10 zillion times better experience that a Texas football game
1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Jesus get over it. Turn on FOX and watch MSU and UM. These kids are probably 20-30+ years younger than you are.

That’s what I did. Hella good football game.  

34 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


Yep. When Texas is this bad I check out on the sport altogether.

As I've gotten older I've started to question how much I actually like the sport of American football.

 

38 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You don't want to do that.   Go to Golden, pay $10 for a 50-yard-line ticket and watch a bunch of engineers kick the other team's ass by playing flawless football.

holy shit, they're 8-1! i've literally never heard of 99% of the teams they play but who cares, they beat West Texas A&M so i'll take it 😄

After 10+ years of this shit with no end anywhere in sight, I hit my limit after the last two games, didn't watch today, and it was a relief. So yeah, I'm out. Not getting my hopes up over the offseason, not hyping myself up over Labor Day next year that maybe we'll magically be good again, not watching us hang with OU only to piss it away at the end.

I'm just done.

What did I miss. Recorded the game. We won right?

After 10+ years of this shit with no end anywhere in sight, I hit my limit after the last two games, didn't watch today, and it was a relief. So yeah, I'm out. Not getting my hopes up over the offseason, not hyping myself up over Labor Day next year that maybe we'll magically be good again, not watching us hang with OU only to piss it away at the end.
I'm just done.

Congrats on not watching. Todays game put me over the top, finally. Fuck these dumb shits.
7 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


Dude. Colonoscopies are awesome. You get to totally cleanse and shit water the night before, then drift off into lalaland and wake up with a cool buzz that lasts the rest of the day. 10 zillion times better experience that a Texas football game

This is the fucking truth.

7 minutes ago, mchookem said:

holy shit, they're 8-1! i've literally never heard of 99% of the teams they play but who cares, they beat West Texas A&M so i'll take it 😄

Cool little stadium, too.

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I am literally envious of Wake Forest’s football program. Let that fucking sink in.

13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Cool little stadium, too.

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Nothing like watching a game with a happy ending…..

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