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  • Did anyone mention the possibility that the kid was trick or treating and hoping to find a house that was giving out Rhesus?

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11 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

What the fuck was that on Special Teams today!?

It was adecent play design.  I would have punted though. look at the reply,  ro is open and the defenders are sealed, dicker bailed on it , it had to develop , ro saw it. 

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It was an option. Dicker made the wrong decision. 

It was the most predictable fake punt attempt in the history of fake punt attempts. How about don't even give your punter the option.

On the all 22 the receiver didn’t look open and was never anywhere close to the sticks.  It was a call of desperation that you don’t make when you are down 3 at midfield.  Just dumb.  Sealed the game for them.  

2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

It was the most predictable fake punt attempt in the history of fake punt attempts. How about don't even give your punter the option.

Baylor knew it was coming all the way.

 

9 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

It was adecent play design.  I would have punted though. look at the reply,  ro is open and the defenders are sealed, dicker bailed on it , it had to develop , ro saw it. 

Yep. Ro was pissed afterwards. I still don’t like the call but the play was actually open. Dicker bailed too soon and ran. It was there. 

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

On the all 22 the receiver didn’t look open and was never anywhere close to the sticks.  It was a call of desperation that you don’t make when you are down 3 at midfield.  Just dumb.  Sealed the game for them.  

.. with a little less than 10 minutes remaining.  Puzzling is as nice as I can put it,

11 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

It was adecent play design.  I would have punted though. look at the reply,  ro is open and the defenders are sealed, dicker bailed on it , it had to develop , ro saw it. 

yeah, Dicker gave up on it pretty much immediately, no way he was waiting.

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Baylor knew it was coming all the way.

 

they knew it was coming and Ro was still open but it's asking a lot for Dicker to wait that long to throw.

10 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

It was a call of desperation

Like hiring Sark.

4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

they knew it was coming and Ro was still open but it's asking a lot for Dicker to wait that long to throw.

I feel like the audience at home had an inkling it was coming too. That's really fucking bad.

So we've sank to the point of believing our only chance of winning is having our kicker (who is replacing our Australian punter) complete an 11+ yard pass. We're f$##*&ed!!! 

The problem with the fake is your defense while bad was not playing that bad. So you show zero faith in them by calling a fake that had less than a 20% chance of success. Dicker is the last person who should be making a judgment call on a fake. 

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Does that monkey have any eligibility left? 

That's the kind of nastiness we've been missing on the o-line.

Monkey heard trick or treat and like Dicker decided on the trick.

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3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

"the kid did not have permission to be on the other side of my property !"

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Maybe a fake punt when you need 11 fucking yards is a bad idea

What’s that got to do with an out of control monkey maiming trick or treaters?

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Omg she took PFT Commenter's bait

 

 

 

 

Of course she did. Banks’ kids with his ex wife must be so proud. 

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1 minute ago, jebusshuttlecock said:

sounds like the monkey may have bitten a kid

 

 

No way the monkey maimed the kid as bad as she does the English language.

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We’ve all been there, it’s Halloween, you left your wife and kids for a stripper so you don’t even remember that until you see a kid in a pirate costume, you’re trying to study film to come up with an even worse fake punt, and then you hear a monkey screeching and see a little pirate covered in blood running around your front yard and you pour another drink. 

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

Oh

My

God

 

 

Need to charge admission to see her tweets. 

Fantastic.

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Oh

My

God

 

 

I’m sure she’s amazing in the sack but still…Gawd!!! 

5 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

 

Honest question; is English her second language?

 

 

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1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

English motherfucker! Do you speak it

She should let the monkey own the keyboard while she keeps command of the vodka.

 

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