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41 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

Pretty sure he was just willing to do anything to get out of College Station. Can’t say as I blame him. 

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

This is kind of like when the Co-op statues suddenly disappeared 

I was withholding comment until you weighed in with advice, and this is what I get?

8 hours ago, tfoolry said:

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As a Genesis owner, this whole image makes me irrationally angry. 

Rabid monkey driving

Bedazzled steering wheel

Phone battery almost dead at 3:31.

COULDN'T REFRESH FEED?! 

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7 hours ago, mdleast said:

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Related- MOC seems to be doing a good job. Culture goes from strength to strength. 

Is this what Sark meant when he said the program would be All Gas, no Brakes?

Why isn't the LHN Network covering this? What's the point of having a school-centric network if we can't get round the clock monkey-biting coverage? They should be staked outside.

Let's be honest, how many of us would rather be bitten by a monkey if it meant we didn't have to watch that fake punt attempt against Baylor?

7 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

A decade from now, we will all look back at how a fucking monkey toppled Texas football for good and wonder how we let it happen.

Jeez man, I don’t think you should talk about Charlie like that. 

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7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

#FreeGIA

 

#SheAintDoNothingWrong

Kid FAFO......Gia just protecting her home. Does castle doctrine apply to monkeys?

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6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Pretty sure he was just willing to do anything to get out of College Station. Can’t say as I blame him. 

Especially when the silk stocking shut down 

25 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Rofl i'm team monkey. I woulda hired the monkey over Mike Stoops.

So would Lincoln Riley. 

Questioning whether Gia really lives around Jeff Banks. Hands are too good.

Nonetheless, and thankfully, this season found a way to come through in some fashion.  

 

 

10 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

"the kid did not have permission to be on the other side of my property !"

Something tells me she's given lots of people permission to be "on the other side of her property" before. 

You guys should be more sensitive to one of our coaches primary mates. She’s obviously getting a lot of shit thrown her way right now. The lack of support is bananas. Hang in there pole assassin, you’ll be back in the swing of things in no time.

Pole assassin said it’s fake news 

Can't wait for the podcast discussion about this. Lord knows there's no joy left in talking football.

9 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

Monkey did nothing wrong!

 

I love her and the monkey.   More people need a nice monkey nibble every now and then. 

Just look at him…. he didn't

mean nothing. 

 

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Did anyone mention the possibility that the kid was trick or treating and hoping to find a house that was giving out Rhesus?

1 hour ago, hornian said:

Jeez man, I don’t think you should talk about Charlie like that. 

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Did anyone mention the possibility that the kid was trick or treating and hoping to find a house that was giving out Rhesus?

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1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Is this what Sark meant when he said the program would be All Gas, no Brakes?

Just like driving 100 mph on 2222 with no breaks…

Just when you think you've seen it all with this program. Bravo, simulation.

Never post on social media.

I say we lean into it. I want PK to have an elephant that smashes someone's fence. I want Sark's bengal tiger to get on the loose and cause a lockdown of the local pre-school. 

And we thought that it was a meme when Mack's SIL accidently touched the football during the Holiday Bowl. We are a meme school now. Play it up.

The best part about this whole story is that I really don’t give a shit and it Has no effect on the output of the football team 

9 hours ago, Horn80 said:

I’m starting to think this coaching staff has the intelligence of a toaster.

If you couldn’t tell that just from watching them coach football games, then you might also have the intelligence of a toaster. 

"Would you not attack an intruder if he or she entered your home? It certainly seems like Gia was acting in self defense."

#VindicateGia

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(Thanks "Pole Assassin", I really needed this laugh 😂😂😂)

I’d tell all the lurkers to join, we don’t bite but….lulz. #TeamGia 
 

 

17 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I say we lean into it. I want PK to have an elephant that smashes someone's fence. I want Sark's bengal tiger to get on the loose and cause a lockdown of the local pre-school. 

And we thought that it was a meme when Mack's SIL accidently touched the football during the Holiday Bowl. We are a meme school now. Play it up.

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1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Why isn't the LHN Network covering this? What's the point of having a school-centric network if we can't get round the clock monkey-biting coverage? They should be staked outside.

LHN needs a weekly show with just Ricky Williams and the monkey.

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

LHN needs a weekly show with just Ricky Williams and the monkey.

 

At least a show with the monkey giving us his picks for the current week.   No way this monkey is ever picking against UC Santa Cruz.   

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