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Let's get back to the point, can a monkey kick a football or not?

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if an infinite number of monkeys were left to kick an infinite number of footballs, sooner or later they would accidentally get one through the uprights to beat aggy 27-25.

With the scholarship numbers increasing to 105 it would be a good idea to have a couple of each on campus.

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

SEC limiting football scholarships to 85 still

 

I can't imagine the SEC letting itself fall behind in football. I am sure that they will end up doing whatever everyone else is doing.

 

 

As for Banks, I think he fucked up with special teams. Auburn is decent enough - not great, not terrible. But, Kern doesn't have a strong enough leg and has been inconsistent. He has put us in a hole on multiple occasions this season and in defensive battles like we will encounter against Georgia, he will kill us in field position. We should have brought in the best through the portal and we will need to hit the portal this year or Banks will have made a big mistake 2 seasons in a row.

Australia has plenty of good punters on standby waiting for a call. I’m not sure why we haven’t reached out to pro kick in a while

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Special teams missed a kick and had a punt blocked, he must do better. Marriage is making him fat and happy and the special teams are reflecting the same.

he should be fired from special teams without question

They have no punter and Texas is not ready for a possible fake.

Fireable.

Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Lost the game for us tonight. He needs to be shown the door.

I don't know about the door, but he needs to be on notice to get his shit together. He has gotten fat and happy and now is slacking. He also needs to return his salary for this season. 

They have no punter and Texas is not ready for a possible fake.
Fireable.

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Fuck this guy, he is too preoccupied with a married stripper and a monkey to watch them fuck. Mo0ve him to recruiter and put in place a ST coach that doesn't have a 3 some with monkeys 

11 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

They have no punter and Texas is not ready for a possible fake.

Fireable.

That might be on Sark

3 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

No, he's a good TE coach. Get him an analyst for ST. 

our tight end got shut the fuck down today too, might as well not even had one

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

our tight end got shut the fuck down today too, might as well not even had one

That's all on Sark for his formations. Helm did lose a block, but Quinn didn't even try to get into rhythm with him. He's an average QB. 

4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

our tight end got shut the fuck down today too, might as well not even had one

And the WR picked up the load

Boldin’s return was nice but the rest of ST tonight was horrible and absolutely cost us the fucking game.

Taking the initial kick out of the end zone
Two limp dick short punts
1 missed FG
1 false start on a FG attempt that was made
Another Missed FG
Georgia loses its punter and we could potentially get them on the ropes after a defensive stand and then WE DONT EVEN CONSIDER THAT THEY MIGHT FAKE THE PUNT WITH THEIR PUNTER OUT!

Catastrophic failure on Special teams tonight.

2 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

If Frank Beamer was our ST coach, we’d have won today.  We need to money whip him out of retirement.

So, Beamer would have benched a kicker that set records last year?

12 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

So, Beamer would have benched a kicker that set records last year?

may have been ready for a fake punt when the other team's punter is riding around on a cart with ligaments sticking out of his knee

18 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

If Frank Beamer was our ST coach, we’d have won today.  We need to money whip him out of retirement.

Or whoever was coaching ST when Texas played NC State in the late 90's.  /too soon

1 hour ago, hookem48 said:

may have been ready for a fake punt when the other team's punter is riding around on a cart with ligaments sticking out of his knee

Sure, that's bad.  But the main complaint about ST is the kickers and that's kind of a "siloed" deal as Scipio once put it.  

3 hours ago, hookem48 said:

our tight end got shut the fuck down today too, might as well not even had one

Yeah what up with that?

We have one game where Helm was barely involved and that's on Banks? Come on, man. That's a Quinn issue not readimg his routes. I saw Helm open at least 3 times. 

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10 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

It's that QE pretty much sucks as a qb

I don't know about "sucks", but he's pretty mid, especially with the talent he's surrounded with. 

The thing about Quinn Ewers is he always brings piss to a shit fight

Our ST problems come down to personnel. That's a Sark problem.

7 minutes ago, TXpride said:

Our ST problems come down to personnel. That's a Sark problem.

Auburn regressed and our ST have been below average since he arrived on campus with Sark, that’s a Banks problem too.

7 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Auburn regressed and our ST have been below average since he arrived on campus with Sark, that’s a Banks problem too.

Our special teams have been elite until this year…

Our special teams have been elite until this year…

Does elite mean something different to you?

We also had a punt blocked last week that could have cost us the game if not for a miraculous goal line stand by our defense. It’s clear that our special teams aren’t well coached. Time for a change.

Sarks philosophy on how to win games seems to have adjusted to a more defensive style for whatever reason?  But if you’re gonna play that game your special teams have to be elite. I don’t know how that gets fixed in the middle of the year but i’m afraid ST’s is gonna cost us again. Doom

16 hours ago, Drifterwood said:

Boldin’s return was nice but the rest of ST tonight was horrible and absolutely cost us the fucking game.

Taking the initial kick out of the end zone
Two limp dick short punts
1 missed FG
1 false start on a FG attempt that was made
Another Missed FG
Georgia loses its punter and we could potentially get them on the ropes after a defensive stand and then WE DONT EVEN CONSIDER THAT THEY MIGHT FAKE THE PUNT WITH THEIR PUNTER OUT!

Catastrophic failure on Special teams tonight.

This. The fake punt allowed was particularly bad. We had two guys blocking the gunner on that side and neither even turned around to consider a fake. Would have easily been in position if they had.

Also don't forget the blocked punt vs ATM. That's a coaching thing.

Kern will get better/stronger with a full offseason but we shouldn't have gone into this season relying on a summer-enrollee true freshman.

With that said, I can't blame the staff for thinking we were set at kicker this year considering how well Bert did last year. Kick and punt coverage are also strong as usual.

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