November 3, 20214 yr Based off of the tax records, looks like this is the house: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/717-Santaluz-Path-Austin-TX-78732/80103799_zpid/ I bet these two kids crazy in love are a hoot at Steiner Ranch Steakhouse.
November 3, 20214 yr Petition to rename our team the University of Texas Fighting Emotional Support Monkeys.
November 3, 20214 yr Based off of the tax records, looks like this is the house:https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/717-Santaluz-Path-Austin-TX-78732/80103799_zpid/ I bet these two kids crazy in love are a hoot at Steiner Ranch Steakhouse.Adding in a Steiner Ranch swingers scandalWould just be…
November 3, 20214 yr After the Okie Lite loss I gave up on Longhorn related social media. Could not bear to read it. I assumed it would take the team coming together and stringing together a strong chain of wins to get me back online. I was wrong. All it took was a stripper and monkey.
November 3, 20214 yr 36 minutes ago, royiv said: A woman with an emotional support monkey has got to be the biggest red flag I've ever heard of. It's a novelty and sign of uniqueness when you're winning. We're not winning. In fact, we suck. So, yeah, go ahead and raise the flag.
November 3, 20214 yr 48 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Had this exact same story happened when Banks was at Aggy….aggy would claim "If you have a shot at fucking a monkey, you take that shot."
November 3, 20214 yr A woman with an emotional support monkey has got to be the biggest red flag I've ever heard of.Or an indication that she fucks better than a porn star.
November 3, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said: Or an indication that she fucks better than a porn star.
November 3, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Stunns38 said: Or an indication that she fucks better than a porn star. South Austin's mom has an emotional support gorilla.
November 3, 20214 yr 30 minutes ago, CooterBrown said: Adding in a Steiner Ranch swingers scandal Would just be… $50 - monkey stays at home $100 - monkey watches $150 - monkey gets involved
November 3, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Stunns38 said: Or an indication that she fucks better than a porn star. Never let a stripper and her monkey move into your house.
November 3, 20214 yr Just when I thought I was out, a stripper and monkey pull me right back in. This is fucking awesome.
November 3, 20214 yr Fuck Ponzi scheme involving gold, fuck the water nymph, fuck there should be a board where we bitch about the board, fuck a free fridge, fuck falling into a fire, fuck freakshow idoit….this is the greatest thread in the history of whatever the fuck this is….
November 3, 20214 yr i gotta say, this is the most entertaining thread on surly since the urban meyer thread. but to bring things back to reality. i have a question for our legal eagles on here, i thought precedent was pretty clear about entering someones private property and being attacked by a residents animal. especially if you know its there? sounds like the kids knew it was there and sought it out. dumb dumb stripper aside, sounds cut and dried that its on the kid and not the money, et al
November 3, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said: i gotta say, this is the most entertaining thread on surly since the urban meyer thread. but to bring things back to reality. i have a question for our legal eagles on here, i thought precedent was pretty clear about entering someones private property and being attacked by a residents animal. especially if you know its there? sounds like the kids knew it was there and sought it out. dumb dumb stripper aside, sounds cut and dried that its on the kid and not the money, et al This is Surly, do you think we're chock full of lawyers of neighborhood? Because we are.
November 3, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, kevwun said: If you filled a room full of a thousand monkeys and whiteboards, they would end up designing a better defense than the one we run. I think four could do it
November 3, 20214 yr Popular Post i gotta say, this is the most entertaining thread on surly since the urban meyer thread. but to bring things back to reality. i have a question for our legal eagles on here, i thought precedent was pretty clear about entering someones private property and being attacked by a residents animal. especially if you know its there? sounds like the kids knew it was there and sought it out. dumb dumb stripper aside, sounds cut and dried that its on the kid and not the money, et al This is Surly, do you think we're chock full of lawyers of neighborhood? Because we are.Excuse me, I am a lawyer of neighborhood. Let me explain this for you:Lets not forget that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious primate, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.
November 3, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said: I think four could do it Cover 2 RITZ? You stupid monkey!
November 3, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Brisketexan said: Excuse me, I am a lawyer of neighborhood. Let me explain this for you: Lets not forget that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious primate, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either. lawyer of the neighborhood legaleez! see, dast wut i wantz
November 3, 20214 yr Never let a stripper and her monkey move into your house. That would be a great user name
November 3, 20214 yr 27 minutes ago, El Diablo said: Someone needs to ghostwrite the monkey's bio. Or start the emotional support monkey Twitter account
November 3, 20214 yr 13 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said: i gotta say, this is the most entertaining thread on surly since the urban meyer thread. but to bring things back to reality. i have a question for our legal eagles on here, i thought precedent was pretty clear about entering someones private property and being attacked by a residents animal. especially if you know its there? sounds like the kids knew it was there and sought it out. dumb dumb stripper aside, sounds cut and dried that its on the kid and not the money, et al I believe the doctrine of attractive nuisance applies Not sure what doctrine applies to the monkey
November 3, 20214 yr Can you sign the monkey to an NIL? Seems like he deserves it and we don't need him in the portal.
November 3, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said: Once you buy a monkey I’m pretty sure that counts as common law marriage. It absolutely is according to the law of the jungle.
November 3, 20214 yr Does the monkey sleep in bed with them like a dog, or do they have a hanging cage containing a mini pole where they monkey can watch as she assassinates his pole?
November 3, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Murfdogg21 said: Does the monkey sleep in bed with them like a dog, or do they have a hanging cage containing a mini pole where they monkey can watch as she assassinates his pole? The monkey pegs him while he's fucking the pole assassin. @NowThis approves
November 3, 20214 yr 38 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said: i have a question for our legal eagles on here, i thought precedent was pretty clear about entering someones private property and being attacked by a residents animal. especially if you know its there? sounds like the kids knew it was there and sought it out. dumb dumb stripper aside, sounds cut and dried that its on the kid and not the money, et al As a general rule, I limit myself to bird law. I can’t help you.
November 3, 20214 yr 9 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: As a general rule, I limit myself to bird law. I can’t help you. Better than Sheep law.
November 3, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Goredho said: Holy fuck. This season has been redeemed. Does that mean we can finally get this monkey off our backs?
November 3, 20214 yr Anyone selling t-shirts yet?Pole Assassin is bedazzling some shirts right now. They’ll be the $69 special on her OnlyFans by kickoff.
November 3, 20214 yr I fear this poor monkey, because of the strain he has brought to House Banks, is going to end up on the Barry Lutz show. Anybody have a paramount+ account we can borrow to watch what happens?
November 3, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, tx ind said: Been waiting for this all day The boys are gonna be dropping emotional support monkey references for weeks
November 3, 20214 yr 9 hours ago, ztejas said: $50 - monkey stays at home $100 - monkey watches $150 - monkey gets involved Put me down for tree fiddy.
November 3, 20214 yr 11 hours ago, RGBIII said: She has been invited through every possible avenue Get Gia, I need to hear the monkey's side of the story. 11 y/o boy was probably being a dick. Probably named "Kevin".
November 3, 20214 yr 11 minutes ago, El Diablo said: Get Gia, I need to hear the monkey's side of the story. 11 y/o boy was probably being a dick. Probably named "Kevin". I'm going with "Trevor"
November 3, 20214 yr so does Vegas have the o/u on number of signs referencing this incident on GameDay this weekend?
November 3, 20214 yr It seems to me that a monkey in the house would cause emotional distress rather than support. A friend in high school’s mom’s boyfriend had a chimp. It was creepy…
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