November 4, 20214 yr 46 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said: Good answer. Would've also accepted, "Gia is innocent."
November 4, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said: the monkey was tied to him? "Well I'll be tied to a monkey!" sounds like some kind of oddball exclamation that you'd hear from the crazy old coot in a black and white western movie.
November 4, 20214 yr Three thoughts: I can't wait for someone to post the hidden video taken by someone in the UT IT department of a representative of the University making Pole Assassin delete her entire social media library. The internet gold within that video will be epic, also hoping it includes subtitles. Sad that it has not been mentioned that the pole spins, I figured someone besides Al knew this. Stripper facts. The rest of Longhorn Nation has needed this distraction after enduring yet another 4th quarter collapse.
November 4, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Nicole44 said: We’ve created our own soap opera: ”As the Pole Spins” Like sands through the vagina, so to are the days of our lives.
November 4, 20214 yr Per FCB While the rest of the world was chuckling at Texas’ expense about Danielle Thomas’ emotional support monkey, Gia, allegedly biting a child on Halloween, the result of that incident took Texas special teams coordinator Jeff Banks, a former punter at Washington State, out of the running for the head-coaching job at his alma mater, according to sources.
November 4, 20214 yr Popular Post 2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said: Per FCB While the rest of the world was chuckling at Texas’ expense about Danielle Thomas’ emotional support monkey, Gia, allegedly biting a child on Halloween, the result of that incident took Texas special teams coordinator Jeff Banks, a former punter at Washington State, out of the running for the head-coaching job at his alma mater, according to sources. Well I'll be a monkey's uncle
November 4, 20214 yr 9 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said: Per FCB While the rest of the world was chuckling at Texas’ expense about Danielle Thomas’ emotional support monkey, Gia, allegedly biting a child on Halloween, the result of that incident took Texas special teams coordinator Jeff Banks, a former punter at Washington State, out of the running for the head-coaching job at his alma mater, according to sources. Gia put the banana in the tailpipe of Jeff’s career trajectory.
November 4, 20214 yr 30 minutes ago, royiv said: Gia put the banana in the tailpipe of Jeff’s career trajectory. I can't blame Gia. I wondered why she was in a cage outside behind a gate with a shitty sign while her emotional support parents were having their Halloween Maze for kids without any real emotional support monkey supervision. My boss mentioned when he lived in Florida, a friend of his had a monkey like that (marmoset) and that as they grow older they become more aggressive. But I digress, Jeff Banks' has a messy personal life (not that this should equate to his coaching and recruiting ability.) Some here might say his life kicks ass. I don't care but I can only assume since he was letting his freak flag fly like that he didn't think that eventually it might not work in his favor? I can't blame Gia though...
November 4, 20214 yr I'm surprised no one has posted Richard Pryor's pet monkey bit. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xlxqc
November 4, 20214 yr On 11/3/2021 at 9:55 AM, closetojumping said: So one of my Alabama buddies called this morning to cackle about this. We got to talking and I forgot about the ATM story he told me. In Sumlin's last year, Banks and like 5 of the other coaches were all going through divorces or heading there. It was obviously a program and people in disarray. Fisher arrives in the aftermath and he had to "fix" a part of their offices. Apparently, Sumlin had contractors come in at some point and overhaul an area that was either extra space or conference rooms or some shit. They had shag carpeting brought in, a stripper pole installed, a bar, club lighting, and numerous partitioned areas with couches. Yeah, Sumlin built a private strip club in the ATM athletic facilities. They began bussing in strippers from Houston and specifically, the main club of choice is the one up 290 towards the Highway 6 cutoff. I can't remember the name of it but one of you degenerates will know. How did Banks and "Dani" meet and begin dating? You guessed it. She was regularly coming in to dance for major $$ at Club Kyle. Dude dumped his wife and 3-4 kids for her and promptly left them back in BCS when he got the call to go to Bama. Fisher shows up and, numerous obvious jokes aside, looks around and says "what in the fuck?" and eventually had the area remodeled to normal office confines. Another one - The Pole Assassin came to the family Christmas party held by the Sabans a few years ago dressed as a Slutty Stripper Elf. This is a family gathering for the team's players, families, and employees/spouses/kids held in the middle of the day shortly after the SEC title game and the playoffs. They have a Santa there. She proceeds to sit in Santa's lap by herself with numerous photos taken. Along with all of the other photos from the photographer that day, they were posted in the team admin's photo cloud for family members to download the ones of their own family. "Mrs. Terry", who I assume is Saban's wife, goes in to find all of the Pole Assassin photos and they were promptly deleted. The Pole Assassin apparently had numerous monkey incidents while in Tuscaloosa that I don't think we realized because they're not referenced to her and Banks, but she's apparently the source for the monkey business. You can google "Bama Monkey" and get your fix. Below are a couple of links from there: https://www.cbs42.com/news/video-of-bama-monkey-in-tuscaloosa-goes-viral/ https://www.al.com/life/2020/08/bama-monkey-video-just-might-make-you-say-roll-tide.html I'd like to believe this, but we would have heard about the pole collapse.
November 4, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said: the monkey was tied to him? Other way around, he's the monkey's emotional support. I mean, Gia's been living the crazy life, there's gonna be some issues.
November 4, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said: Per FCB While the rest of the world was chuckling at Texas’ expense about Danielle Thomas’ emotional support monkey, Gia, allegedly biting a child on Halloween, the result of that incident took Texas special teams coordinator Jeff Banks, a former punter at Washington State, out of the running for the head-coaching job at his alma mater, according to sources. Ok FCB...so they were ok with the leaving wife and kids for known stripper pole assassin and their pet monkey... but hold up. The monkey bites kids who stick their hands in its cage??? We're not ok with that.
November 4, 20214 yr Pretty sure Pole Assassin set this whole thing up so she wouldnt have to live in Paxton, WA
November 4, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said: Ok FCB...so they were ok with the leaving wife and kids for known stripper pole assassin and their pet monkey... but hold up. The monkey bites kids who stick their hands in its cage??? We're not ok with that. Ummm...I can't with your avatar. So awesome. I think you and @NeverMarryAStripper need to come up with our official response.
November 5, 20214 yr Monkeys are nasty, mean, evil creatures and I would never associate with anyone who has a monkey.
November 5, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said: Assassin wasn’t going to no Pullman Washington Quote Is It Legal to Own a Pet Capuchin Monkey? As of 2018, it is legal to own a pet capuchin monkey in North Carolina, Florida, Nevada, Ohio, Texas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Alabama, West Virginia, Indiana, Arkansas, Wyoming, North Dakota, Nebraska, and Kansas. Not with Gia she wasn't
November 5, 20214 yr Popular Post 14 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Monkeys are nasty, mean, evil creatures and I would never associate with anyone who has a monkey.
November 5, 20214 yr 17 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Monkeys are nasty, mean, evil creatures and I would never associate with anyone who has a monkey. You do realize when all that Planet of the Apes stuff comes to pass you’re completely fucked
November 5, 20214 yr Popular Post Monkeys are nasty, mean, evil creatures and I would never associate with anyone who has a monkey.“I had a monkey”
November 5, 20214 yr Of all the photos I saw of new assistant coaches coming to Texas at Bergstrom Airport, I never saw one 'em holding a Monkey!
November 5, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said: Ok FCB...so they were ok with the leaving wife and kids for known stripper pole assassin and their pet monkey... but hold up. The monkey bites kids who stick their hands in its cage??? We're not ok with that. I mean, this is Wazzu we're talking about. They not bright. 1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said: Pretty sure Pole Assassin set this whole thing up so she wouldnt have to live in Paxton, WA Paxton?
November 5, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, Al Czervik said: Sad that it has not been mentioned that the pole spins, I figured someone besides Al knew this. Stripper facts. Thank you. I feel like I have watched an episode of Magic Secrets Revealed or whatever that show was. I will view things differently from this point forward. I guess it really is "all ball bearings these days."
November 5, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, mr. sunshine said: You do realize when all that Planet of the Apes stuff comes to pass you’re completely fucked
November 5, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said: Pretty sure Pole Assassin set this whole thing up so she wouldnt have to live in Paxton, WA I think I see what you did there
November 5, 20214 yr in 20 years we will be honoring Pole Assassin at half time for lifting the curse. "if you look to the 25 yard line, you will see Pole Assassin and her monkey receiving their Hall of Honor service award. Let's give them a warm Texas welcome and a hearty Hook'em! What happens here changes the world!"
November 5, 20214 yr 10 hours ago, Hookem2147 said: Per FCB While the rest of the world was chuckling at Texas’ expense about Danielle Thomas’ emotional support monkey, Gia, allegedly biting a child on Halloween, the result of that incident took Texas special teams coordinator Jeff Banks, a former punter at Washington State, out of the running for the head-coaching job at his alma mater, according to sources. Too many monkeyshines...
November 5, 20214 yr Yeah, i shot my shot but not a lot of people got the jokeSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
November 5, 20214 yr You do realize when all that Planet of the Apes stuff comes to pass you’re completely fuckedIn the future, we won’t spank the monkey. The monkey will spank us.
November 5, 20214 yr Anyone notice how the monkey story went completely silent? Like there was story after story and all the sudden it turned off? I think someone is pulling some strings behind the curtain man. Someone doesn't want the truth to shine. How come we don't have a statement from Gia either confirming or denying the situation? Where is the allegedly bitten child? Is the university hiding him from the public because he is so horribly maimed? Or was there never a monkey bite at all and this is all part of a larger plot to take the focus off the on-field performance of the football team? I don't know, but it all smells pretty fishy monkey to me.
November 5, 20214 yr 8 hours ago, Fastbreak said: in 20 years we will be honoring Pole Assassin at half time for lifting the curse. "if you look to the 25 yard line, you will see Pole Assassin and her monkey receiving their Hall of Honor service award. Let's give them a warm Texas welcome and a hearty Hook'em! What happens here changes the world!" This was a necessary sacrifice to power the monkey's paw , steady climbing from here folks !
November 5, 20214 yr Anyone notice how the monkey story went completely silent? Like there was story after story and all the sudden it turned off? I think someone is pulling some strings behind the curtain man. Someone doesn't want the truth to shine. How come we don't have a statement from Gia either confirming or denying the situation? Where is the allegedly bitten child? Is the university hiding him from the public because he is so horribly maimed? Or was there never a monkey bite at all and this is all part of a larger plot to take the focus off the on-field performance of the football team? I don't know, but it all smells pretty fishy monkey to me.Would you say there’s a burnt orange media conspiracy?
November 5, 20214 yr https://www.wlwt.com/article/jerry-springer-to-be-part-of-espn-college-gameday-broadcast/38174603 In case anyone thought this was going away.
November 5, 20214 yr That awkward moment in the UT Tower when you think “okay good, this is all blowing over.” PR team, “ Uh Mr. Del Conte, Mr. Hartzell…Jerry Springer is gonna be on Gameday this weekend.” them, “okay. So what? He was the mayor of Cincinnati and probably a big UC fan.” PR team, “uh, you may take a look at this clip from his show a few years back.” them, “we have the worst fucking support animals.”
November 5, 20214 yr The Internet says Jerry was once a Mayor near where the broadcast will be taking place. The Internet also shares this.
November 6, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, ATXbronco said: The Internet says Jerry was once a Mayor near where the broadcast will be taking place. The Internet also shares this.
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