December 5, 20214 yr Sounds as though the kids were taken back there as opposed to Pole Assassins video where she said they went thru 37 gates to get to the monkey.37????
December 5, 20214 yr Sir, we’ve traced this new mutation of The Coronavirus to Austin, TX October 31 at Zero Dark Thirty. The virus protein spikes are coated in glitter, monkey saliva, and cocaine…….scary shit
December 5, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Newdoc said: It appears that the pole assassin does not have a good grasp of English grammar. I thought they had tough academic qualifications to get hired as a stripper. You learn something new every day.
December 5, 20214 yr What does Banks’ ex-wife look like to make him dump her for the Pole Assassin? Or was she just frigid?
December 5, 20214 yr 9 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said: What does Banks’ ex-wife look like to make him dump her for the Pole Assassin? Or was she just frigid? You tell me. Edited December 5, 20214 yr by Eggo
December 5, 20214 yr 13 hours ago, Michael Knight said: https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/32788408/texas-assistant-football-coach-jeff-banks-girlfriend-sued-monkey-allegedly-bites-child Honest question, because I don't remember. Did this story make it onto ESPN back when it originally happened? I know it was on all the sports blogs and talk radio, but I can't remember if ESPN picked it up. Even if they did, I know they didn't mention Pole Assassin, which they do in that article.
December 5, 20214 yr Just more embarrassment to the stack of shit that is the Longhorn football program.
December 5, 20214 yr your honor the defense objects to the plaintiffs continued use of the term pole assassin to address my client.
December 5, 20214 yr I’m no attorney(although I am 3-0 representing myself), but it seems a little unprofessional and pointless to reference her stripper stage name in the lawsuit. While I think monkeys are disgusting creatures totally unsuited to be pets, I hope the little fucker flings shit at that attorney in court. Edited December 5, 20214 yr by NeverMarryAStripper
December 5, 20214 yr 15 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I’m no attorney(although I am 3-0 representing myself), but it seems a little unprofessional and pointless to reference her stripper stage name in the lawsuit. While I think monkeys are disgusting creatures totally unsuited to be pets, I hope the little fucker flings shit at that attorney in court. Well, hardly anyone involved in the lawsuit pays much attention to the petition, except the defendant when answering it, and maybe the judge if there is some kind of flaw in it. So, from that perspective, it is unprofessional or at least gratuitous. But, the fact is in a lot of lawsuits that it is known or anticipated that the press will pick it up, so salacious details are often included in a petition for that reason alone. I tend to disapprove of "trying lawsuits in the press," but there it is. There are provisions in the law for striking exceptionally gratuitous and scandalous matter from pleadings, but it's usually not worth the effort.
December 5, 20214 yr If the sole reason the attorney took the case was to troll Texas because he's an aggie, it makes a lot of sense. I'm sure it took a lot of restraint to not put tu or sips in the filing somewhere.
December 5, 20214 yr 8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said: Well, hardly anyone involved in the lawsuit pays much attention to the petition, except the defendant when answering it, and maybe the judge if there is some kind of flaw in it. So, from that perspective, it is unprofessional or at least gratuitous. But, the fact is in a lot of lawsuits that it is known or anticipated that the press will pick it up, so salacious details are often included in a petition for that reason alone. I tend to disapprove of "trying lawsuits in the press," but there it is. There are provisions in the law for striking exceptionally gratuitous and scandalous matter from pleadings, but it's usually not worth the effort. Would it be appropriate if said monkey knows its caregiver not as “Mama” but as “Pole Assassin”? As in, come give Pole Assassin a high five, baby. Shouldn’t we be looking at this through the monkey’s eyes? Edited December 5, 20214 yr by Doctor of Neighborhood grammar, damn it
December 5, 20214 yr Give your spare tire to a gypsy by the side of the road and fail to tell your family before the epic cross country vacation versus Lead a little kid into close proximity with an evil, biting monkey Eh, comme si - comme sa. Banks's insurance carrier best offer some serious cash asap. Of course, I write this while completely ignorant of any fact not spun out by Mark Schlabach. Nothing good comes out of penning up wild animals. No one should be surprised when innocents are harmed.
December 5, 20214 yr It would be the “alleged” Pole Assassin as criminal law has a higher standard of proof
December 5, 20214 yr 30 minutes ago, kevwun said: If the sole reason the attorney took the case was to troll Texas because he's an aggie, it makes a lot of sense. I'm sure it took a lot of restraint to not put tu or sips in the filing somewhere. Probably doing it pro bono.
December 5, 20214 yr If this had been a dog with no proof of rabies vaccination, would they have put the dog down and tested it? Is that still a thing?
December 5, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I’m no attorney(although I am 3-0 representing myself), but it seems a little unprofessional and pointless to reference her stripper stage name in the lawsuit. While I think monkeys are disgusting creatures totally unsuited to be pets, I hope the little fucker flings shit at that attorney in court. It’s more than her stripper name isn’t it? She created a whole persona out of it including very public social media profiles and media appearances? I’d agree if she was on the DL about being a stripper and just gave a fake name at the club. As it stands, he’s calling her by the name she has chosen to use publicly and professionally. I view the name as more like Lady Gaga than “ask for Tiffani when you come in!” Edited December 5, 20214 yr by 956 Worldwide
December 5, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I’m no attorney of neighborhood (although I am 3-0 representing myself), but it seems a little unprofessional and pointless to reference her stripper stage name in the lawsuit.
December 5, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I’m no attorney(although I am 3-0 representing myself), but it seems a little unprofessional and pointless to reference her stripper stage name in the lawsuit. While I think monkeys are disgusting creatures totally unsuited to be pets, I hope the little fucker flings shit at that attorney in court. My disdain for monkeys and primates is so known in my family that I get multiple monkey or chimp gag gifts or cards every year. I also get monkey memes, gifs, and videos texted to me. People think it’s fucking funny. Edited December 5, 20214 yr by ImissWallyPryor
December 5, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, C-Man said: Looks like Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife I guess she's got a thing for Jeffs.
December 5, 20214 yr 15 hours ago, Newdoc said: It appears that the pole assassin does not have a good grasp of English grammar. You don’t need a grasp of any language with a pole grasp like hers. Edited December 5, 20214 yr by Lobo
December 6, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, boilerhorn said: I think this is her: https://crossfitaggieland.com/wod/get-know-trainer-kori/
December 6, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said: My disdain for monkeys and primates is so known in my family that I get multiple monkey or chimp gag gifts or cards every year. I also get monkey memes, gifs, and videos texted to me. People think it’s fucking funny.
December 13, 20214 yr 35 minutes ago, Archer said: Glorious. Would have liked to seen a Scene 2 with a child receiving medical attention from a Doctor of Neighborhood, but you can’t have it all.
December 13, 20214 yr Maybe this weekend doesn’t happen without the prime media positioning from the monkey story.
December 13, 20214 yr 12 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said: Maybe this weekend doesn’t happen without the prime media positioning from the monkey story. It’s a scientific fact that QBs with mullets like strippers and monkeys
December 14, 20214 yr On 12/12/2021 at 5:24 PM, Archer said: Please tell me this is in Steiner - you know, close to the home of the actual Pole Assassin!
December 25, 20213 yr Important reminder: No matter how ripe this creature looks for a holiday high five, do not attempt without the express permission of the Pole Assassin. Merry Christmas
January 24, 20223 yr https://www.npr.org/2022/01/22/1075138924/missing-lab-monkeys CDC Test Monkeys on the loose......worse than uncaged stripper monkeys
February 14, 20223 yr 30 minutes ago, Lobo said: how does one sabotage a pole contest? Asking for a friend. Well, mechanically we would need to make sure the pole wax the girls apply beforehand is somehow removed, so our plan is definitely going to have to involve a quick switch of the poles. I don’t see any other way around it.
February 14, 20223 yr 5 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said: Well, mechanically we would need to make sure the pole wax the girls apply beforehand is somehow removed, so our plan is definitely going to have to involve a quick switch of the poles. I don’t see any other way around it. So like a Devil's threesome then, or? I mean, if the club owner just stole the $15k, that's not sabotage, she'd say "He stole/never paid..." If the voting was not on the up-and-up, she'd say, "He rigged it." But she said sabotage, so the mind wanders. Did he fly in a ringer? Did he put something in her drink? Did he bribe the bouncer to Gillooly poleassassin's knee before the dance contest?
February 14, 20223 yr 5 minutes ago, Chooky said: Let's face it. Pole Assassin is a fucking idiot. I mean, she is a professional stripper. How are you just now getting to this conclusion?
February 14, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: I mean, she is a professional stripper. How are you just now getting to this conclusion? Because all the strippers I talk to say they’re students…
February 14, 20223 yr 5 minutes ago, Lobo said: So like a Devil's threesome then, or? I mean, if the club owner just stole the $15k, that's not sabotage, she'd say "He stole/never paid..." If the voting was not on the up-and-up, she'd say, "He rigged it." But she said sabotage, so the mind wanders. Did he fly in a ringer? Did he put something in her drink? Did he bribe the bouncer to Gillooly poleassassin's knee before the dance contest? I have actually heard once you can rub a small amount of dawn dish soap on the pole after your last set. Breaks down the oil and bitches slip and crack a rib
February 14, 20223 yr 21 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: I mean, she is a professional stripper. How are you just now getting to this conclusion? I was going for the understatement joke, but you came in and stepped on the punchline like you were stomping on grapes. Tom Brady is a pretty good quarterback. Now explain how that isn't a unique observation.
February 14, 20223 yr Well, I for one will volunteer to examine the pole and the dancers to find all of this evidence that many people are talking about. I can deal with PED's in football, gambling in baseball, and steroid in the Olympics. But I will not have my nation's pole dancing contests ruined by election fraud! SABOTAGE! (cue Beasties)
February 14, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said: Because all the strippers I talk to say they’re students… If my ex told you that she was lying
February 14, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Lobo said: how does one sabotage a pole contest? Asking for a friend. *Sabotage
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