November 2, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, TexasMan said: Omg she took PFT Commenter's bait * a part That drives me insane and has become an epidemic. It's not that hard to figure out, and if you get it wrong it literally means the exact opposite of what you mean.
November 2, 20214 yr We just had a bye week to be able to dissect all of this and she waits until now to do this?!?
November 2, 20214 yr Popular Post 9 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said: Need to charge admission to see her tweets. You spelled tits wrong.
November 2, 20214 yr I hope the kid is okay and all. But this is much needed entertainment in the midst of a shit season. Did Dez's monkey have a good attorney?
November 2, 20214 yr Dani probably just needs to turn the phone off for the rest of the night. Or week. Because she really isn't helping herself out here.
November 2, 20214 yr Popular Post 1 minute ago, TexasMan said: Translation: the kid fucked around and found out.
November 2, 20214 yr Popular Post Here's what I've learned this week from Surly: - Don't mow other people's lawns. - When you get to the back gate, turn around for candy or a monkey might bite you.
November 2, 20214 yr 9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said: Honest question; is English her second language? Third, fourth, whatever it takes
November 2, 20214 yr 10 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said: Edited November 2, 20214 yr by Fuck Tim Beck DP
November 2, 20214 yr This is why Mack had Cleve. He'd have cut off Dani's power an hour ago. And then he'd move in for the nasty with the lights out.
November 2, 20214 yr Breaking: Jeff Banks has just started a charitable foundation for wrongfully accused monkeys. The charter of BMMDDS is to provide legal and allegedly veterinarian services for the mental well being of wrongfully accused monkeys. BMMDDS (a.k.a Bitch My Monkey Didn't Do Shit) has declined comment on the situation at the Banks home.
November 2, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, TexasMan said: A national punchline Meh. Just roll with it. We all need the comedic relief.
November 2, 20214 yr So The Weekend wrote the lyrics to “Can’t Feel My Face…” about a literal monkey?
November 2, 20214 yr Who here hasn’t had a 36 hour period in their life where they lost to the Baylor Bears, called one of the worst fake punts ever, went home to their stripper girlfriend and her pet monkey who was attached to the neck of a trick or treating 12 year old that can’t follow rules.
November 2, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said: Maybe Banks needs to coach defense? Maybe the monkey needs to coach defense? She (monkey) certainly knows how to initiate contact with an opponent.
November 2, 20214 yr At this point I only follow Texas Football for the drama. It's a much more entertaining product than whatever it is we put on the field.
November 2, 20214 yr Popular Post I’ve often lamented that I didn’t go to medical school because I too could’ve been a doctor of neighborhood
November 2, 20214 yr 23 minutes ago, TexasMan said: The best part about this saga so far is how seemingly reasonable her defense of the situation is. It wouldn't be a story if it was a dog that nipped a kid wandering into the backyard. But, you know, she's a stripper and it's a monkey.
November 2, 20214 yr Popular Post This is the happiest I've been about Texas football since about halftime of the OU game. The only disappointment is that Sark didn't have to spend his entire press conference answering questions about it.
November 2, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, mdleast said: I’ve often lamented that I didn’t go to medical school because I too could’ve been a doctor of neighborhood I’d settle for surgeon of block
November 2, 20214 yr On 10/30/2021 at 3:06 PM, Redneck Mutha said: His wife is a stripper who owns a monkey.
November 2, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said: Maybe the monkey needs to coach defense? She (monkey) certainly knows how to initiate contact with an opponent. Maybe we need to send out defensive unit, one by one into the back yard and have the monkey show what is supposed to happen when someone invades your shit.
November 2, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Gaffords said: Maybe we need to send out defensive unit, one by one into the back yard and have the monkey show what is supposed to happen when someone invades your shit. I could see this backfiring since our defense (and the OL) likes having their shit invaded.
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