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Do we start another Burnt Ends fund for Pole Assassins legal fees? 

Just now, RGBIII said:

Do we start another Burnt Ends fund for Pole Assassins legal fees? 

Her boyfriend makes 7 figures so, no. 

And I'm guessing she does okay for herself. 

Probably trying to take a selfie with the monkey and paid the price. I blame the kid 

12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

 

T-Pain didn't warn about being in love with a stripper. Rather he presented a MOU about being in love with a stripper. Also, don't miss the feature artist on the track. WHO?

 

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

This pussy must be so good

 

 

 

Is she trying to make the eventual civil case against herself stick? 

Hope the kid's dad settles Kramer style.  Free lap dances for a year.

I mean yeah, the kid fucked up. But holy shit, this needed to happen to take our focus off the shitty product on the field.

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2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Hope the kid's dad settles Kramer style.  Free lap dances for a year.

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Just now, HtownHorn said:

I mean yeah, the kid fucked up. She has nothing to worry about legally, but holy shit, this needed to happen.

I don't know - you could make a law school exam fact pattern out of her hairbrained tweets alone. 

The thoughts of John Bianco trying to figure out how to do damage control on the Pole Assassin has me in tears

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

How the fuck have the university handlers not been sent out already. 

The English Department is going lights and sirens to the Banks’ residence right meow.

How the fuck have the university handlers not been sent out already. 

They did. They too got mauled.
Just now, mdleast said:


They did. They too got mauled.

By the monkey or the pole?

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and those SEC fuckers said we weren't ready.

7 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Yep…… Texas gone SEC.

 

14 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I could see this backfiring since our defense (and the OL) likes having their shit invaded. 

Haha.  I was kinda thinking along those lines as I typed that...  The thought was they would come out  more like bitches than the 11 yr old.

6 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Oh holy sheet. I am dying. 

The pole assassin and Jeff Banks are probably the best thing about Texas football.  If I’m gonna be forced to watch this train wreck every year, at least it’s entertaining with Banks here. Hell, if I was making 1 mil a year and my job was to just coach TEs football at big time schools, I too would probably do stupid shit like this.  I bet Banks and Sark probably get into some fun shit.

Can you imagine the shit Banks gets during the staff meetings? I’d love to be there.

Given our current losing streak, I would certainly hope they don’t have time for monkeying around like that
Do we start another Burnt Ends fund for Pole Assassins legal fees? 

How about a Surly HH at the strip joint she works at?
7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

and those SEC fuckers said we weren't ready.

Post of the day here.

I still can’t believe not a SINGLE tight end knew about the monkey…well there goes my favorite interview question

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

 

No wonder our special teams are so special.

KVUE news "Coach Jeff Banks won't be on the sideline for the ISU game.  He is taking a leave of absence according to the tweet by his legal team headed by Pole M. Assassin, Esq.  Sources are telling us the M stands for monkey."

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

#MonkeyGate

#MonkeyAssassin 

No wonder our special teams are so special.

Fuck it let’s get the monkey on the sideline to make the fake punt calls. Hi Five Dicker…it’s fucking on.
15 minutes ago, Skipper said:

The thoughts of John Bianco trying to figure out how to do damage control on the Pole Assassin has me in tears

I think this is a job for Derka. He can take the heat off of her, no problem. 
 

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2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Looks like Sark's Cleve (or Jeff's lawyer) has been deployed.  Some of the tweets have been deleted.

Booooooo!!!!!

3 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Looks like Sark's Cleve (or Jeff's lawyer) has been deployed.  Some of the tweets have been deleted.

Yep. It appears the Texas SID team is starting to memory hole them.

She straight up deleted her Twitter account. What on earth. 

Her insta was also made private but she has like 70k followers. 

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