November 2, 20214 yr Just now, RGBIII said: Do we start another Burnt Ends fund for Pole Assassins legal fees? Her boyfriend makes 7 figures so, no. And I'm guessing she does okay for herself.
November 2, 20214 yr Probably trying to take a selfie with the monkey and paid the price. I blame the kid
November 2, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, RGBIII said: Do we start another Burnt Ends fund for Pole Assassins legal fees? Once family found out who monkey owner was:
November 2, 20214 yr 12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: T-Pain didn't warn about being in love with a stripper. Rather he presented a MOU about being in love with a stripper. Also, don't miss the feature artist on the track. WHO?
November 2, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, TexasMan said: This pussy must be so good Is she trying to make the eventual civil case against herself stick?
November 2, 20214 yr Popular Post How the fuck have the university handlers not been sent out already.
November 2, 20214 yr I mean yeah, the kid fucked up. But holy shit, this needed to happen to take our focus off the shitty product on the field. Edited November 2, 20214 yr by HtownHorn
November 2, 20214 yr Popular Post This is the happiest I’ve been about Texas football in a long time.
November 2, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said: Hope the kid's dad settles Kramer style. Free lap dances for a year.
November 2, 20214 yr Just now, HtownHorn said: I mean yeah, the kid fucked up. She has nothing to worry about legally, but holy shit, this needed to happen. I don't know - you could make a law school exam fact pattern out of her hairbrained tweets alone.
November 2, 20214 yr The thoughts of John Bianco trying to figure out how to do damage control on the Pole Assassin has me in tears
November 2, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, immamac said: How the fuck have the university handlers not been sent out already. The English Department is going lights and sirens to the Banks’ residence right meow.
November 2, 20214 yr How the fuck have the university handlers not been sent out already. They did. They too got mauled.
November 2, 20214 yr Just now, mdleast said: They did. They too got mauled. By the monkey or the pole?
November 2, 20214 yr 14 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said: I could see this backfiring since our defense (and the OL) likes having their shit invaded. Haha. I was kinda thinking along those lines as I typed that... The thought was they would come out more like bitches than the 11 yr old.
November 2, 20214 yr Can you imagine the shit Banks gets during the staff meetings? I’d love to be there.
November 2, 20214 yr The pole assassin and Jeff Banks are probably the best thing about Texas football. If I’m gonna be forced to watch this train wreck every year, at least it’s entertaining with Banks here. Hell, if I was making 1 mil a year and my job was to just coach TEs football at big time schools, I too would probably do stupid shit like this. I bet Banks and Sark probably get into some fun shit.
November 2, 20214 yr Can you imagine the shit Banks gets during the staff meetings? I’d love to be there.Given our current losing streak, I would certainly hope they don’t have time for monkeying around like that
November 2, 20214 yr Do we start another Burnt Ends fund for Pole Assassins legal fees? How about a Surly HH at the strip joint she works at?
November 2, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said: and those SEC fuckers said we weren't ready. Post of the day here.
November 2, 20214 yr I still can’t believe not a SINGLE tight end knew about the monkey…well there goes my favorite interview question
November 2, 20214 yr KVUE news "Coach Jeff Banks won't be on the sideline for the ISU game. He is taking a leave of absence according to the tweet by his legal team headed by Pole M. Assassin, Esq. Sources are telling us the M stands for monkey."
November 2, 20214 yr No wonder our special teams are so special.Fuck it let’s get the monkey on the sideline to make the fake punt calls. Hi Five Dicker…it’s fucking on.
November 2, 20214 yr 15 minutes ago, Skipper said: The thoughts of John Bianco trying to figure out how to do damage control on the Pole Assassin has me in tears I think this is a job for Derka. He can take the heat off of her, no problem.
November 2, 20214 yr Looks like Sark's Cleve (or Jeff's lawyer) has been deployed. Some of the tweets have been deleted. A fairly thorough summary, so far:https://fansided.com/2021/11/01/texas-football-coach-pet-monkey-attacks-kid-trick-treating/ Edited November 2, 20214 yr by boilerhorn
November 2, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said: Looks like Sark's Cleve (or Jeff's lawyer) has been deployed. Some of the tweets have been deleted. Booooooo!!!!!
November 2, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, boilerhorn said: Looks like Sark's Cleve (or Jeff's lawyer) has been deployed. Some of the tweets have been deleted. Yep. It appears the Texas SID team is starting to memory hole them.
November 2, 20214 yr She straight up deleted her Twitter account. What on earth. Her insta was also made private but she has like 70k followers.
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