November 2, 20214 yr HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LITERALLY JUST SENT HER A DM TO GO ON THE PODCAST AND NOW HER WHOLE ASS TWITTER IS DELETED...TIME TO HIT UP IG Edited November 2, 20214 yr by RGBIII
November 2, 20214 yr Let he who has never had their stripper girlfriend’s pet monkey bite a trick-or-treater cast the first stone
November 2, 20214 yr 6 minutes ago, boilerhorn said: Looks like Sark's Cleve (or Jeff's lawyer) has been deployed. Some of the tweets have been deleted. Entire account scrubbed, damn. I was having a good night.
November 2, 20214 yr The thoughts of John Bianco trying to figure out how to do damage control on the Pole Assassin has me in tears
November 2, 20214 yr Just now, Nicole44 said: I’m starting to think this coaching staff has the intelligence of a toaster.
November 2, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Scheiss Meister said: I'd give $100 to see CDC's face when he learned of this. I’m sure he was thinking, “Let’s add a petting zoo to Bevo Boulevard!”
November 2, 20214 yr You know we would have had a circus show with Urban Meyer too, but we would have been winning a lot more games
November 2, 20214 yr Popular Post I’m sure he was thinking, “Let’s add a petting zoo to Bevo Boulevard!”
November 2, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said: I'd give $100 to see CDC's face when he learned of this. He had visions of the monkey riding Bevo. SEC, SEC, SEC……
November 2, 20214 yr 41 minutes ago, ztejas said: Her boyfriend makes 7 figures so, no. And I'm guessing she does okay for herself. I bet her tax returns say she makes like 11 grand a year.
November 2, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said: I bet her tax returns say she makes like 11 grand a year. Can she deduct monkey-related expenses?
November 2, 20214 yr Booooo at the people with sense getting ahold of her!I just found her tweets about her bedazzling side hustle before she deleted. She did longhorn bedazzled denim jackets for all the coaches’ wives. And some push-up bras!I didn’t know about her - much less the monkey! - when she was at Bama. I don’t frequent our message boards (they suck) but when did this stuff come out?I can only imagine the texts and phone calls flying around the SID folks tonight.
November 2, 20214 yr We need to steal liberate Reveille and have the monkey in a cowboy outfit ride her around the field during timeouts.
November 2, 20214 yr 10 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said: If she has the emotional maturity to not withstand responding to shit on Twitter about her fucking pet monkey, she’s gone. Sir, there's a reason she needs an emotional support monkey.
November 2, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, TexasEx said: Live look at the scene. Have* Here's* Assassin's* Witch hunt.* He and PA would be good together.
November 2, 20214 yr 26 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said: I can’t take the grammar. Jesus H Christ. I don’t care how hot (and she’s not) my girl is, if she speaks/types like that, she’s fucking gone. If she has the emotional maturity to not withstand responding to shit on Twitter about her fucking pet monkey, she’s gone. I don’t care how good Banks is, we need to fire his ass for being moronic enough to date that. that's funny, when Banks met her she said she was working towards her law degree...
November 2, 20214 yr 15 minutes ago, ztejas said: Have* Here's* Assassin's* Witch hunt.* He and PA would be good together. I see you're not familiar with PFT's work. This story has leaked to the movie people I follow on Twitter. What a mess she's made.
November 2, 20214 yr Just learned Banks played for Mike Price at Wazzu.Man learned about football and life ruining strippers from the best.
November 2, 20214 yr Banks better start raking in 5 stars and quit telling Sark his fake punts will work.
November 2, 20214 yr 37 minutes ago, JonBonQuiQui said: Entire account scrubbed, damn. I was having a good night.
November 2, 20214 yr 39 minutes ago, JonBonQuiQui said: Entire account scrubbed, damn. I was having a good night. This is kind of like when the Co-op statues suddenly disappeared
November 2, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said: We’ve all been there, it’s Halloween, you left your wife and kids for a stripper so you don’t even remember that until you see a kid in a pirate costume, you’re trying to study film to come up with an even worse fake punt, and then you hear a monkey screeching and see a little pirate covered in blood running around your front yard and you pour another drink.
November 2, 20214 yr If the coaching staff would quit monkeying around, maybe we could win a game or two before the season is over.
November 2, 20214 yr 25 minutes ago, ztejas said: Have* Here's* Assassin's* Witch hunt.* He and PA would be good together. That’s his shtick
November 2, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Zepol87 said: Wow, I thought this was fake So did I, but it's all real, all too real...
November 2, 20214 yr A decade from now, we will all look back at how a fucking monkey toppled Texas football for good and wonder how we let it happen. Strippers with monkeys can’t go wrong.
November 2, 20214 yr This is getting embarrassing.The whole month of October was so over the embarrassing line you can’t even see it. The embarrassing line is a dot. This is just the off-season jumpstart we needed.
November 2, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, perfectchaos007 said: You know we would have had a circus show with Urban Meyer too, but we would have been winning a lot more games Jacksonville says hold my "W's"
November 2, 20214 yr Suit the monkey up and have it chew Purdy and Kolar's face off during the 4th quarter. Problem solved. Your welcome. Hook'em
November 2, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said: Jacksonville says hold my "W's" NFL is a different animal. Nick Saban was a failed NFL coach too
November 2, 20214 yr 19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: How I have not seen this before? She could put 90% of Surly to shame in the gym especially with that core strength. And I still can't figure out her racial/ethnic background...not that it really matters. I'm just curious.
November 2, 20214 yr I used to hate this timeline, because it was so fucking insane, so stupid.Now, it’s even more so. And I’ve decided to embrace it. I will embrace it like it’s a crazy bitey stripper monkey.
November 2, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said: NFL is a different animal. Nick Saban was a failed NFL coach too I'm not sure I'd say he failed. He finished Year 1 on a six-game winning streak to finish 9-7 with Gus Frerotte as QB. The second year he went 6-10 with a combination of Joey Harrington, Daunte Culpepper and Cleo Lemon as QB. He decided he didn't really like the NFL and Bama had an opening at the opportune time.
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