November 2, 20214 yr (I kind of wish this had happened when he was at Bama. Because I would pay all kinds of money to watch Saban go all stripper spider monkey on the first reporter who asked him about it.)
November 2, 20214 yr i know what DKR needs to unveil at the next home game:Could this be an “anti-rally” monkey? Asking for Sark.
November 2, 20214 yr 9 minutes ago, sidis said: a kid wandering into someone else's backyard where there was a monkey in a cage that bit the nosy kid is creating all this dramatic twitter fervor? or is it just that the non-surly longhorn community is just now finding out about pole assassin and they can't stop giggling? god damn you fuckers are bored. pandemic broke you people. It’s just not college football fans in general. There are a lot of Longhorn fans that had no idea about Pole Assassin and the monkey. whatever, it’s the best I’ve felt about the football program since the OSU game.
November 2, 20214 yr 12 hours ago, dcar00 said: that's funny, when Banks met her she said she was working towards her law degree... She meant Law of the Jungle degree.
November 2, 20214 yr Popular Post (I kind of wish this had happened when he was at Bama. Because I would pay all kinds of money to watch Saban go all stripper spider monkey on the first reporter who asked him about it.)Guarantee SID has told all the gutless wonders who cover Texas that they ask Sark about this they get their press credential pulled. That said let’s say we get out to a lead Saturday night and hold it for a win. Anybody ballsy enough to ask “So how did it feel to get that monkey off your back?” In post game.
November 2, 20214 yr If the ISU band doesn't play something like Shock The Monkey or We're The Monkees during the game Saturday I will be severely disappointed. ETA - Or The Beatles' Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey. Edited November 2, 20214 yr by Scheiss Meister
November 2, 20214 yr Somebody oughta shop the monkey riding Bevo chasing a bunch of costumed kids and UGA around.
November 2, 20214 yr if someone doesn't have dana carvey Mike Myers/sprockets at gameday I will have a disappoint. Edited November 2, 20214 yr by dcar00
November 2, 20214 yr 30 minutes ago, sidis said: a kid wandering into someone else's backyard where there was a monkey in a cage that bit the nosy kid is creating all this dramatic twitter fervor? or is it just that the non-surly longhorn community is just now finding out about pole assassin and they can't stop giggling? god damn you fuckers are bored. pandemic broke you people. What else are we going to talk about? Our football team?
November 2, 20214 yr if someone doesn't have dana carvey/sprockets at gameday I will have a disappoint.Ahem
November 2, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, TriStone said: I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume this explanation is accurate. Fuck that nosy little trespassing shithead. Legit LOL’d at the handwritten “Emotional Support Animal Do Not Touch” sign. She still probably should completely turn off the Twitter and Instagram machines.
November 2, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said: So, who made the call to The Wolf? tangent: some consider the big secret of Pulp Fiction is what is the briefcase. I've always wanted to know what kind of party does someone throw at 8am where people are dressed like this.
November 2, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said: All publicity is good publicity. Milk the shit out of the rogue monkey From the "Paris Hilton/Kardashian School of Public Relations"?
November 2, 20214 yr I think CDC should give the monkey a booth on Bevo Blvd. 5 minutes before the game monkey dons a specially made jet pack (monkeys were first in space) and flies into the stadium where ha lands in the waiting arms of Beef Supreme (Vince) riding high atop Bevo. The band hits the drum roll to The Eyes the monkey extends a well trained hook ‘em and then they slowly saunter down the field as the band plays and gore the opposing coach to the crowd’s delight. Fuck it Full Idiocracy.
November 2, 20214 yr Can you imagine Banks ex having to send her kids over to his house. Just let them have a hand grenade fight in the middle of a busy freeway. If I had to pick I would go with the grenade fight.
November 2, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, Gooby said: Did anyone mention the possibility that the kid was trick or treating and hoping to find a house that was giving out Rhesus? Take your pos rep and the fuck out of here
November 2, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: tangent: some consider the big secret of Pulp Fiction is what is the briefcase. I've always wanted to know what kind of party does someone throw at 8am where people are dressed like this. https://movies.stackexchange.com/questions/88248/where-is-mr-wolf-seen-to-be-present-in-his-introduction-scene-in-pulp-fiction From the script. Illegal gambling in hotel suite in LA. Also, while he's on the phone, you can hear "place your bets" in the background a few times. Quote INT. HOTEL SUITE – MORNING The CAMERA looks through the bedroom doorway of a hotel suite into the main area. We SEE a crap game being played on a fancy crap table by GAMBLERS in tuxedos and LUCKY LADIES in fancy evening gowns. The CAMERA PANS to the right revealing: Sitting on a bed, phone in hand with his back to us, the tuxedo-clad WINSTON WOLF aka "THE WOLF". We also see The Wolf has a small notepad that he jots details in. Edited November 2, 20214 yr by Francisco 2.0
November 2, 20214 yr 12 minutes ago, stork642 said: Can you imagine Banks ex having to send her kids over to his house. Just let them have a hand grenade fight in the middle of a busy freeway. If I had to pick I would go with the grenade fight. This dude left his wife and kids, lives with a washed up stripper in a house with a dedicated emotional support monkey zone, and now literally everyone in his professional circle is dragging him because the monkey bit a kid.
November 2, 20214 yr This dude left his wife and kids, lives with a washed up stripper in a house with a dedicated emotional support monkey zone, and now literally everyone in his professional circle is dragging him because the monkey bit a kid.
November 2, 20214 yr I mean, PJ Fleck left his wife and kids for a stripper, but at least he made that stripper give her monkey away.
November 2, 20214 yr 56 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said: Could this be an “anti-rally” monkey? Asking for Sark. Good thing Sark’s not in Collie Station
November 2, 20214 yr 14 hours ago, Bama Chick said: Absolutely dying. I’ll see you mother fuckers in the bowels of Hell.
November 2, 20214 yr Not sure if anybody here listens to the Pat McAfee show on SiriusXM on MadDog radio but for a national show, he has been going on and on about Banks, Pole Assassin, her monkey, etc... It's bad enough we suck but this is not great optics for UT at this point.
November 2, 20214 yr 12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said: I'm sure you'll be shocked Awsome. That was fucking hilarious.
November 2, 20214 yr 33 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said: This dude left his wife and kids, lives with a washed up stripper in a house with a dedicated emotional support monkey zone, and now literally everyone in his professional circle is dragging him because the monkey bit a kid. the stripper hustle is real. don’t fall in love with hos
November 2, 20214 yr 40 minutes ago, tfoolry said: Fuck around & find out. I’d shoot that fucking thing and then burn it if it did that to my dog.
November 2, 20214 yr 49 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said: We're starting to round the corner with 9/11 jokes. Almost right on time with the 22.3 year rule.
November 2, 20214 yr 19 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said: I'm sure you'll be shocked This is a distraction technique to get us away from the monkey. PR Genius.
November 2, 20214 yr 6 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said: Something something, we’re now truly a Banana Republic
November 2, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said: If the ISU band doesn't play something like Shock The Monkey or We're The Monkees during the game Saturday I will be severely disappointed. ETA - Or The Beatles' Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey. This would be better bro.......
November 2, 20214 yr Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the monkey is bitin’ Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the monkey is bitin’ Well I find it's quite a thrill When it bites them against their will Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the kiddo is cryin'
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