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#53
3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Omg she took PFT Commenter's bait

 

 

 

 

* a part

That drives me insane and has become an epidemic.  It's not that hard to figure out, and if you get it wrong it literally means  the exact opposite of what you mean. 

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#62
9 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Need to charge admission to see her tweets. 

You spelled tits wrong.

#63

I hope the kid is okay and all. But this is much needed entertainment in the midst of a shit season.

Did Dez's monkey have a good attorney?

#64

Dani probably just needs to turn the phone off for the rest of the night.  Or week.  Because she really isn't helping herself out here.

 

 

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#66

Here's what I've learned this week from Surly:

 

- Don't mow other people's lawns.

- When you get to the back gate, turn around for candy or a monkey might bite you.

#76

This is why Mack had Cleve. He'd have cut off Dani's power an hour ago. 

And then he'd move in for the nasty with the lights out.

#78

Breaking: Jeff Banks has just started a charitable foundation for wrongfully accused monkeys. The charter of BMMDDS is to provide legal and allegedly veterinarian services for the mental well being of wrongfully accused monkeys. BMMDDS (a.k.a Bitch My Monkey Didn't Do Shit) has declined comment on the situation at the Banks home. 

#83
2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

A national punchline 

 

 

 

 

Meh. Just roll with it. We all need the comedic relief.

#87

Who here hasn’t had a 36 hour period in their life where they lost to the Baylor Bears, called one of the worst fake punts ever, went home to their stripper girlfriend and her pet monkey who was attached to the neck of a trick or treating 12 year old that can’t follow rules.

#88
5 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Maybe Banks needs to coach defense?

Maybe the monkey needs to coach defense? She (monkey) certainly knows how to initiate contact with an opponent.

#89

At this point I only follow Texas Football for the drama. It's a much more entertaining product than whatever it is we put on the field.

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#94
23 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

The best part about this saga so far is how seemingly reasonable her defense of the situation is. It wouldn't be a story if it was a dog that nipped a kid wandering into the backyard. 

But, you know, she's a stripper and it's a monkey. 

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#95

This is the happiest I've been about Texas football since about halftime of the OU game. The only disappointment is that Sark didn't have to spend his entire press conference answering questions about it. 

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1 minute ago, mdleast said:

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I’ve often lamented that I didn’t go to medical school because I too could’ve been a doctor of neighborhood

I’d settle for surgeon of block

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#99
3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Maybe the monkey needs to coach defense? She (monkey) certainly knows how to initiate contact with an opponent.

Maybe we need to send out defensive unit, one by one into the back yard and have the monkey show what is supposed to happen when someone invades your shit.

 

#100
1 minute ago, Gaffords said:

Maybe we need to send out defensive unit, one by one into the back yard and have the monkey show what is supposed to happen when someone invades your shit.

 

I could see this backfiring since our defense (and the OL) likes having their shit invaded. 

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