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#151

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LITERALLY JUST SENT HER A DM TO GO ON THE PODCAST AND NOW HER WHOLE ASS TWITTER IS DELETED...TIME TO HIT UP IG

 

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    We’ve all been there, it’s Halloween, you left your wife and kids for a stripper so you don’t even remember that until you see a kid in a pirate costume, you’re trying to study film to come up with an

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#153

Let he who has never had their stripper girlfriend’s pet monkey bite a trick-or-treater cast the first stone

#154
6 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Looks like Sark's Cleve (or Jeff's lawyer) has been deployed.  Some of the tweets have been deleted.

Entire account scrubbed, damn. I was having a good night. 

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#159
Just now, Nicole44 said:

 

I’m starting to think this coaching staff has the intelligence of a toaster.

#160
1 minute ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I'd give $100 to see CDC's face when he learned of this.

I’m sure he was thinking, “Let’s add a petting zoo to Bevo Boulevard!” 

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#163
I’m sure he was thinking, “Let’s add a petting zoo to Bevo Boulevard!” 

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#164
3 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I'd give $100 to see CDC's face when he learned of this.

He had visions of the monkey riding Bevo.  SEC, SEC, SEC……

#165
41 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Her boyfriend makes 7 figures so, no. 

And I'm guessing she does okay for herself. 

I bet her tax returns say she makes like 11 grand a year. 

#166
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I bet her tax returns say she makes like 11 grand a year. 

Can she deduct monkey-related expenses?

#167

Booooo at the people with sense getting ahold of her!

I just found her tweets about her bedazzling side hustle before she deleted. She did longhorn bedazzled denim jackets for all the coaches’ wives. And some push-up bras!

I didn’t know about her - much less the monkey! - when she was at Bama. I don’t frequent our message boards (they suck) but when did this stuff come out?

I can only imagine the texts and phone calls flying around the SID folks tonight.

#172
10 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

If she has the emotional maturity to not withstand responding to shit on Twitter about her fucking pet monkey, she’s gone.

Sir, there's a reason she needs an emotional support monkey.

#173
4 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Live look at the scene. 
 

 

Have*

Here's*

Assassin's*

Witch hunt.*

He and PA would be good together. 

#177
26 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I can’t take the grammar. Jesus H Christ. I don’t care how hot (and she’s not) my girl is, if she speaks/types like that, she’s fucking gone. If she has the emotional maturity to not withstand responding to shit on Twitter about her fucking pet monkey, she’s gone. 

I don’t care how good Banks is, we need to fire his ass for being moronic enough to date that. 

that's funny, when Banks met her she said she was working towards her law degree...

#179
15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Have*

Here's*

Assassin's*

Witch hunt.*

He and PA would be good together. 

I see you're not familiar with PFT's work. 

This story has leaked to the movie people I follow on Twitter.  What a mess she's made.

#180

Just learned Banks played for Mike Price at Wazzu.

Man learned about football and life ruining strippers from the best.

#184
2 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

We’ve all been there, it’s Halloween, you left your wife and kids for a stripper so you don’t even remember that until you see a kid in a pirate costume, you’re trying to study film to come up with an even worse fake punt, and then you hear a monkey screeching and see a little pirate covered in blood running around your front yard and you pour another drink. 

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#185

If the coaching staff would quit monkeying around, maybe we could win a game or two before the season is over.

#186
25 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Have*

Here's*

Assassin's*

Witch hunt.*

He and PA would be good together. 

That’s his shtick 

#188

A decade from now, we will all look back at how a fucking monkey toppled Texas football for good and wonder how we let it happen. Strippers with monkeys can’t go wrong.

#190
3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

So did I, but it's all real, all too real...

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#194
This is getting embarrassing.

The whole month of October was so over the embarrassing line you can’t even see it. The embarrassing line is a dot.

This is just the off-season jumpstart we needed.
#195
1 hour ago, perfectchaos007 said:

You know we would have had a circus show with Urban Meyer too, but we would have been winning a lot more games

Jacksonville says hold my "W's"

#196

Suit the monkey up and have it chew Purdy and Kolar's face off during the 4th quarter. Problem solved. Your welcome. 

Hook'em 

#198
19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

How I have not seen this before? 

She could put 90% of Surly to shame in the gym especially with that core strength.

And I still can't figure out her racial/ethnic background...not that it really matters. I'm just curious. 

#199

I used to hate this timeline, because it was so fucking insane, so stupid.

Now, it’s even more so. And I’ve decided to embrace it. I will embrace it like it’s a crazy bitey stripper monkey.

#200
3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

NFL is a different animal. Nick Saban was a failed NFL coach too

I'm not sure I'd say he failed. He finished Year 1 on a six-game winning streak to finish 9-7 with Gus Frerotte as QB. The second year he went 6-10 with a combination of Joey Harrington, Daunte Culpepper and Cleo Lemon as QB. He decided he didn't really like the NFL and Bama had an opening at the opportune time.

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