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So, I’ve talked a lot of shit about every upcoming team, mocking and ridiculing them and the like. 
got nothing for Iowa State and the crew at Wide Right Natty Light and all the clones on here. 
I like you guys. I like your fan base. I like your university. Y’all are cool. I hope at sometime you land on your feet with this realignment coming down the line. Good luck and all the best- it was business never personal and sorry y’all got caught in the crossfire. 
When you see yourself down double digits in the second half just know that you gave us right where you want us. 
Gameweek. We only have 5 left (assuming bowl game) and we will certainly miss them around March or April when we are in the middle of the void that is the off-season, so enjoy it however and to whatever extent you can. 

My fear is that ISU is going to come out with a chip on their shoulder, and we are going to come out flat.   Their record isn't as good as they were expecting, but if they come out and beat big bad Texas, they can redeem their season a bit.  For us, it's ISU, who give a rat's ass.  

 

I just hope we become bowl eligible.  Even though I am disappointed by this tragedy.  I see some bright lights of brilliance that is a glimmer of hope for the future.  I do want to watch more games.  As painful as they may be.

32 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Everybody plays hard against Texas and we enjoy getting butt fucked each time.

the irony is that the motivation has changed. It used to be because we were good and they "played up" against us.

Now we have a tramp stamp above our ass that says "enter here".

39 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

My fear is that ISU is going to come out with a chip on their shoulder, and we are going to come out flat.   Their record isn't as good as they were expecting, but if they come out and beat big bad Texas, they can redeem their season a bit.  For us, it's ISU, who give a rat's ass.  

At this point in our season, I don't think that factors in anymore.

Nailing her in HS was one thing, but those days are long gone and while it's always fun to get a lay, let's just say it's not as high a mountain to climb as it used to be.

First game I won’t be watching in years. 
I don’t have fs1 after cutting the cable.  In the past I would make plans to go somewhere to watch it.  Now, I’ll be taking the kiddo to the beach.  Love me some fall gulf coast beach time. 

26 minutes ago, Domedriver said:

I just hope we become bowl eligible.  Even though I am disappointed by this tragedy.  I see some bright lights of brilliance that is a glimmer of hope for the future.  I do want to watch more games.  As painful as they may be.

can we just get the practices in and not play the bowl game, too many fans thinks they mean something when we win.

We will get butt fucked up and down the field and the coaching staff will be drawing dicks on the wall with their own shit. 

This season is cooked and our roster has become more of a disaster than it already was with guys like Whittington and Okafor going down. Can't say I'll have much more of a passing interest in these remaining games - outside of hoping we can at least scratch 6-6 out. I want to see how this staff closes out the '22 class and if they can do some damage in the portal (for example - someone needs to be hitting Rattler's line if he'd even entertain that idea). 

(Alright maybe not Rattler because he's a headcase but you get the idea)

Edited by ztejas

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We will get butt fucked up and down the field and the coaching staff will be drawing dicks on the wall with their own shit. 

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Lol I sure hope our players have more resolve than the posters in this thread.

3 minutes ago, Bigjohns97 said:

Lol I sure hope our players have more resolve than the posters in this thread.

well the damn sure showed that resolve during the last 3 second halfs...NOT

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This season is cooked and our roster has become more of a disaster than it already was with guys like Whittington and Okafor going down. Can't say I'll have much more of a passing interest in these remaining games - outside of hoping we can at least scratch 6-6 out. I want to see how this staff closes out the '22 class and if they can do some damage in the portal (for example - someone needs to be hitting Rattler's line if he'd even entertain that idea). 

(Alright maybe not Rattler because he's a headcase but you get the idea)

need a list of oline transfer possibilities and pay them whatever they want, of course there probably won't be a damn guy worth a shit

Edited by hookem48

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

halftime adjustments

Does not compute. 

1 hour ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

but if they come out and beat big bad Texas, they can redeem their season a bit.  For us, it's ISU, who give a rat's ass.  

 

Who is big bad Texas?  

6 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

          Iowa State Week...

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I wonder where that redhead ended up in life. 

37 minutes ago, Bigjohns97 said:

Lol I sure hope our players have more resolve than the posters in this thread.

Narrator:  They don’t.

14 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I wonder where that redhead ended up in life. 

She's still in my attic. She'll learn to like it up there. I'm sure of it. 

29 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I wonder where that redhead ended up in life. 

Washington DC no doubt…..

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

That’s a turn-off …

Senator Bluto disagrees….

Night game on the road vs a hyped, couch-burning crowd that really hates our guts. Wonder if cold weather will be a factor too. This could be a blowout if we don’t get it together. Doomed.

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

Night game on the road vs a hyped, couch-burning crowd that really hates our guts. Wonder if cold weather will be a factor too. This could be a blowout if we don’t get it together. Doomed.

more Narrator: we aren't getting it together...

more Narrator: we aren't getting it together...

There’s a chance of 32 degrees in hell.

This game will snap the string of blowing halftime and 3d quarter leads. Texas is gonna get its doors blown off imo. Campbell will use this game as a recruiting tool for a new job.

This game is gonna suck. Breece Hall is gonna be a 1st round pick after he runs for 400 yards. 

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

This game will snap the string of blowing halftime and 3d quarter leads. Texas is gonna get its doors blown off imo. Campbell will use this game as a recruiting tool for a new job.

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$100 says we give up a long run because we don't maintain gap control, a DB will completely miss a tackle because of torpedo technique, there will be one duck thrown that could have been a TD if thrown accurately but is intercepted, 5 dropped balls by receivers, and of course one false start after a time out....oh, and our running backs will get hit behind the line 50% of the time  

one more,  one incomplete pass when the QB had 25 yards of open space in front of him to run on 3rd and 1. 

another one...5 shots of Sark showing no emotion on the sideline

1 hour ago, hookem48 said:

can we just get the practices in and not play the bowl game, too many fans thinks they mean something when we win.

Bowl games are important for the extra practice. Not much else (assuming you don’t go beat a better team).

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Who is big bad Texas?  

UTSA

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

          Iowa State Week...

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This is the best thing that will come out of this week and this game.

27 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Campbell will use this game as a recruiting tool for a new job.

Dude should have had his team prepared to whip a team w/ a pulse.  Beating Texas right now should be an expectation, not a springboard to USC, Penn State, LSU, or wherever else his agent thinks he should go.   Losses to Iowa, Baylor, and WVU with a upper-class laden team will not exactly portend success elsewhere.  He might have waited a year too long.

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

I wonder where that redhead ended up in life. 

Married, three kids, the oldest of which is 4. Hoping that the internet has completely disappeared by the time the kids figure out what Google is. (Edit: It may be too late already.)

This is Baylor redux except their QB is good.  Wheels come off.  38-14.   This is probably the last game Casey starts for us.  Card will have to beat Kansas and one of WV and KSU to get to a bowl.  

Edited by ClubWhatever

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

This is Baylor redux except their QB is good.  Wheels come off.  38-14.   This is probably the last game Casey starts for us.  Card will have to beat Kansas and one of WV and KSU to get to a bowl.  

Fuck that. Break out Chuck Wright. He shall triumph like Colt McCoy before him - except he will deliver on the Heisman and NC.

When’s the last time Texas lost 4 in a row? Just nuts that this season has devolved into such a shitshow. 

2010

October 23 11:00 a.m. Iowa Statedagger No. 22
  • Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium
  • Austin, TX
FSN L 21–28 100,142[7]
October 30 6:00 p.m. No. 25 Baylor  
  • Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium
  • Austin, TX
FSN L 22–30 100,452[8]
November 6 7:00 p.m. at Kansas State   ESPN2 L 14–39 46,734[9]
November 13 7:00 p.m. No. 12 Oklahoma State  
  • Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium
  • Austin, TX
ABC L 16–33 100,659[10

1997

October 18 1:00 p.m. at Missouri     L 29–37 48,451
October 25 2:30 p.m. Colorado  
  • Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium
  • Austin, TX
ABC L 30–47 78,005
November 1 1:00 p.m. at Baylor     L 21–23 42,719
November 8 6:00 p.m. Texas Tech  
FSN L 10–24 76,110

1988 was a kick in the nuts 

October 8 1:30 p.m. vs. No. 3 Oklahoma* No. 15 CBS L 13–28 75,587  
October 15 1:00 p.m. No. 6 Arkansas No. 25
  • Texas Memorial Stadium
  • Austin, TX (rivalry)
HSE L 24–27 73,451  
October 29 12:00 p.m. at Texas Tech   Raycom L 32–33 49,682  
November 5 12:00 p.m. Houston  
  • Texas Memorial Stadium
  • Austin, TX
Raycom L 15–66 69,600  
November 12 12:00 p.m. at TCU   Raycom W 30–21 29,083  
November 19 1:00 p.m. at Baylor     L 14–17 30,142  
November 24 7:00 p.m. at No. 13 Texas A&M  
  • Texas Memorial Stadium
  • Austin, TX (rivalry)
ESPN L 24–28 77,809  
  • *Non-conference game
  • Rankings from AP Poll released prior to the game
  • All times are in Central time

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