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Weather projections for Ames Saturday night are 33° and 20% chance of rain 

5 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Weather projections for Ames Saturday night are 33° and 20% chance of rain 

well that should help us catch the ball

take ISU.  this team is just waiting to quit and the coaching isn't gonna change that.

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Y'all thought these dudes were soft before? Wait until they walk into a cold Iowa night. 

I'd say grab this line before it gets up to 10.

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

take ISU.  this team is just waiting to quit and the coaching isn't gonna change that.

Este

The fact Tim Brando might be calling this game would be enough for me to schedule a Brazilian without the wax if I were a female.  

Edited by Nueces River Rat

the wind the other day knocked out my Dish, supposed to get fixed Tuesday, maybe I should cancel.

Maybe we beat them by 6.5 points……..

6 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

First half line is Texas -21.  Second half line is ISU -27.5.

Saturday I bet Texas to win the first half, Baylor to win the game on a prop bet for +850 . With Texas being a larger underdog this week, I'm guessing the odds for the same bet will probably  be better. Would anyone here be shocked to see us leading at halftime? Can sark figure out a way to shit the bed 4 games in a row?

7 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Weather projections for Ames Saturday night are 33° and 20% chance of rain 

Beautiful night for a 2nd half mudhole

Saturday I bet Texas to win the first half, Baylor to win the game on a prop bet for +850 . With Texas being a larger underdog this week, I'm guessing the odds for the same bet will probably  be better. Would anyone here be shocked to see us leading at halftime? Can sark figure out a way to shit the bed 4 games in a row?

I think this one may end up a Charlie-level blow out. We will lose both halves.
8 hours ago, dcar00 said:

take ISU.  this team is just waiting to quit and the coaching isn't gonna change that.

Yeah I’m taking isu no doubt. This team folds when the weather is good. They will turtle in the cold with the lack of mental fortitude and toughness. Breece hall is running for 200 plus and Charlie kolar is gonna have a career night as well. We are fine a get hard fucked and be worse than Arkansas. 

8 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

The fact Tim Brando might be calling this game would be enough for me to schedule a Brazilian without the wax if I were a female.  

Truthfully, waxing the hairs on my balls would probably be less painful than watching this nightmare.

I've stopped caring. We win the first half. ISU wins the second half.

Every team from this point will just sell out to stop the run and we’ll have no answer. Bijan will maybe get 60 yards. Worthy will catch for about the same. If it’s closer than 45-24, it’ll be a moral victory for these slap dicks.

On 11/1/2021 at 12:14 AM, orangebird said:

Truthfully, waxing the hairs on my balls would probably be less painful than watching this nightmare.

Truthfully, watching you wax the hairs on your balls would probably be less painful than watching this game.

On 10/31/2021 at 10:52 PM, Blotto said:

Saturday I bet Texas to win the first half, Baylor to win the game on a prop bet for +850 . With Texas being a larger underdog this week, I'm guessing the odds for the same bet will probably  be better. Would anyone here be shocked to see us leading at halftime? Can sark figure out a way to shit the bed 4 games in a row?

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I'll be in Vegas this weekend for an annual guy's trip to watch CFB. We were bullshitting on Saturday after the game about what the line was probably going to be. I assumed ISU -10.5. I have to say, if Texas is getting 6.5 when we land, I will bet inappropriate amounts of money on the ISU cover. 

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I'll be in Vegas this weekend for an annual guy's trip to watch CFB. We were bullshitting on Saturday after the game about what the line was probably going to be. I assumed ISU -10.5. I have to say, if Texas is getting 6.5 when we land, I will bet inappropriate amounts of money on the ISU cover. 

If it gets to ISU -7.5, I'd be all over Texas

ISU's defense has turned to ass, WVU gained almost 500 yards 370 through the air. And, they lost the turnover battle 2:1, but still won

Edited by alphahorn

If it gets to ISU -7.5, I'd be all over Texas
ISU's defense has turned to ass, WVU gained almost 500 yards 370 through the air. And, they lost the turnover battle 2:1, but still won

WVU’s skill positions are across the board deeper than ours are. Let that sink in for a bit.
On 11/2/2021 at 9:28 AM, closetojumping said:

I'll be in Vegas this weekend for an annual guy's trip to watch CFB. We were bullshitting on Saturday after the game about what the line was probably going to be. I assumed ISU -10.5. I have to say, if Texas is getting 6.5 when we land, I will bet inappropriate amounts of money on the ISU cover. 

BUT YOU WON'T BE THERE, JUST LIKE LAST TIME!!!1!

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Phil Steele is going with Iowa State by more than a TD

Got em right where we want em 

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