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And to think we were part of the reason he got fired and here we are sitting at 4-4

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KSU slaughters another sweaty hog.

KSU

the coach killer.  Welp....

Pretty sure TCU is the job that Jeff Traylor wants (at least that's the rumor).

That’s really surprising  Bad time to have to  return all of his oil royalties back to the donors. 

2 minutes ago, texashorn13 said:

Dp

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We should throw in the towel on PK and offer Fat Pat DC.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

We should throw in the towel on PK and offer Fat Pat DC.

Was just coming to post this.  I'd take Fat Pat in a heartbeat for DC.

2 minutes ago, texashorn13 said:

Pretty sure TCU is the job that Jeff Traylor wants (at least that's the rumor).

 

Good decision by both sides. That program was headed down the drain and Patterson was getting stale like Mack Brown's final years here. TCU knew they couldn't afford to wait it out and risk missing out on Traylor.

Patterson can focus full-time on his music career

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1 minute ago, Juke_Em said:

Good decision by both sides. That program was headed down the drain and Patterson was getting stale like Mack Brown's final years here. TCU knew they couldn't afford to wait it out and risk missing out on Traylor

Ummmm.....they already did.

Fuck that fat, sweaty, negative recruiting mother fucker who could coach your grandmother into an all Big 12  DBack.

Sayonara.

Hook'em 

They’ll probably fall into a good coach. Don’t think they’re cursed like us and Tech.

He'll end up in a Tuscaloosa film room. 

He'll end up in a Tuscaloosa film room replacing Pete Golding.


Fify

SMU with the lob...

TEXAS with the jam!

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

buyout? 

Negligible for anybody who is serious.  7.5M in year one and declines from there.  

10 minutes ago, Chad said:

Ummmm.....they already did.

How so. He did right by UTSA increasing his buyout from $2M to $7.5M, but that doesnt mean somebody wont pay it. 

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Should Traylor choose to leave UTSA before or during the first year of the new agreement, the school would be entitled to a $7.5 million buyout. That figure decreases to $7 million in the second year of the new contract, dropping by $1 million each of the following three years.

 

 

13 minutes ago, Juke_Em said:

Good decision by both sides. That program was headed down the drain and Patterson was getting stale like Mack Brown's final years here. TCU knew they couldn't afford to wait it out and risk missing out on Traylor.

Patterson can focus full-time on his music career

I think this is more like UT forcing DKR to spend his time hanging out with Wiliie and Waylon and the Boys.  2 decades in the wilderness.  TCU follows KSU and KU down the drain.

17 minutes ago, Juke_Em said:

Patterson can focus full-time on his music career

Bwahahahaha

Surprised. Love to have him as DC.

Say what you want about the guy but what he did at a program with ZERO built in advantages was impressive.

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Watch them hire Art Briles

I responded with a laugh cause you know how butt hurt Patterson always gets? He HATED Art Briles more than he hated any other coach. He was also physically scared of him. Nothing would make him crazier than being replaced by Briles. Briles would take the job, too. 

6 minutes ago, Richard Kimball said:

I responded with a laugh cause you know how butt hurt Patterson always gets? He HATED Art Briles more than he hated any other coach. He was also physically scared of him. Nothing would make him crazier than being replaced by Briles. Briles would take the job, too. 

Briles would take any FBS job offered to him.

TCU isn't hiring Art Briles.  Fat Pat won't be out of work long, unless he wants to be.  The burning question is if Mrs. Fat Pat travels with him.  And yes, I'd kick PK to the curb in a NY minute and hire Fat Pat to be our DC... if he would take it.  

If Briles were younger, I think the odds that he would get hired might be higher, but he is turning 66 in December. I just don't think the juice is worth the squeeze. You'll take a metric fuckton of shit for the hire, and get how many years out of him? Maybe if it was a package deal with Kendall to acheive some sort of continuity, but i don't see it happening. In summary, fuck Art Briles. 

39 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

We should throw in the towel on PK and offer Fat Pat DC.

In a heartbeat

2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

TCU isn't hiring Art Briles.  Fat Pat won't be out of work long, unless he wants to be.  The burning question is if Mrs. Fat Pat travels with him.  And yes, I'd kick PK to the curb in a NY minute and hire Fat Pat to be our DC... if he would take it.  

Patterson isn't going to lower himself to be the DC at Texas.  He might be done.  I wonder if the NIL and other stuff wore on him.  He was there for 20 years though so it may just have been time.

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