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#1501

I was sheriff of this county when I was twenty-five. Hard to believe. Grandfather was a lawman. Father too. Me and him was sheriff at the same time, him in Plano and me here. I think he was pretty proud of that. I know I was. Some of the old-time sheriffs never even wore a gun. A lot of folks find that hard to believe. Jim Scarborough never carried one. That the younger Jim. Gaston Boykins wouldn’t wear one. Up in Commanche County. I always liked to hear about the old- timers. Never missed a chance to do so. 

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The crime you see now, it’s hard to even take its measure. It’s not that I’m afraid of it. I always knew you had to be willing to die to even do this job – not to be glorious. But I don’t want to push my chips forward and go out and meet something I don’t understand. You can say it’s my job to fight it but I don’t know what it is anymore. More than that, I don’t want to know. A man would have to put his soul at hazard. He would have to say, okay, I’ll be part of this world.

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#1502

Antifa skater was used to acting lawless for three nights.  Night 4 his luck ran out when he violently assaulted the wrong person. No, I don’t really care about him.  I’m not glad he’s dead like I am the violent serial child rapist who threatened to and then attempted to kill KR that you all claim was murdered. But I’m not sad. He caused his own death.  

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#1503
On 11/11/2021 at 9:57 PM, Sawbonz said:

Who is talking about “his story?”

There is video of him on the ground taking a jump kick to the head 

There is video of him being hit in the head with a skateboard 

I believe the dude he shot in the arm admitted under oath drawing a handgun on him

Explain how a person’s reason for being in a public place would nullify that person’s right to protect themselves from any of the above?

Are you arguing he initiated any of the violence?

Is it not legal to draw a weapon?

At what point is it legal to have a weapon drawn?

In the face of someone who has a weapon drawn, is that illegal? 

Asking because I don't know

#1504
50 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

The very best.

Some of us honkies have an irritating nasal quality to their voice that produces a gooseish honk when they speak. There are cures . . . Simplest is to project your voice to the back of your teeth, rather than directing the flow out your cavernous nasal cavities (voice placement). A lot of the work to correct a nasal voice involves releasing tongue tension. There is a "technique" that helps women, especially, with tongue-tension release. 

Oh. I thought it was because we were the hall monitors of the traffic world. *extra nasal tone* Boy, do I have egg on my face!

#1506
53 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

How about the other guy? Less glad? Sad? Don’t care? 

The dude was 26 years old and riding a skateboard. Don’t care. 

#1507
2 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

New handle for GR Horn?

Dude I’m signing that up as my sock right now. 

#1509
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Technically, I’m Scotch-Romanian.

Sir, he specifically requested two "ni**ers. Well, to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.

#1510
2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I’ve got to fuck with about 5 feeders malfunctioning.  Let’s debate later.  

Yeah I’m done for the day, going to the game tonight and they better win or when I get back home I’m gonna spam the shit out of this thread so I don’t post in the football board. 

#1511
7 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Yeah I’m done for the day, going to the game tonight and they better win or when I get back home I’m gonna spam the shit out of this thread so I don’t post in the football board. 

Dude.  DO NOT pollute the relative pleasantness and sanity of the CR with shit about the vile state of Texas football.  This forum has standards.

#1512
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I hate whites. They’ve been holding down my people for centuries.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Technically, I’m Scotch-Romanian.

Based on the first statement, I thought you were Irish. 

#1513
On 11/11/2021 at 11:08 PM, Johnny Sack said:

It doesn’t.  Carrying a weapon illegally has zero to do with the viability of a self defense claim.  
 

If a woman in Madison, Wisconsin has a Glock 9mm with a twenty round Mag in her purse and shoots and kills someone attempting to rape her, she doesn’t lose her right to self defense because she was illegally carrying without a permit.  It isn’t relevant at all to the self  defense claim and this jury will be instructed on that.  

Question:  what about someone convicted of a violent felony killing someone with a gun that was attacking him or her?

#1515
On 11/12/2021 at 12:33 AM, Bravo said:

Before you give me 1000 middle fingers. I will give you this one. 

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You have a really dainty hand

#1517
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Bog jumper is pretty solid.  

I’m going to an explanation on this one. (Mainly because it sounds hilarious)

#1519
8 hours ago, Texas73 said:

Cleaning, putting out fires and offering aid allows one to murder people? Who knew?

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#1520

Apologies if posted, but going to be more KR’s coming, from a NYT article:

Menace, I as a Political Tool, Enters the Republican Mainstream

At a conservative rally in western Idaho last month, a young man stepped up to a microphone to ask when he could start killing Democrats.

“When do we get to use the guns?” he said as the audience applauded. “How many elections are they going to steal before we kill these people?” The local state representative, a Republican, later called it a “fair” question.”
 

Expect more justifications for needless deaths from the board sycophants for RW terrorism.

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#1521
36 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Apologies if posted, but going to be more KR’s coming, from a NYT article:

Menace, I as a Political Tool, Enters the Republican Mainstream

At a conservative rally in western Idaho last month, a young man stepped up to a microphone to ask when he could start killing Democrats.

“When do we get to use the guns?” he said as the audience applauded. “How many elections are they going to steal before we kill these people?” The local state representative, a Republican, later called it a “fair” question.”
 

Expect more justifications for needless deaths from the board sycophants for RW terrorism.

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#1523
2 hours ago, Bravo said:

Ha. Except I'm the 6'3" version. 🤣

I have a suspect matching your description:

Spoiler

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Closer than Verne? Or is Verne closer to matching your description?

1 (Verne) or 2 (large man with small hands)?

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#1524
Apologies if posted, but going to be more KR’s coming, from a NYT article:
Menace, I as a Political Tool, Enters the Republican Mainstream
At a conservative rally in western Idaho last month, a young man stepped up to a microphone to ask when he could start killing Democrats.
“When do we get to use the guns?” he said as the audience applauded. “How many elections are they going to steal before we kill these people?” The local state representative, a Republican, later called it a “fair” question.”
 
Expect more justifications for needless deaths from the board sycophants for RW terrorism.

Sorry that is a trait….
#1525
38 minutes ago, Bravo said:

This so stupid but hand size 9" from thumb to pinky. Challenge on degree and grip.  (definitely not a hand model but definitely 6' 3" and TX grad). Won't do D pics.20211114_032303.thumb.jpg.13fe32721d7f8a9b4f4b599f4b20ad7b.jpg

CSB

#1529
I'm 6'3" and a Texas Grad. Prove you're a TX grad before talking shit about dick size. I only do grad size. 
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Is that your diploma? Why are you flipping off your diploma?

Are you going to flip off your check stub next?

#1530
1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

What in the extra chromosome is going on here?  
 

fucking dorks 

Internetting while drunk has its pitfalls.

#1534
21 hours ago, South Austin said:

Technically, I’m Scotch-Romanian.

Let me tell you something, my piper-drac friend.

#1535
8 hours ago, Bravo said:

I'm 6'3" and a Texas Grad. Prove you're a TX grad before talking shit about dick size. I only do grad size. 

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Nice finger.  You wouldn’t to happen do prostate exams, would you?  Not asking for a friend. 

#1536
7 hours ago, Bravo said:

This so stupid but hand size 9" from thumb to pinky. Challenge on degree and grip.  (definitely not a hand model but definitely 6' 3" and TX grad). Won't do D pics.

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7 hours ago, Bravo said:

This so stupid but hand size 9" from thumb to pinky. Challenge on degree and grip.  (definitely not a hand model but definitely 6' 3" and TX grad). Won't do D pics.

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#1537
I'm 6'3" and a Texas Grad. Prove you're a TX grad before talking shit about dick size. I only do grad size. 
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Now post a pay stub.
#1538
This so stupid but hand size 9" from thumb to pinky. Challenge on degree and grip.  (definitely not a hand model but definitely 6' 3" and TX grad). Won't do D pics.
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Rocko’s back!
#1540

This is the most hilarious and pathetic display of fragile masculinity I've seen in months. Thanks, Bravo!

#1542

Hell , if we’re going to brag about ourselves, let me be the first to introduce myself... 

 

#1543
25 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

This is the most hilarious and pathetic display of fragile masculinity I've seen in months. Thanks, Bravo!

seriously.

in a weird way, it's almost more pathetic than rocko posting his paystub, or his picture of him with wearing a sport coat with the tag still on it.

#1544

Plus that’s obviously just an inflated latex glove in the one pic, no way a human hand is both that ‘puffy’ and that white.

#1545
10 hours ago, Bravo said:

I think some of y'all CR folks are messed up I'm a UT grad. 

Here I thought you were an aggy sock troll. But now that you’ve posted a pic of your diploma and your height I guess I was wrong all along. 

#1546
13 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Hell , if we’re going to brag about ourselves, let me be the first to introduce myself... 

 

Tom hanks in his greatest role!

#1547
2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Nice finger.  You wouldn’t to happen do prostate exams, would you?  Not asking for a friend. 

I recently had a colonoscopy so this hits close to home. 

#1548
8 hours ago, Bravo said:

Houston we got a problem here in CR, conservative TX grad with huge hands (likely big dick). 

If you post a pic of your dick I’m gonna tell the mods. 

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