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  • Horrible situation that night. He will be acquitted. The dumbest guy in all this was the one who brought a skateboard to a gun fight. The definition of FAFO

  • Shots had already been fired at the point of the skateboard guy getting involved. So yeah it reached the level of gun fight at the point he got involved. Not sure what you don’t understand about that.

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    I just want to add that I'm not here to pillory Kyle Rittenhouse. He is a fucking child. A child. I had an extensive conversation about this with a good friend of mine who is a juvenile defender by pr

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1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

Usually judges don't give a shit that DAs violate the Constitution because the defendants are rarely white men.

 

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4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

 

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This you?

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There is some fucked up shit on how our justice system treats blacks compared to whites.  Really fucked up. 

 

Interesting legal question if the judge calls a mistrial in a criminal case based on a violation by the prosecution of the judges prior erroneous ruling. Don’t know how that falls out. 

9 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

The DT thread calls this PTSD. No no, serious PTSD.
 

 

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Definitely more Jackie Cooper than Ricky Schroeder.

Wouldn't he also stand to lose the chance to declare KR not guilty by declaring a mistrial?  Methinks he wants the attention real bad.  

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6 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Interesting legal question if the judge calls a mistrial in a criminal case based on a violation by the prosecution of the judges prior erroneous ruling. Don’t know how that falls out. 

His ruling wasn't error.  It was absolutely correct.

I don't know why I ever think reality's author can't get any lazier. The judge in the trial about whether it's ok for white conservatives to commit vigilante homicide has Trump's favorite rally song as his ringtone.

If you wrote this shit in a novel your editor would send it back for being too stupid.

20 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

His ruling wasn't error.  It was absolutely correct.

We’ve already debated this. We disagree. I’m right. You’re wrong. The end. 

I can't believe the judge's phone went off mid trial. How unprofessional. What is he a fucking millennial? Get your shit together

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I'm a millennial so don't come at me bros

40 minutes ago, Satoshi said:

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Holy shit that is hilarious! 
 

Not a good look for the judge there. 

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

We’ve already debated this. We disagree. I’m right. You’re wrong. The end. 

How many criminal trials have you sat through?  I clerked for a federal judge and sat through plenty. I've told you the ruling was correct.  So has TwiceHorn has told you this. You cannot be helped.

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

How many criminal trials have you sat through?  I clerked for a federal judge and sat through plenty. I've told you the ruling was correct.  So has TwiceHorn has told you this. You cannot be helped.

I bet that federal judge was a real asshole since he hired you as a clerk. 
 

I’ve sat through a few. So what. Also none of us are criminal lawyers so we are all just talking out of our ass, just with a slightly better foundation for talking out of our ass. 

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

I bet that federal judge was a real asshole since he hired you as a clerk. 
 

I’ve sat through a few. So what. Also none of us are criminal lawyers so we are all just talking out of our ass, just with a slightly better foundation for talking out of our ass. 

She.  You misogynist.

:)

4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

She.  You misogynist.

:)

I actually have a good guess then but don’t wanna be accused of doxing you if I do. 

So, the heroes of the “masculine right” are:

1.  Donald Trump

2.  Kyle Rittenhouse

3.  Tucker Carlson

4 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

So, the heroes of the “masculine right” are:

1.  Donald Trump

2.  Kyle Rittenhouse

3.  Tucker Carlson

Probably need some statues of angels like George Floyd like the left has put up.

17 minutes ago, B00M said:

I can't believe the judge's phone went off mid trial. How unprofessional. What is he a fucking millennial? Get your shit together

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11 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Holy shit that is hilarious! 
 

Not a good look for the judge there. 

Worth noting the account that Satoshi is highlighting is a proponent of the American Populist Union, a nationalist group that is occasionally compared to Nick Fuentes' organization as being similar: anti-immigration, pro theocratic leadership. So, they don't care that it's not a good look, they are celebrating it as a dog whistle.

19 minutes ago, B00M said:

I can't believe the judge's phone went off mid trial. How unprofessional. What is he a fucking millennial? Get your shit together

Millennials actually know how to silence their phones. Olds fuck that up quite a bit. 

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Probably need some statues of angels like George Floyd like the left has put up.

C'mon man, at least name a white guy to pretend you're not just being racist.

Just now, wildcat09 said:

C'mon man, at least name a white guy to pretend you're not just being racist.

Robert E. Lee?

I'll show myself out.

Just now, DDD Dad said:

Robert E. Lee?

I'll show myself out.

No, the left tore those down (and he's really furious about that).

10 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

So, the heroes of the “masculine right” are:

1.  Donald Trump

2.  Kyle Rittenhouse

3.  Tucker Carlson

Briscoe Cain is not amused you left him off the list. He owns the top spot:

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1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Worth noting the account that Satoshi is highlighting is a proponent of the American Populist Union, a nationalist group that is occasionally compared to Nick Fuentes' organization as being similar: anti-immigration, pro theocratic leadership. So, they don't care that it's not a good look, they are celebrating it as a dog whistle.

Well then they’re idiots then. Because that don’t help their cause. 
 

The judge to me seems like a good judge who gives a criminal defendant a fair trial usually with a somewhat defense bias who is now at the tail end of his career and is in over his head with this media circus shitshow being analyzed by idiots like on the DT board, the national media, the crazy alt right media and many others. Including me. 

5 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Well then they’re idiots then. Because that don’t help their cause. 
 

The judge to me seems like a good judge who gives a criminal defendant a fair trial usually with a somewhat defense bias who is now at the tail end of his career and is in over his head with this media circus shitshow being analyzed by idiots like on the DT board, the national media, the crazy alt right media and many others. Including me. 

The judge is 75, so I don't hold it against him that he likes Lee Greenwood, my late father and FIL liked that sort of music and had they not passed would be his age. They were both veterans but not very political but liked the patriotic nature. The twitterverse follows the case for its own purposes. It isn't a good look because it isn't a good look to not have your devices secured; heck I do that in any meeting, doctor visit, or other business as a common courtesy.

22 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

So, the heroes of the “masculine right” are:

1.  Donald Trump

2.  Kyle Rittenhouse

3.  Tucker Carlson

Your list needs some Kavanaugh

 

11 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Worth noting the account that Satoshi is highlighting is a proponent of the American Populist Union, a nationalist group that is occasionally compared to Nick Fuentes' organization as being similar: anti-immigration, pro theocratic leadership. So, they don't care that it's not a good look, they are celebrating it as a dog whistle.

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1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

The DT thread calls this PTSD. No no, serious PTSD.
 

That's some Tugg Speedman level effort trying to get those tears out.  I can't wait for him to go Simple Jack if things seem to be taking a turn against him ... 

 

19 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

The judge is 75.

OK Boomer (I'm just barely one myself, by a month).

7 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

OK Boomer (I'm just barely one myself, by a month).

Gen X.

Does it have a phrase yet? Other than, yeah, so what?

...haven't they been using plenty of zoomed and cropped videos as evidence this whole time?

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

jfc this judge

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

jfc this judge

 

 

ok, this motherfucker is bought. mistrial and start over. 

56 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

So, the heroes of the “masculine right” are:

1.  Donald Trump

2.  Kyle Rittenhouse

3.  Tucker Carlson

I'm not sure I would use the word "masculine" when describing these 3

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1 minute ago, WillUSAF said:

I'm not sure I would use the word "masculine" when describing any of these 3

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Any pixels that don’t occur naturally in nature, must have been added afterwards. Therefore they are fake. 

🙄

JHC, this fucking timeline.

8 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

jfc this judge

 

 

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37 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Gen X.

Does it have a phrase yet? Other than, yeah, so what?

Oh well. Whatever. Nevermind.

Can’t zoom in because it adds pixels? 
 

Yeah that seems rather dumb. It’s the same fucking video. Jesus. 

4 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Maybe the part where he threatened to kill him if he caught him alone?

he was rehearsing lines from a screen play.  Is he not allowed to do that while he exercises?  Has he ever killed anyone before?  Oh wait, we cannot include traits.

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1 hour ago, lemonlime said:

Your list needs some Kavanaugh

 

Clarence Thomas got off easy. No tears needed. Just say high tech lynching and call it a day. 

I never really figured out what a high tech lynching was though. TV was not high tech even in the 90s. 

54 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

jfc this judge

 

 

the internet is a series of tubes....

this dickhead watches CSI/Law and Order bullshit.

46 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

Any pixels that don’t occur naturally in nature, must have been added afterwards. Therefore they are fake. 

🙄

JHC, this fucking timeline.

My rods and cones are all screwed up!

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