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#7202
6 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Is Ash tiny or are those guys standing on a step stool?

I mean they are 6’6” and 6’4”, respectively.

#7204
24 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Right. Angled. Head.

 

Charlie Strong type finger on the Ash Hook'em.

#7207
29 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Tunmise says he has an announcement tomorrow on twitter.  

He decided he wants to give the Texas coaches a chance because ah sucks, why not?

#7209
2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Uh, is balding at 16-17 years old a good thing or a bad thing when evaluating prospects?

I had this happen to a friend of mine in high school after his brother was killed in a car accident. It can be related to massive trauma or loss. I don't know the kid's story but it looks almost exactly the same as my friends did with the splotchy hairline. 

#7211
4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I had this happen to a friend of mine in high school after his brother was killed in a car accident. It can be related to massive trauma or loss. I don't know the kid's story but it looks almost exactly the same as my friends did with the splotchy hairline. 

Or he has all of his hair pulled back into dreads, but there's some hair on his forehead that isn't pulled back, so it looks like there's a line between that tuft on his forehead and the rest of his hair.

But, hey, what do I know, I'm visually incapable of distinguishing things, and you motherfuckers have the vision of adolescent peregrine falcons.

#7212


Brian Perroni
He's not committing tomorrow. I don't expect his announcement to have anything to do with recruiting. He still has a commitment date set for 8/1.

#7213
38 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Or he has all of his hair pulled back into dreads, but there's some hair on his forehead that isn't pulled back, so it looks like there's a line between that tuft on his forehead and the rest of his hair.

But, hey, what do I know, I'm visually incapable of distinguishing things, and you motherfuckers have the vision of adolescent peregrine falcons.

Acceptance is the first step. I’m proud of you. 

#7214
2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Anyone else from the DFW area and think of pleasant grove as south Dallas, and have to constantly remind themselves about Texarkana?

That's Blooming Grove.

#7222
9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

My understanding is that he announcing that he’s moving to a far less creepy neighborhood. Good luck to him. 

Like Demond did? 

#7225
6 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Anybody have a link/gif to Landon slapping the dummies awkwardly??

can someone please photoshop that video of him slapping jimbo....

#7228
11 hours ago, closetojumping said:

My understanding is that he announcing that he’s moving to a far less creepy neighborhood. Good luck to him. 

Grayson Lakes is such a shitty neighborhood with drive by’s and drug dealers on every corner.  It’s amazing kids can even make it alive out of Katy.

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#7229
Just now, Harvdog said:

Grayson Lakes is such a shitty neighborhood with drive by’s and drug dealers on every corner.  It’s amazing kids can even make it alive out of Katy.

You swallow the hook every single time.

#7230
30 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

You swallow the hook every single time.

Swallows the hook AND misses the joke. That's a rare and special talent. And by special, I mean like Spider2YBanana.

#7231
43 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

You swallow the hook every single time.

 

11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Swallows the hook AND misses the joke. That's a rare and special talent. And by special, I mean like Spider2YBanana.

I think I have found another form of personal kryptonite beyond aggressive females of questionable moral fiber. I’m being bludgeoned here by humorless stupid and I can’t stop swinging right into it. To spare us all, I’ve got to take this to ignore and stop casting the line. 

#7232
9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

I think I have found another form of personal kryptonite beyond aggressive females of questionable moral fiber. I’m being bludgeoned here by humorless stupid and I can’t stop swinging right into it. To spare us all, I’ve got to take this to ignore and stop casting the line. 

Turn your Ignore triggerfinger off Lightspeed, sir. If I haven't put Futureman on ignore yet, this is just entertaining. Don't let the other poster win.

Also, aggressive females with questionable moral fiber is everyone's Kryptonite. Next you're going to tell us that you have a thing for Asians. 

Edited by SydneyCarton

#7233
11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If I haven't put Futureman on ignore yet

I guess I’ll just have to do better, try harder, ramp up my posting ten-fold until I achieve my goals.  thank you for the motivation. 

#7235
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Turn your Ignore triggerfinger off Lightspeed, sir. If I haven't put Futureman on ignore yet, this is just entertaining. Don't let the other poster win.

the fuck is wrong with you, man?

#7236
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Turn your Ignore triggerfinger off Lightspeed, sir. If I haven't put Futureman on ignore yet, this is just entertaining. Don't let the other poster win.

Also, aggressive females with questionable moral fiber is everyone's Kryptonite. Next you're going to tell us that you have a thing for Asians. 

Asians are pretty meh

#7241
2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

We really need a couple stud CB's for this class.  Top 3 in Texas are this guys, the guy committed to Bama' that got mad because we offered like a day later or something, and Ibraheem, who some think aggy has bought.

Edit:  forgot that Bowman could possibly be a CB for us.

Edited by Elmer_Fudd

#7243
2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

We really need a couple stud CB's for this class.  Top 3 in Texas are this guys, the guy committed to Bama' that got mad because we offered like a day later or something, and Ibraheem, who some think aggy has bought.

Edit:  forgot that Bowman could possibly be a CB for us.

I could be mistaken, but I thought defensively Bowman projected to S (not that I'm complaining, he needs to be on defense IMO).

#7244
1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

In this situation, is MEH an acronym for most excitingly hot?

No. More like MEHringer

#7245
4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I could be mistaken, but I thought defensively Bowman projected to S (not that I'm complaining, he needs to be on defense IMO).

I think they said he's a nickel when he committed (do we still have a nickel?)

Edited by texifornia

#7248
4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

do we still have a nickel?

Not after paying Charlie's salary the past 3 years, amirite!

Edited by KYHorn

#7249
32 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

We really need a couple stud CB's for this class.  Top 3 in Texas are this guys, the guy committed to Bama' that got mad because we offered like a day later or something, and Ibraheem, who some think aggy has bought.

Edit:  forgot that Bowman could possibly be a CB for us.

I thought we had seen some positive stuff on McCutchin lately, but I skimmed the thread and that appears not to be the case. Maybe I'm thinking of Latrell Neville?

#7250
3 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I thought we had seen some positive stuff on McCutchin lately, but I skimmed the thread and that appears not to be the case. Maybe I'm thinking of Latrell Neville?

I don't remember seeing anything positive on McCutchin. Neville, sure, although you won't find much positive to say about him from this board. 

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