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#16451
4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Should play this at the re-naming ceremony.

(For those who haven't watched this before - Joe Jamail is the guy taking the deposition (you see his hands).)

 

Joe Jamail is my spirit animal. 

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#16452
11 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Should play this at the re-naming ceremony.

(For those who haven't watched this before - Joe Jamail is the guy taking the deposition (you see his hands).)

 

lmao "you dumb son of a bitch!" dude bows up and Jamail is up in a split second saying "come over here!"

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#16455
59 minutes ago, golfclap said:

 

 

 

56 minutes ago, Viper said:

 

ok this reaction surprised me

Same. If DO’s on board, have to imagine pretty much every other player is too.
 

Now haul ass to campus and start working. You have a new position to learn and an NFL career riding on this. 

47 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

This issue appears resolved

 

 

Really impressed with UT’s leadership and the players for working with them in this. Hartzell, CDC, Herman, etc. clearly worked with the athletes and got buy in for not giving in to every demand, and the changes they’re making are really well thought out and meaningful. Love the idea of honoring Sweat in Painter Hall.  And a ton of credit to Jamail for the name change of the field. 

Damn proud of this University. What starts here changes the World. 

#16456
2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Now haul ass to campus and start working.

Wells thinks 7/25. Also worth noting that although he has used much of this social unrest for cover (and it may be part of it, I'm not going to guess), there are other factors at play here corroborated by all of the 9.95ers. 

Overshown's absence hurts him more than the team. Hope to see him back soon. 

#16458
36 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Should play this at the re-naming ceremony.

(For those who haven't watched this before - Joe Jamail is the guy taking the deposition (you see his hands).)

 

I had never really watched this in full. My God, it's sensational 

#16460
1 hour ago, texifornia said:

So they didn't get the Eyes changed, and some of the monuments keep their names, but they got the dang football field renamed (pretty cool of the Jamails) and a whole bunch of new programs/statuary/etc..

One way to offset memorials or names is to erect new memorials in the way of statues and hopefully, buildings.  I thought this was pretty smart and shows a more thorough and evolving history.  

#16461
29 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Wells thinks 7/25. Also worth noting that although he has used much of this social unrest for cover (and it may be part of it, I'm not going to guess), there are other factors at play here corroborated by all of the 9.95ers. 

Overshown's absence hurts him more than the team. Hope to see him back soon. 

Yea even before this announcement Wells has been stating with pretty much certainty that Overshown would be back and now he puts out a hard date on when he thinks he’ll be back. The movement definitely got used as a cover for something else going on with him. 

#16463
17 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Wells thinks 7/25. Also worth noting that although he has used much of this social unrest for cover (and it may be part of it, I'm not going to guess), there are other factors at play here corroborated by all of the 9.95ers. 

Overshown's absence hurts him more than the team. Hope to see him back soon. 

Can’t say I’m surprised. He’s always seemed to be discontent about something and been quick to sit out for injury. I really hope he kicks it into gear, because his ceiling is extremely high, but I’m not holding my breath on it. 

#16464
50 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Wells thinks 7/25. Also worth noting that although he has used much of this social unrest for cover (and it may be part of it, I'm not going to guess), there are other factors at play here corroborated by all of the 9.95ers. 

Overshown's absence hurts him more than the team. Hope to see him back soon. 

1. Why would anyone even speculate that

2. Since when do we believe the 9.95 echo chamber of bullshit  

#16465
5 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

The revenue largely comes from the name on the front of the jersey, not the back.  

So if we stopped getting top flight players and cease to be ever be a competitive football team, it's your position that the revenue would continue at the same level?  

#16466

Great that there are like 20 posts since yesterday, but can we get a fucking new commit?

#16467
1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Great that there are like 20 posts since yesterday, but can we get a fucking new commit?

Hah, we got one 10 days ago, you must be tweaking bad.

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#16469
6 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

Never seen anything from this guy. 

 

Woah, had no idea he was on our staff.
 

Was a damn good RB at Northwestern and on my little league football team (Klein Jets represent!)/csb 

#16471
1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

Yeah he comes off as an arrogant asshole but appears to be a decent guy in reality. Kinda the reverse of most CFB coaches.

This reminds me of DFW sportscaster Dale Hansen.  I’ve actually met him & couldn’t have a lower opinion of him, but his hot takes are spot on.  Herman may be like that.

#16472
1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

This is some misty eyed shit. Really glad this was done.

 

 

Love both of those guys, but especially Earl.

#16473
11 minutes ago, ChemicalHorn said:

Woah, had no idea he was on our staff.
 

Was a damn good RB at Northwestern and on my little league football team (Klein Jets represent!)/csb 

I think he went to HS with Carrington and his brother. 

 

#16474
47 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hah, we got one 10 days ago, you must be tweaking bad.

10 days, 6 months, either way its been a long time. I'm parched. I need a recruiting IV.

#16475
2 hours ago, golfclap said:

Every bit of this remains correct.

If you are a Texas fan and you don't have a fucking mountain of respect 

Agreed. Time for the Texas players to take on their next target: Mount Rushmore. 

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#16479

where is that fucc boi who tried to call me out

i told you all it wasnt a wr or offensive recruit & today 995ers said this

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WR Dekel Crowdus of Lexington, KY...despite the rumors recently of Texas gaining a lot of momentum here, 24/7 doesn't feel he's anywhere close to

also i have told someone on here in private who the recruit is weeks ago he can vouch for me up when it happens 

might want to take a look at this *wink wink*

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mentioned this morning they believe Texas is the current leader for DT Shemar Turner of DeSoto, followed closely by A&M and Alabama.
 

never take a shot at the king & miss fucc boi 

my info is 100 💯

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They added this is a result of Texas' massive recruiting effort with several coaches and commitments being in constant contact with Turner

dont ever doubt my group chat info fucc boi

#16481
4 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

dont ever doubt my group chat info fucc boi

Damn, he wasn’t lying when he said he was petty - lmao. Hey, I’m all ears, man. 
 

I hope this comes to fruition soon. Would be huge!

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#16484
9 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

where is that fucc boi who tried to call me out

i told you all it wasnt a wr or offensive recruit & today 995ers said this

also i have told someone on here in private who the recruit is weeks ago he can vouch for me up when it happens 

might want to take a look at this *wink wink*

never take a shot at the king & miss fucc boi 

my info is 100 💯

fuckit I'm ridin with Carl

#16486
1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

What happen to only following thot recruiting threads? 

His self-imposed exile lasted about as long as KKL's from the aggy 247 boards

#16494

If we end up landing Turner I can't wait to see the Looch spin on Texas getting 3/4 of what he said were the only "SEC West" caliber DL in the state.

#16495
48 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

where is that fucc boi who tried to call me out

i told you all it wasnt a wr or offensive recruit & today 995ers said this

also i have told someone on here in private who the recruit is weeks ago he can vouch for me up when it happens 

might want to take a look at this *wink wink*

never take a shot at the king & miss fucc boi 

my info is 100 💯

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I hope Carl sticks around. There is a wealth of Carl Winslow gifs on the internet. 

#16496
6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If we end up landing Turner I can't wait to see the Looch spin on Texas getting 3/4 of what he said were the only "SEC West" caliber DL in the state.

Fatass makes Joseph Goebbels look honest and objective.

#16497
8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If we end up landing Turner I can't wait to see the Looch spin on Texas getting 3/4 of what he said were the only "SEC West" caliber DL in the state.

Was Burris the 4th? I can't recall

#16498
8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If we end up landing Turner I can't wait to see the Looch spin on Texas getting 3/4 of what he said were the only "SEC West" caliber DL in the state.

It'll be something about how Texas HS kids are soft, not wanting to play against the best, which is why Jimbo is recruiting OOS so much.

#16499
11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If we end up landing Turner I can't wait to see the Looch spin on Texas getting 3/4 of what he said were the only "SEC West" caliber DL in the state.

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#16500
6 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Fatass makes Joseph Goebbels look honest and objective.

I can only hear Joe Jamail calling an attorney "Fat Boy" now. 

If only I weren't a fatass myself, it'd be so much funnier to me than it already is. . 

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