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#21401
2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Valai just started following Kristy and Tommy ...hmm...

Ewers effect imo

or maybe they just don’t want to play with milroe 

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#21402
2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Valai just started following Kristy and Tommy ...hmm...

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

#21403
2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Valai just started following Kristy and Tommy ...hmm...

I have sources in Colleyville, Shady Oaks and Southlake who say you're going to want to keep a close eye on this

#21405
4 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

I have sources in Colleyville, Shady Oaks and Southlake who say you're going to want to keep a close eye on this

Fuuuck no. As much as I wanted them. They spurned texas. They are dead to me. 

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#21407

Brocks to bama was a ruse to lure Milroe to bama and make room for Wright and Yurcich gets his guy. Keeps us from looking bad from pushing Milroe out. Now that the deed is done, Brocks flip to the good guys. 3D Chess.

#21408
3 minutes ago, CBHorn said:

Brocks to bama was a ruse to lure Milroe to bama and make room for Wright and Yurcich gets his guy. Keeps us from looking bad from pushing Milroe out. Now that the deed is done, Brocks flip to the good guys. 3D Chess.

5D next level

#21409
37 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Fuuuck no. As much as I wanted them. They spurned texas. They are dead to me. 

Lol. Sorry. I was making fun of some dipshit sooner 995er stirring up Ewers stuff

#21410
49 minutes ago, Tony Two K said:

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Spoiler

herman got valai & carrington talking to the dad recently 

dad likes carrington 

 

Edited by hornfromdallas

#21411
Just now, hornfromdallas said:
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herman got valia & carrington talking to the dad recently 

dad likes carrington 

 

So Blake is actually listening. 

#21413
3 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:
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herman got valai & carrington talking to the dad recently 

dad likes carrington 

 

 

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#21415
Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Valai just letting them know they’re going to need to have Luke’s tuition payment in by next week. 

And letting Blake know that his T ring club badge won’t be working  for the next 4 seasons. 

#21423
16 minutes ago, canadianhorn21 said:

new page..can the Brocks fuck themselves again or are we putting it on hold for the time being?

 

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#21427
1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

How the hell is Carrington gonna help the Brockermeyers?

Not buying this. Screw them.

By being a different personality that Daddy Brock hasn't already clashed with.

#21430
13 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Maybe mama Brock wasn’t that onboard with the Bama commits...

This was my thoughts, too. Her all of the sudden coming in with the Hook Em a few days ago seems...odd. 

#21431
17 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Maybe mama Brock wasn’t that onboard with the Bama commits...

Kristy may be the most burnt orange blooded of the bunch.

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#21432
1 minute ago, CBHorn said:

Kristy may be the most burnt orange blooded of the bunch.

Kristy may be the ONLY burnt orange blooded of the bunch.

#21440
2 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:
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herman got valai & carrington talking to the dad recently 

dad likes carrington 

 

Too bad dad doesn’t like Texas.  

#21442
12 hours ago, tokamak said:


The Wright Effect is real

OK, I'm late to the party, and it's well-established that I'm a nincompoop especially where QBs are concerned, but...

Is it me or does Wright look really, really, really fucking good and oh my God how is this kid not rated higher he looks like an NFL player

#21443
1 minute ago, The Dog said:

If mama ain't happy...

...ain't nobody happy.

If Daddy ain't happy... who cares?

#21445

Probably reality is setting in, after the post commitment excitement, that James will be processed and will never play a down at Bama.  Momma may be the only one that family that doesn’t have her head up her ass.  

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#21446
2 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Probably reality is setting in, after the commitment rush, that James will be processed and will never play at Bama.  Momma may be the only one that family that doesn’t have her head up her ass.  

I don't know, guys. We shouldn't get our hopes up.

But this is Surly after all... Fuck it.

Errbody.

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#21449

So there’s a simple explanation for the Brock twitter follow. Six years ago, Charlie Strong met Ms. Brock at a fundraiser and with his wife fucking panache decided that he had to have her. But seeing Mr. Brock he knew he had to play the long game. Even then it was apparent the kids would be huge prospects, so Charlie set about to destroy the program to ensure that the Brocks would go elsewhere and create a split in the family. After losing the Kansas Charlie knew he had succeeded. He laid in wait for a few more years until the kids committed to Bama and then activated his sleeper agent, Brian Carrington, to follow Ms. Brock on twitter and destroy the family. Fuck Charlie Strong is so smart. 

#21450
3 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

So there’s a simple explanation for the Brock twitter follow. Six years ago, Charlie Strong met Ms. Brock at a fundraiser and with his wife fucking panache decided that he had to have her. But seeing Mr. Brock he knew he had to play the long game. Even then it was apparent the kids would be huge prospects, so Charlie set about to destroy the program to ensure that the Brocks would go elsewhere and create a split in the family. After losing the Kansas Charlie knew he had succeeded. He laid in wait for a few more years until the kids committed to Bama and then activated his sleeper agent, Brian Carrington, to follow Ms. Brock on twitter and destroy the family. Fuck Charlie Strong is so smart. 

You had me until...Charlie playing the long game.  

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