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#21503
3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

From a thread about Wheaton's top 2.

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So he's eliminating Texas because he thinks LJ is committing to the good guys?  

#21506
15 hours ago, texifornia said:

By being a different personality that Daddy Brock hasn't already clashed with.

Daddy Brock: Coach Saban, how are things going when talking to the boys?

Saban: Tommy is a delight to speak with on a daily basis, a lock for the 1st round to be sure

Daddy Brock: James tells me he hasn't been able to touch base with you

Saban: who?

#21508
1 hour ago, Bamboozled73 said:

We have twin hurricanes in the gulf.   Coincidence?

I don’t think so. 

HERE I AM, BROOOCCCKKK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

GIMMALOSFOLIJWLKDEJ;LAFISDJOHHHNNNN

#21509
1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

If Carl was a long game sock, does this mean Shemar's video is not tapped?

It's either been taped, hasn't been taped, partially taped, in the midst of taping, never gonna be taped or has taped worms.  Fluids situation.

#21511
1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Ezra commits to ASU

Have we seen Gerry Hamilton or anyone else post measurements for him? There's gotta be some sort of red flag that the general public isn't aware of. It's one of the weirdest 9.995er vs. offer splits I can remember. 

#21513
3 hours ago, Fud said:

Random thought that is a little off topic. For the 2021 season, I think you're going to see teams adding seniors who received an extra year of eligibility but who don't count against scholarship limits being added to the contenders in attempts to play for a championship. For example, we're going to see Bama add 20 extra seniors to their already overfull roster. 

The 2020 season will be about managing lack of roster depth, while 2021 will be about contenders filing holes and adding talent with 5th/6th season seniors. 

The NCAA granted an extra year for athletes in the Spring sports.  But there is a catch...if you stay at your school, you do not count against the numbers or scholarship limits (so Texas Softball gets Miranda Elish back, and pays her scholarship, but it does not count against the 12.5 allotted to softball).  If you transferred schools, you do count against the new schools numbers and scholarship limits.  I'm going to assume it'll be like that for the fall sports, including football, which means most teams will not be accepting these transfers because it'll cost them scholarship money and a countable roster spot.

#21514
2 minutes ago, texashorn13 said:

The NCAA granted an extra year for athletes in the Spring sports.  But there is a catch...if you stay at your school, you do not count against the numbers or scholarship limits (so Texas Softball gets Miranda Elish back, and pays her scholarship, but it does not count against the 12.5 allotted to softball).  If you transferred schools, you do count against the new schools numbers and scholarship limits.  I'm going to assume it'll be like that for the fall sports, including football, which means most teams will not be accepting these transfers because it'll cost them scholarship money and a countable roster spot.

Good to know. I was thinking there needed to be a rule like that to avoid a team like Bama having a 120 scholarship roster. That seems like the best way to handle it and would make it so the 85 scholarship rule can stay in place. 

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#21515
15 hours ago, texifornia said:

By being a different personality that Daddy Brock hasn't already clashed with.

so someone Blake has never met before even in a cursory instance. 

 

 

Who could've guessed that the same Brockermeyer's who were shocked to find out that Longhorn alumni knew that Blake was the bag of dicks in this recruitment -- those same Brocks were stunned after being summarily removed from group texts and treated like the fucking lepers that they are? Shocking. You were more than warned you stupid ass luddite fuckface. 

#21516
11 minutes ago, golfclap said:

so someone Blake has never met before even in a cursory instance. 

 

 

Who could've guessed that the same Brockermeyer's who were shocked to find out that Longhorn alumni knew that Blake was the bag of dicks in this recruitment -- those same Brocks were stunned after being summarily removed from group texts and treated like the fucking lepers that they are? Shocking. You were more than warned you stupid ass luddite fuckface. 

So have we said "fuck blake" yet today?

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#21518
8 minutes ago, golfclap said:

so someone Blake has never met before even in a cursory instance. 

 

 

Who could've guessed that the same Brockermeyer's who were shocked to find out that Longhorn alumni knew that Blake was the bag of dicks in this recruitment -- those same Brocks were stunned after being summarily removed from group texts and treated like the fucking lepers that they are? Shocking. You were more than warned you stupid ass luddite fuckface. 

I think Kristy divorces Blake, moves the family to Austin, all three sons play for Texas, gets the marriage annulled so it never existed, Kristy marries Jai Valai, and Blake is a quality control coach at SMU 

#21519
1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

So have we said "fuck blake" yet today?

 

1 minute ago, golfclap said:

I know I have. 

New page. 

 

Fuck the Brocks.

#21520

AT DKR GATE

"Ticket, please."

"Uh, I'm Blake.  Heh heh."

"Hi, Blake.  Ticket, please."

Herman, watching from afar, "Bwahahaha ... "

#21521
1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

So he's eliminating Texas because he thinks LJ is committing to the good guys?  

Interesting.  He's just coming off his visit with ou.  Perhaps ou has told him LJ is in.  Roach has hinted that LJ committing to Texas would basically make this an easy decision for Camar.  Guessing his top 2 will by ou and smu.  

Now just need to make sure LJ is in fact 100% bought in.  LSU and UGA both think he's theirs if they push.  Don't know how true this is but apparently UGA wouldn't take his commitment as they are waiting for another RB they have higher on their board.  

#21524

Here’s my worry, as a fuccboi: Wheaton goes ou because we have LJ. Then Georgia decides they want LJ and they flip him. And Wheaton is already living the horns down life. And we have to take the rb from Austin high. 

#21526
5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Here’s my worry, as a fuccboi: Wheaton goes ou because we have LJ. Then Georgia decides they want LJ and they flip him. And Wheaton is already living the horns down life. And we have to take the rb from Austin high. 

Don't be a pussy. LJ will not flip. Texas is better then Georgia. Start thinking like an alpha. 

#21527

The LJ Georgia thing came from a Michigan mod who looked like he might have been talking out of his ass, right? 

#21528
3 minutes ago, Fud said:

The LJ Georgia thing came from a Michigan mod who looked like he might have been talking out of his ass, right? 

Yeah, think you're right, may have been Steve Lorenz.  (I posted the note a few days ago, if anyone cares.)

#21529
10 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Don't be a pussy. LJ will not flip. Texas is better then Georgia. Start thinking like an alpha. 

I’ll start thinking like one when the program  starts playing like one. 

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#21530

Carl DM me, I think it’s time to release that memoir we’ve been talking about. 

From Woo to Fuccboi: The Rise and Fall of Glizzy Carl

#21532
30 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Here’s my worry, as a fuccboi: Wheaton goes ou because we have LJ. Then Georgia decides they want LJ and they flip him. And Wheaton is already living the horns down life. And we have to take the rb from Austin high. 

 

#21533
14 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Yeah, think you're right, may have been Steve Lorenz.  (I posted the note a few days ago, if anyone cares.)

Which he created because he wants OU to back the fuck off of Donovan Edwards. Ergo, LJ traction to UT means Wheaton is more likely to OU and the competition for Edwards declines.

4D chess.

Man, I wish our $9.95 gave a shit about helping the program.

By the way, FCB... and Blake Brock too.

#21534
37 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Georgia has a high rated RB commit.

That doesn't stop them. They have the unique ability to pay 2-3 high caliber RBs every cycle.

#21536

While OU getting Camar while we get LJ is worse for us on a "shit, I don't want to play that guy" level, aggy getting iced out in-state once again is both hilarious and useful.

#21538
1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Alabama is going to be the other team in the top 2 for Camar with OU

Perhaps he could stay committed to OU until about 5 seconds before signing day and then flip to Bama. 

#21539

I'm not going to say that Camar Wheaton flipping from OU to Bama to join Jase McClellan 1 year later would make me absolutely die from laughter but I'm not going to say it wouldn't either. 

 

#21540
4 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Perhaps he could stay committed to OU until about 5 seconds before signing day and then flip to Bama. 

And AFTER they help get this done - fuck the Brockermeyers!

#21542
2 minutes ago, golfclap said:

I'm not going to say that Camar Wheaton flipping from OU to Bama to join Jase McClellan 1 year later would make me absolutely die from laughter but I'm not going to say it wouldn't either. 

 

Channeling your inner Mike Roach, we see.

#21543
6 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Channeling your inner Mike Roach, we see.

I'm not comfortable yet putting my crystal ball in for Colt McCoy but I do like where Texas is in his recruitment. Right now. With my ear to the streets. 

#21544
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’ll start thinking like one when the program  starts playing like one. 

Yea, our recent on field play against Georgia has been pretty fucking beta

#21545
Carl DM me, I think it’s time to release that memoir we’ve been talking about. 
From Woo to Fuccboi: The Rise and Fall of Glizzy Carl



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#21550
Just now, HtownHorn said:

Lulz, Rivals isn't even hiding their OU bias anymore.

they don't even let the fact that 247 was the one covering the summit get in the way

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