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#21804
28 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

4A RGV doesn't play D, ese.

You don’t disrespect the mighty Port Isabel Tarpons with that non-sense.

And wow. Never thought Armendarez would be the guy to even get on the radar of a UT coach. He’s a dynamic athlete but I feel like AJ Gonzaque is the much better ATH prospect out of the 2021 class down there. Better size & played against much better comp. Has also shown out at some statewide 7on7 tourneys. But whatever gets more dudes noticed down there is good in my book. 

#21809
1 minute ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Negged because that’s racist as fuck and signing your username is fucking stupid

Snowflake gonna snowflake 

#21810
2 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Negged because that’s racist as fuck and signing your username is fucking stupid

The guy has a burrito as his photo, could be his cousin being a fag.

#21811
4 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Negged because that’s racist as fuck and signing your username is fucking stupid

Seriously? That name is hard to spell. Chill the fuck out.

#21814
5 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Negged because that’s racist as fuck and signing your username is fucking stupid

As a resident surly black man I can  confidently say that name is needlessly hard to spell. I agree however that signing your name is stupid.  

#21815
3 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

As a resident surly black man I can  confidently say that name is needlessly hard to spell. I agree however that signing your name is stupid.  

Fair then. Maybe political climate got my hackles up.  But I think we can all agree that signing your name is stupid.
 

Mea Culpa.

#21816
8 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

 

Moi? I’m an asshole who follows recruiting. Welcome to surly 

and agreed in sig although think he has been doing that since at least hf days. I give him and Bernard a pass on that..

Edited by achooloco

#21817
12 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Moi? I’m an asshole who follows recruiting. Welcome to surly 

and agreed in sig although think he has been doing that since at least hf days. I give him and Bernard a pass on that..

I'm thinking maybe all the way back to the Billy Bob's 360 page.  Or whatever that was.  

#21818
21 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Just catching up today. Seems like quite a bit of day drinking going on. You blockheads better pull it together quick. Austin Peay is on soon.

Drinking leads to Peaying.  

Seems about right.

#21821
12 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Drinking leads to Peaying.  

Seems about right.

 

7 minutes ago, cafe society said:

LET'S GO PEAY! LET'S GO PEAY!

 

#21823
19 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

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Mike at Night:  Weekend visitor 

—Highland Park OT Jack Leyrer was originally slated to take a self-guided visit today. He’s changed it to tomorrow and will make his way to Austin with the family. As we’ve discussed, Texas can’t have any face to face meetings on the trip, but they will have an advantage with Leyrer they didn’t have with any other guys who made visits. Leyrer has former teammates Paxton Anderson and Prince Dorbah already enrolled at Texas. In fact, Leyrer said the two have been on him since the Longhorns offered. Since they have a pre-existing relationship, they can act as campus guides for the three-star offensive tackle. We will follow up with sources and have something on Leyrer over the weekend.

 

 

Any update on today's visit for Leyrer??

Edited by LTtxfan

#21824

Per IT, Shemar Turner was supposed to take a weekend visit to College Station but cancelled as of yesterday. May have gone east to visit one of his other SEC finalists but haven't seen an update on that yet.

#21828
1 hour ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Negged because that’s racist as fuck and signing your username is fucking stupid

lulz.  you got CHIEF’d

signing your name is awesome.  and he’s the only one that can do it. 

#21832
1 hour ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Fair then. Maybe political climate got my hackles up.  But I think we can all agree that signing your name is stupid.
 

Mea Culpa.

Shut the fuck up or grow a pair

Jesus

#21838
Fair then. Maybe political climate got my hackles up.  But I think we can all agree that signing your name is stupid.
 
Mea Culpa.
Listen here, Mr Culpa, we don't want you bringing your politics in to 995.
#21841
42 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

I for one love big fat pussy so how is that a bad thing?

Vic Mackey sock confirmed.

 

 

Edited by Sgt. Slaughter
Too much Vic

#21842
45 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

I for one love big fat pussy so how is that a bad thing?

i got some cutty last night that was fat & wet 

god it felt great trying out new wap 

#21844
3 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

i got some cutty last night that was fat & wet 

god it felt great trying out new wap 

Carl coming back to Surly like..

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#21846
6 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

i got some cutty last night that was fat & wet 

god it felt great trying out new wap 

 

21 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Speak English

Cutty is ass/anal.

#21848
1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Well that would make the wap pretty irrelevant, wouldn't it

Yeah, I think it was a secondary point unless waps are nose plugs.

#21850
7 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

i got some cutty last night that was fat & wet 

god it felt great trying out new wap 

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