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#22051
6 minutes ago, tokamak said:


Even if they all got matching Bama neck tattoos and called Herman’s mother a whore to his face, we gotta keep recruiting them because of how badly we need tackles in particular.

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#22056

Can't wait to see McCutchin get bodied in the EZ for TDs in Dallas... but then I realize, he probably hits the portal within a year being on campus in Norman..  All bark, no bite.

#22057
8 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Also need an Odysseus that plays on the other side of the ball.

Now you just sound like a Homer. 

#22058
8 hours ago, markstanco said:
9 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:
for the page,
 
FUCK the brocks

Is there absolutely zero chance going forward for them? Did they burn bridges? No idea, I just keep hearing this.

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#22060
10 hours ago, tokamak said:


Even if they all got matching Bama neck tattoos and called Herman’s mother a whore to his face, we gotta keep recruiting them because of how badly we need tackles in particular.

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#22061
15 hours ago, texifornia said:

The later update was that LJ doesn't have a brother and the guy was making a ~*hilarious*~ joke about Zach Evans' brother being all over team boards last year.

I'm not a member of that site or any site, but I hope they roasted that dude.

#22063
17 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

I for one hope we make LJ Johnson's Top 1, and that he releases it with a nice TFB video or a sick Hayes Faucet edit.

 

You got it.

 

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#22065
1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

These puns are unbearable. Please don't Eggememnon.  

Everyone knows that painful and obscure puns are the Achiiles' heel of this board.

#22066
5 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Everyone knows that painful and obscure puns are the Achiiles' heel of this board.

 

Rather that, than a bunch of Ra Ra guys.

#22067
14 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Rather that, than a bunch of Ra Ra guys.

Wrong period of classical antiquity, dumbass.  Let me guess, your only response is, "It's all Greek to me!"

#22068
30 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Everyone knows that painful and obscure puns are the Achiiles' heel of this board.

The thread that launched a thousand pages 

#22069
12 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Wrong period of classical antiquity, dumbass.  Let me guess, your only response is, "It's all Greek to me!"

Here's some Greek for you ... Sphinxfid54!

Sphynx cat with middle finger rude cat Women's Crewneck Sweatshirt |  Spreadshirt

 

#22072
Just now, Reese Bennett said:

Let's not hector the posters who don't know Greek history. 

But they're Telemaching me crazy!

#22075
2 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

I think everyone needs to Troy harder.

Tread carefully lest you be Faust by your own petard.

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#22076
Just now, cafe society said:

Tread carefully lest you be Faust by your own petard.

The dude who went Egyptian god was closer than this renaissance-era German legend. 

 

#22078
7 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

The dude who went Egyptian god was closer than this renaissance-era German legend. 

 

In response to the repeated references to Helen and Troy.  Lighten up, Francis.

#22079
12 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Didnt realize sticking to Greek puns was going to be such a Herculean task. 

Given the average IQ of the board, it was a feta compli*

 

*This is a Greek pun. Do not, under any circumstances, start cheese puns.

#22081
5 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Given the average IQ of the board, it was a feta compli*

 

*This is a Greek pun. Do not, under any circumstances, start cheese puns.

Not with this uncultured lot

#22083
18 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Given the average IQ of the board, it was a feta compli*

 

*This is a Greek pun. Do not, under any circumstances, start cheese puns.

Glad to hear someone bring a fraiche take to the board.

#22087
53 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Given the average IQ of the board, it was a feta compli*

 

*This is a Greek pun. Do not, under any circumstances, start cheese puns.

Gouda you to be the first

#22090
1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Didnt realize sticking to Greek puns was going to be such a Herculean task. 

Respect must be urned. 

#22091
1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Didnt realize sticking to Greek puns was going to be such a Herculean task. 

roman, not greek. 

#22095
1 minute ago, Foosters said:

Did you hear what Rome said about Greece?

greece is the time, is the place, is the motion; greece is the way we are feeling

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