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#23201
meh o line recruiting doesnt really matter in the end
if all else fails you can just go to an air raid & dink & dunk passes can replace the run game 
you dont need 5* o lineman to pass block for 2 seconds 
 

Come on Carl, this is a bad take, but if this is what it takes to land elite skill position talent I’m willing to run with this narrative.
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#23202
43 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

meh o line recruiting doesnt really matter in the end

if all else fails you can just go to an air raid & dink & dunk passes can replace the run game 

you dont need 5* o lineman to pass block for 2 seconds 

 

You're avatar is making me very uncomfortable.

#23203
51 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

meh o line recruiting doesnt really matter in the end

if all else fails you can just go to an air raid & dink & dunk passes can replace the run game 

you dont need 5* o lineman to pass block for 2 seconds 

 

I don't know why but I thought you were better than this. Shave you faux hawk, log back into your real screen name and quit the charade. This joke is tired and stale now.

#23204
28 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

I don't know why but I thought you were better than this. Shave you faux hawk, log back into your real screen name and quit the charade. This joke is tired and stale now.

bruh stfu

the order of recruiting importance is as follows 

qb>dline>lbs>dbs>wrs>k>p>oline>rb

#23205
38 minutes ago, elguapo said:

You're avatar is making me very uncomfortable.

Yeah he changed it back to the super offputting domestic violence one now that his posts are bad again maybe?

Edited by texifornia

#23206
1 hour ago, hornfromdallas said:

meh o line recruiting doesnt really matter in the end

if all else fails you can just go to an air raid & dink & dunk passes can replace the run game 

you dont need 5* o lineman to pass block for 2 seconds 

 

Go On Popcorn GIF by swerk

#23207
6 hours ago, Mason Ramsey said:

Fuck The Brockermeyers :)

This should be the thread title for discussing legacy recruits going anywhere but Texas.

#23208
17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yeah he changed it back to the super offputting domestic violence one now that his posts are bad again maybe?

the girl is smiling.  don’t kink-shame her you chauvinist asshole.  

#23209
13 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

This should be the thread title for discussing legacy recruits going anywhere but Texas.

Better be a short fucking thread.

#23210
21 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

This should be the thread title for discussing legacy recruits going anywhere but Texas.

Should be the site header until after we’re done with the bama series.

They’re going to run down here with some dumbfuck shirt that supports both schools....I hope they get the treatment they deserve.

Edited by Goodman

#23214
2 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

meh o line recruiting doesnt really matter in the end

if all else fails you can just go to an air raid & dink & dunk passes can replace the run game 

you dont need 5* o lineman to pass block for 2 seconds 

 

Yep.  If there's anything to be learned from Ndomakang Suh through today it's that OL recruiting doesn't matter

#23216
10 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Yep.  If there's anything to be learned from Ndomakang Suh through today it's that OL recruiting doesn't matter

I guess it doesn’t matter.  we had the baby faced minister anchoring that line and we still won the conference, not suh.  cogito ergo sum, o-line recruiting doesn’t matter. 

#23217
2 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

meh o line recruiting doesnt really matter in the end

if all else fails you can just go to an air raid & dink & dunk passes can replace the run game 

you dont need 5* o lineman to pass block for 2 seconds

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#23218
24 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Yep.  If there's anything to be learned from Ndomakang Suh through today it's that OL recruiting doesn't matter

yea youre never going to see a suh type of dl player in the big12 ever again 

texas faces low 3 star / 2 star/ unraked dl for the entire conference schedule 

#23219
2 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

yea youre never going to see a suh type of dl player in the big12 ever again 

texas faces low 3 star / 2 star/ unraked dl for the entire conference schedule 

Texas isn't going to face him, but Alfred Collins may very well become a "suh type of dl player in the big12"

#23220
5 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

yea youre never going to see a suh type of dl player in the big12 ever again 

texas faces low 3 star / 2 star/ unraked dl for the entire conference schedule 

So we'll just end up like OU if we ever make it to the playoff?

#23221
4 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Texas isn't going to face him, but Alfred Collins may very well become a "suh type of dl player in the big12"

yea bruh thats what i meant texas will never face a team with a legit dl in the big12

the dlineman of the year in the big12 was a yt boy from waco 

texas could field a line full of cameron hughes & win the big12  with the skill positions being better than everyone elses 

#23222
12 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

yea youre never going to see a suh type of dl player in the big12 ever again 

texas faces low 3 star / 2 star/ unraked dl for the entire conference schedule 

Welp you've convinced me.

#23223
5 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

yea bruh thats what i meant texas will never face a team with a legit dl in the big12

the dlineman of the year in the big12 was a yt boy from waco 

texas could field a line full of cameron hughes & win the big12  with the skill positions being better than everyone elses 

I think we tried that during Charlie's tenure

#23226
41 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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#triggered

Thanks, asshole. Now I have to go drink my feelings away.

Why don't you go ahead and post a .gif of Colt getting hurt, Gideon dropping the INT, or Crabtree breaking free.

Edited by MuellerHorn

#23227
38 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Texas isn't going to face him, but Alfred Collins may very well become a "suh type of dl player in the big12"

we all love collins but this just isn’t a good take. 

#23228
6 minutes ago, futureman said:

we all love collins but this just isn’t a good take. 

Shitty take indeed. He’s nowhere near Suh - he’s got a Bruce Smith/Reggie White floor.  

#23229
6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Shitty take indeed. He’s nowhere near Suh - he’s got a Bruce Smith/Reggie White floor.  

I think we already established that prime lawrence taylor was a poor man’s alf collins. 

#23235
13 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

If somebody made an all time CFB All American team, Suh would deserve strong consideration for 1st team on that team

Steve Emtman shit bigger than Suh.  

#23236
1 hour ago, futureman said:

we all love collins but this just isn’t a good take. 

First off, I didn't proclaim that it is inevitable that Collins' career will turn into Suh's.

Secondly, Suh didn't do shit until his third year in Lincoln. Barring injury, Collins will be a monster force his junior year. Whether he is Suh is yet to be seen.

Year
Team
GP
GS
TT
Solo
Ast
TFL
Sack
PDef
INT
FF
FR
Hurr
BK
TD
2005 Nebraska 2 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2006 Nebraska 14 0 19 12 7 7 0 1 1 0 2 0 0
2007 Nebraska 12 11 34 22 12 6 1 2 0 0 0 4 1 0
2008 Nebraska 13 13 76 39 37 16 3 2 1 0 7 2 2
2009 Nebraska 14 14 85 52 33 20½ 12 10 1 1 0 28 3 0
Career Totals 55 38 215 125 90 49½ 24 15 4 3 0 41 6 2
#23237
1 hour ago, MuellerHorn said:

Why don't you go ahead and post a .gif of Colt getting hurt, Gideon dropping the INT, or Crabtree breaking free.

Refractory period, imo

Edited by Viper

#23238
11 hours ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

We'd beat out all the other 39 offers he has including Harvard, Princeton, and Yale.

My father loves Texas (state and school) but let me tell you just how fast my Dad would have whooped that ass if I told him I wanted to go to Texas over Harvard/Princeton/Yale lol

#23239
9 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Fuck the Brockermeyers would be a good thread title for 2023 recruiting. Or we can rename the 2021 thread title.

Girl Why Dont We Have Both GIF

#23240
8 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

Texas isn't going to face him, but Alfred Collins may very well become a "suh type of dl player in the big12"

Suh's rivals recruiting picture is pretty hilarious, dude was listed at 6'4", 280# DT (top 50 national recruit which i didn't remember at all)

kxzaykf0ibjznkf3cb9v and 247 profile: 6037034.jpg?fit=crop&width=100

 

vs Collins who is a 6'5", 284# (per 247) DE

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Alfred Collins is going to be a fucking beast

  

7 hours ago, cmontexas said:

If somebody made an all time CFB All American team, Suh would deserve strong consideration for 1st team on that team


Off the top of my head, I can't think of a more dominant DT of the last 30? years

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side note, the guy has earned almost $156m in NFL dollars (fined $681k lol) and evidently represents himself - no agent

 

Edited by NoName

#23241
13 minutes ago, NoName said:

Suh's rivals recruiting picture is pretty hilarious, dude was listed at 6'4", 280# DT (top 50 national recruit which i didn't remember at all)

kxzaykf0ibjznkf3cb9v and 247 profile: 6037034.jpg?fit=crop&width=100

 

vs Collins who is a 6'5", 284# (per 247) DE

9591452.jpg?fit=crop&width=100

Alfred Collins is going to be a fucking beast

  


Off the top of my head, I can't think of a more dominant DT of the last 30? years

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side note, the guy has earned almost $156m in NFL dollars (fined $681k lol) and evidently represents himself - no agent

 

He’d be an easy guy to cheer for if he hadn’t repeatedly shown himself to be a piece of shit. 

#23242
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

He’d be an easy guy to cheer for if he hadn’t repeatedly shown himself to be a piece of shit. 

don’t be such a pussy. 

#23243
1 hour ago, NoName said:

My father loves Texas (state and school) but let me tell you just how fast my Dad would have whooped that ass if I told him I wanted to go to Texas over Harvard/Princeton/Yale lol

you’d be spending a hell of a lot of money to go to harvard when you could get a pretty goddamn good degree in austin for nothing.  

#23244
8 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

First off, I didn't proclaim that it is inevitable that Collins' career will turn into Suh's.

Secondly, Suh didn't do shit until his third year in Lincoln. Barring injury, Collins will be a monster force his junior year. Whether he is Suh is yet to be seen.

Year
Team
GP
GS
TT
Solo
Ast
TFL
Sack
PDef
INT
FF
FR
Hurr
BK
TD
2005 Nebraska 2 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2006 Nebraska 14 0 19 12 7 7 0 1 1 0 2 0 0
2007 Nebraska 12 11 34 22 12 6 1 2 0 0 0 4 1 0
2008 Nebraska 13 13 76 39 37 16 3 2 1 0 7 2 2
2009 Nebraska 14 14 85 52 33 20½ 12 10 1 1 0 28 3 0
Career Totals 55 38 215 125 90 49½ 24 15 4 3 0 41 6 2

How did he play 5 years before the 4 game redshirt rule?  Did he have a medical redshirt?

#23247
11 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

First off, I didn't proclaim that it is inevitable that Collins' career will turn into Suh's.

Secondly, Suh didn't do shit until his third year in Lincoln. Barring injury, Collins will be a monster force his junior year. Whether he is Suh is yet to be seen.

Year
Team
GP
GS
TT
Solo
Ast
TFL
Sack
PDef
INT
FF
FR
Hurr
BK
TD
2005 Nebraska 2 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2006 Nebraska 14 0 19 12 7 7 0 1 1 0 2 0 0
2007 Nebraska 12 11 34 22 12 6 1 2 0 0 0 4 1 0
2008 Nebraska 13 13 76 39 37 16 3 2 1 0 7 2 2
2009 Nebraska 14 14 85 52 33 20½ 12 10 1 1 0 28 3 0
Career Totals 55 38 215 125 90 49½ 24 15 4 3 0 41 6 2

It takes a few years for the steroid program to really take affect.

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