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(Mike Roach) Performers of the week: Which commits and targets stood out?

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High school football has been playing at the small school level for the last three weeks, and the higher levels are set to begin their seasons this week. Still, a few Texas commits and targets are well into their seasons and showing great performances on the field. Each week, we will be profiling performances from the star commits and targets who showed their stuff on Thursday and Friday nights around the country. Here are the three stars of the week.

Jonathon Brooks, RB, Hallettsville (2021)

Stats: 12 carries, 256 yards for four touchdowns

Brooks has been on a tear this season. The Texas commit hasn’t needed many carries to make an impact, and that continued this week. Averaging over 21 yards per carry, Brooks was impressive last Friday as he showed his usual blend of vision and instinctive running. Brooks’ frame is filling out, and he’s showing excellent burst to and through the hole. Brooks continues to show off dominant ability against small school competition, and he’s headed for a strong senior season as Hallettsville looks to make a deep run.

Brenen Thompson, ATH, Spearman (2022)

Stats: 152 yards rushing, 2 touchdowns, 69 receiving yards, 1 touchdown, 1 pick six.

Thompson does it all at the small school level, and he showed that off by scoring on the ground, as a receiver and on defense. Thompson is known as one of the fastest prospects in the state of Texas regardless of class, and that makes him hard to stop at the small school level. Not only does Thompson show off strong straight-line speed, but he also shows incredible quickness in small spaces to separate. Thompson can do a little bit of everything, but he’s probably best used as a do it all slot-back in college.

Rueben Owens, RB, El Campo (2023)

Stats: 14 carries, 175 yards, 3 touchdowns

Owens is one of the best 2023 prospects in the country, and his 364 yards and 6 touchdowns through three games as part of a platoon proves that. Owens shows pristine feet and vision, and he hits the hole with a bang. A gliding runner who changes gears effortlessly, Owens is growing into a superstar running back with big play ability best fit in a spread offense. His time playing in a two-back system will also help keep the miles off of him early in his career.

 

#23262
1 hour ago, Getafix said:

Dis be good (the reactions, I mean).

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Haven't we heard this "Let's see how Texas does against OU" before? We all know how that recruitment turned out.

#23266

HankScorpio probably playing a role in reconnecting him with the Texas staff here, somehow to the detriment of his own son.

#23267
1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

The team hosted RDC. There was apparently some sessions scheduled around how to build your personal brand, prepping the younger guys for NIL

For the olds, this is a bfd

 

 

awesome man, love those guys. can't wait for the next anime house

#23268
49 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

Haven't we heard this "Let's see how Texas does against OU" before? We all know how that recruitment turned out.

Exactly. Why chase the chick you know is just messing with you? This kid coming to Texas would be totally shocking to me. And even if he did, him staying would be just as big a shock. I don't see it.  

#23270
1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

The team hosted RDC. There was apparently some sessions scheduled around how to build your personal brand, prepping the younger guys for NIL

For the olds, this is a bfd

 

 

I'll have to agree with Tope. All their videos are pretty damn funny. Especially the Lebron ones. 

#23272
42 minutes ago, futureman said:

@Harvdog what’s the inside scoop?

After getting some distance from the situation, Tunmise now thinks his schoolmates dad was just trying to mentor him and wasn't fostering some sort of sicko codependency to live vicariously through him and possibly molest him....

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Unfortunately, Tunmise is very, very wrong... 

 

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#23273
6 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

I vote for changing the tread title "Texas Recruiting Notes 2021 - Fuck the Brocks"

I tried to do that a few weeks ago, but I guess you can't change thread titles after so long.

#23275

you dumbasses need to cool it with the “fuck the brocks” stuff.  it’s gonna make it awkward when they flip to UT in a couple months. 

#23276
57 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Harvdog with the long game. I’m in to watch the meltdown.

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#23279
10 minutes ago, futureman said:

you dumbasses need to cool it with the “fuck the brocks” stuff.  it’s gonna make it awkward when they flip to UT in a couple months. 

Is that before or after Evans and Waddle portal to Texas?

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#23280
7 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

@Hank Scorpio can your son Laramie give us any info on this Tunmise update or is he still head first in a trash can???

With many schools online learning only, it’s  all cyber bullying these days. 

#23283
16 hours ago, cmontexas said:

If somebody made an all time CFB All American team, Suh would deserve strong consideration for 1st team on that team

It is a well known fact that Suh ate Grant Wistrom on alumni day his Sophomore year. He was reverse double teaming linemen his last 2 years. Why does nobody bring this up?

#23285
12 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

@satyanash are your a pawg? r u a female or do any females post in the recruiting section? anyone want to chat with me in messages (girls only)

PM sent. 

#23287
19 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

@satyanash are your a pawg? r u a female or do any females post in the recruiting section? anyone want to chat with me in messages (girls only)

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#23292
45 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

@satyanash are your a pawg? r u a female or do any females post in the recruiting section? anyone want to chat with me in messages (girls only)

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#23294
1 hour ago, hornfromdallas said:

@satyanash are your a pawg? r u a female or do any females post in the recruiting section? anyone want to chat with me in messages (girls only)

 

Oh no, PM's Coming In...

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#23295
1 hour ago, hornfromdallas said:

@satyanash are your a pawg? r u a female or do any females post in the recruiting section? anyone want to chat with me in messages (girls only)

This is awkward.  The names I've referred to Satya by, Bloody Gash, for example... well, I've never actually said that to a female before.  Should I feel bad now?

#23296
26 minutes ago, cafe society said:

This is awkward.  The names I've referred to Satya by, Bloody Gash, for example... well, I've never actually said that to a female before.  Should I feel bad now?

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#23298
2 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

@satyanash are your a pawg? r u a female or do any females post in the recruiting section? anyone want to chat with me in messages (girls only)

you are so fucking creepy.  quit being such a fuccboi and stick your glizzy in an outlet

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#23299

Does anyone actually think Satya is a woman? That’s ridiculous. Just because he constantly complains, second guesses every decision, can’t understand the points people make, is always scared and worried about nothing...

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