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#28901
Just now, UncleBuck said:

You're not wrong about the second part, but the stanford hat is just as tucked behind a picture frame as the Texas one. 

Yeah but he is right handed so its natural to reach across the body and snag the Stanford hat. To grab the Texas one he would have to either reach over or weirdly snake his arm around the frame. 

 

On a side note it is fucking amazing to actually care enough about this program again to be analyzing how some non-critical recruit may or not may not have positioned his hats 

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#28902

If he stands up to announce then he can grab any of them. You guys are like Inspector Gadget and shit with this stuff.

#28905
Just now, nycHorn said:

If he stands up to announce then he can grab any of them. You guys are like Inspector Gadget and shit with this stuff.

Sir, #HatScience is the tip of the fucking iceberg on here when it comes to inspecting shit. You must be new here. 

#28906
3 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

 

Wonderful news 

incorrect. The Stanford hat is new, but looks like it's been worn. He obviously tried it on before to make sure it fit and/or has been wearing it already in private.

#28909
Just now, UncleBuck said:

Sir, #HatScience is the tip of the fucking iceberg on here when it comes to inspecting shit. You must be new here. 

Anyone know if he is left handed? Odds are that he would not cross his body when reaching for a hat.

#28910
Just now, UncleBuck said:

Sir, #HatScience is the tip of the fucking iceberg on here when it comes to inspecting shit. You must be new here. 

These fucking rookies 

#28918

Will he be the one who picks Stanford but continuously has doubts an then changes his pick 2 hours later cause he wants to stay home??  Seems like we have one of those each year.

#28919
Just now, Thiefery said:

wonder how many Longhorn fans are streaming this compared to die hard cardinal fans?

Does any fan of stanford even know who he is?

#28922
Just now, UncleBuck said:

Does any fan of stanford even know who he is?

Stanford doesnt have any fans.  Look at their crowds in normal times.  They struggle to get 30k unless its SC, Cal or ND...and then 80% of the crowd is the road team

#28923
Just now, Zhorn96 said:

Stanford doesnt have any fans.  Look at their crowds in normal times.  They struggle to get 30k unless its SC, Cal or ND...and then 80% of the crowd is the road team

And that team sucks ass. Shaw has run the program back into the ground.

#28925
1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

And that team sucks ass. Shaw has run the program back into the ground.

agree, they are well past their peak.  Like a 40 year old porn star who is making the rounds at the Adult Megaplex and promises to fuck one of the 6 dudes who show up for an autograph

#28926
Just now, Machinator said:

Uke's choice was spolled on Donald Hawkins' live stream.

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Ah well. They just gotta keep vulturing a Texas OL every year.

What a miserable fucking OL class, yeesh.

#28928
Just now, Machinator said:

Uke's choice was spolled on Donald Hawkins' live stream.

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Fuck Stanford.  Enjoy Taco Bell U, Uke

#28929
Just now, Machinator said:

Uke's choice was spolled on Donald Hawkins' live stream.

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#28931

Has Texas ever beat Stanford for an OL recruit?

Always seems that the OL kids that are looking between Stanford and Texas always go tree as ultimately academics win out.

#28933
2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Uke's choice was spolled on Donald Hawkins' live stream.

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Puts a bow on the worst OL class we've brought in in a very long time. 😓

#28934
1 minute ago, Zhorn96 said:

Stanford doesnt have any fans.  Look at their crowds in normal times.  They struggle to get 30k unless its SC, Cal or ND...and then 80% of the crowd is the road team

the lord of the rings pippin GIF

Most of their fans are fans of the mascot rather than the football and arrive fairly late

#28935

Still looking for any of these retired stanford players who are doing shit they couldn't have done with a Texas education. Oh the fuck well. EAD, Stanford. 

#28941
Just now, thepop said:

How did he spoil it? Good job Donald 

Someone asked him if he was disappointed on the live stream. He replied, "a little bit."

#28942
Just now, UncleBuck said:

Still looking for any of these retired stanford players who are doing shit they couldn't have done with a Texas education. Oh the fuck well. EAD, Stanford. 

Exactly. When have any of these guys landed an elite job straight out of school due to picking Stanford?

#28945
1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Someone asked him if he was disappointed on the live stream. He replied, "a little bit."

I think that was Uke's mom

#28948
2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

I think that was Uke's mom

Wait, Satya is the one bringing the sunshine???

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