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On 4/28/2021 at 2:17 PM, Blackcat00 said:

Epps accepted his performance and the writing was on the wall. I've seen worse at the position. Wish him well and he now holds one hell of a degree. 

Yeah, that watered-down HR degree will really take him places.

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Yeah, that watered-down HR degree will really take him places.

If only he had sprung for economics, right? 

1 hour ago, Eggo said:

If only he had sprung for economics, right? 

finance/accounting/economics triple major threat

Edited by Bevo14

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22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Yeah, that watered-down HR degree will really take him places.

so we've reduced ourselves to shitting on UT degrees. he didn't work out in football. but he is forever a UT graduate. no need to shit on that.

 

23 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Yeah, that watered-down HR degree will really take him places.

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On 5/15/2021 at 9:44 PM, Machinator said:

 

 

On 5/18/2021 at 4:23 PM, Machinator said:

 

Wait, did the bot post the same tweet 3 days apart, and no one here noticed or questioned it? There's a malfunctioning AI on the loose here, people, we're all going to need to sharpen up and watch our six. 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Wait, did the bot post the same tweet 3 days apart, and no one here noticed or questioned it? There's a malfunctioning AI on the loose here, people, we're all going to need to sharpen up and watch our six. 

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Wait, did the bot post the same tweet 3 days apart, and no one here noticed or questioned it? There's a malfunctioning AI on the loose here, people, we're all going to need to sharpen up and watch our six. 

 

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1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 


He's all sunshine.

Even his 247 photo looks like he's about to crack up.

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He's trying to look tough and serious, but I swear he looks like he's seconds away from just dying laughing.

 

31 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

He should have a big ass skoal dip in his lips 

He might. I have a sneaky uncle and you can never tell. He doesn’t spit. 

2 minutes ago, Droopy said:

He might. I have a sneaky uncle and you can never tell. He doesn’t spit. 

Your uncle doesn't spit, huh? To each his own, I guess.

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33 minutes ago, Droopy said:

He might. I have a sneaky uncle and you can never tell. He doesn’t spit. 

That's how I am. My wife says it's disgusting, but I've been doing it since I was 18. Nasty habit that I do not recommend,

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Nahlin was saying his dad is a pasture or something.

 

We know what we need to do...

Put a cow on him?

49 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Nahlin was saying his dad is a pastor or something.

 

We know what we need to do...

Build a church people!

2 hours ago, Fud said:

Seems like a strong PWO candidate 

No senior film? 

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5 hours ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Build a church people!

The world needs a new religion: Earlianity. Earl the father, Ricky the son, and Vince the Holy Ghost. Communion will be brisket and Lone Star, candles will be all gas, baptisms will take place in a vat of Whataburger ketchup, and every priest will deliver sermons about the archangel Bijan with a DKR accent while dressed in burnt orange robes by Nike.

On 6/11/2021 at 1:50 PM, Reese Bennett said:

The world needs a new religion: Earlianity. Earl the father, Ricky the son, and Vince the Holy Ghost. Communion will be brisket and Lone Star, candles will be all gas, baptisms will take place in a vat of Whataburger ketchup, and every priest will deliver sermons about the archangel Bijan with a DKR accent while dressed in burnt orange robes by Nike.

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The new recruiting site has Worthy as a 5*. I asked Gerry who's the better prospect between Worth and Evan Stewart, and he said "Tough call. Worthy has a ton of upside"

 

 

On3's 2021 5*s

1) Caleb Williams- QB- Oklahoma
2) Jack Sawyer- EDGE- Ohio State
3) Kingsley Suamataia- OT- Oregon
4) Korey Foreman- EDGE- USC
5) Jaxson Dart- QB- USC
6) JC Latham- OT- Bama
7) Amarius Mims- OT- Georgia
8') Leonard Taylor- DL- Miami
9) Maason Smith- DL- LSU
10) Agiye Hall- WR- Bama
11) Shemar Turner- DL- A&M
12) Kool-Aid McKinstry- CB- Bama
13) Donovan Jackson- OT- Ohio State
14) Tommy Brockermeyer- OT- Bama
15) Keanu Koht- EDGE- Bama
16) Nyland Green- CB- Georgia
17) Xavier Worthy- WR- Texas
18) Kyle McCord- QB- Ohio State
19) Treyveyon Henderson- RB- Ohio State
20) Deonate Lawson- LB- Bama
21) Jahvaree Ritzie- DL- UNC
22) Clayton Smith- EDGE- OU
23) Dallas Turner- LB- Bama
24) Prince Kollie- LB- Notre Dame
25) JT Tuimoloau- EDGE- Ohio State
26) Keeshawn Silver- DL- UNC
27) Marvin Harrison- WR- Ohio State
28) Nolan Rucci- OT- Wisconsin
29) Terrion Arnold- S- Bama
30) Saivion Jones- EDGE- LSU
31) Brock Bowers- TE- Georgia
32) Lorenzo Styles- ATH- Notre Dame

Just now, Fud said:

On3's 2021 5*s

1) Caleb Williams- QB- Oklahoma
2) Jack Sawyer- EDGE- Ohio State
3) Kingsley Suamataia- OT- Oregon
4) Korey Foreman- EDGE- USC
5) Jaxson Dart- QB- USC
6) JC Latham- OT- Bama
7) Amarius Mims- OT- Georgia
8') Leonard Taylor- DL- Miami
9) Maason Smith- DL- LSU
10) Agiye Hall- WR- Bama
11) Shemar Turner- DL- A&M
12) Kool-Aid McKinstry- CB- Bama
13) Donovan Jackson- OT- Ohio State
14) Tommy Brockermeyer- OT- Bama
15) Keanu Koht- EDGE- Bama
16) Nyland Green- CB- Georgia
17) Xavier Worthy- WR- Texas
18) Kyle McCord- QB- Ohio State
19) Treyveyon Henderson- RB- Ohio State
20) Deonate Lawson- LB- Bama
21) Jahvaree Ritzie- DL- UNC
22) Clayton Smith- EDGE- OU
23) Dallas Turner- LB- Bama
24) Prince Kollie- LB- Notre Dame
25) JT Tuimoloau- EDGE- Ohio State
26) Keeshawn Silver- DL- UNC
27) Marvin Harrison- WR- Ohio State
28) Nolan Rucci- OT- Wisconsin
29) Terrion Arnold- S- Bama
30) Saivion Jones- EDGE- LSU
31) Brock Bowers- TE- Georgia
32) Lorenzo Styles- ATH- Notre Dame

No Sanders. Interesting. 

3 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

No Sanders. Interesting. 

Having a month to see how the players land on campus feels like situation ripe for a little adjustment - Worthy over his composite and Sanders below is a bit suspicious.

28 minutes ago, Fud said:

On3's 2021 5*s

1) Caleb Williams- QB- Oklahoma

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28 minutes ago, Fud said:

On3's 2021 5*s

1) Caleb Williams- QB- Oklahoma
2) Jack Sawyer- EDGE- Ohio State
3) Kingsley Suamataia- OT- Oregon
4) Korey Foreman- EDGE- USC
5) Jaxson Dart- QB- USC
6) JC Latham- OT- Bama
7) Amarius Mims- OT- Georgia
8') Leonard Taylor- DL- Miami
9) Maason Smith- DL- LSU
10) Agiye Hall- WR- Bama
11) Shemar Turner- DL- A&M
12) Kool-Aid McKinstry- CB- Bama
13) Donovan Jackson- OT- Ohio State
14) Tommy Brockermeyer- OT- Bama
15) Keanu Koht- EDGE- Bama
16) Nyland Green- CB- Georgia
17) Xavier Worthy- WR- Texas
18) Kyle McCord- QB- Ohio State
19) Treyveyon Henderson- RB- Ohio State
20) Deonate Lawson- LB- Bama
21) Jahvaree Ritzie- DL- UNC
22) Clayton Smith- EDGE- OU
23) Dallas Turner- LB- Bama
24) Prince Kollie- LB- Notre Dame
25) JT Tuimoloau- EDGE- Ohio State
26) Keeshawn Silver- DL- UNC
27) Marvin Harrison- WR- Ohio State
28) Nolan Rucci- OT- Wisconsin
29) Terrion Arnold- S- Bama
30) Saivion Jones- EDGE- LSU
31) Brock Bowers- TE- Georgia
32) Lorenzo Styles- ATH- Notre Dame

my only reaction to this list is Fuck You Tom Herman! 

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On 7/21/2021 at 10:16 AM, Fud said:

On3's 2021 5*s

1) Caleb Williams- QB- Oklahoma
2) Jack Sawyer- EDGE- Ohio State
3) Kingsley Suamataia- OT- Oregon
4) Korey Foreman- EDGE- USC
5) Jaxson Dart- QB- USC
6) JC Latham- OT- Bama
7) Amarius Mims- OT- Georgia
8') Leonard Taylor- DL- Miami
9) Maason Smith- DL- LSU
10) Agiye Hall- WR- Bama
11) Shemar Turner- DL- A&M
12) Kool-Aid McKinstry- CB- Bama
13) Donovan Jackson- OT- Ohio State
14) Tommy Brockermeyer- OT- Bama
15) Keanu Koht- EDGE- Bama
16) Nyland Green- CB- Georgia
17) Xavier Worthy- WR- Texas
18) Kyle McCord- QB- Ohio State
19) Treyveyon Henderson- RB- Ohio State
20) Deonate Lawson- LB- Bama
21) Jahvaree Ritzie- DL- UNC
22) Clayton Smith- EDGE- OU
23) Dallas Turner- LB- Bama
24) Prince Kollie- LB- Notre Dame
25) JT Tuimoloau- EDGE- Ohio State
26) Keeshawn Silver- DL- UNC
27) Marvin Harrison- WR- Ohio State
28) Nolan Rucci- OT- Wisconsin
29) Terrion Arnold- S- Bama
30) Saivion Jones- EDGE- LSU
31) Brock Bowers- TE- Georgia
32) Lorenzo Styles- ATH- Notre Dame

In all seriousness, is Shemar Turner really 5* good? 

22 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

In all seriousness, is Shemar Turner really 5* good? 

He's sec gud

On 7/21/2021 at 10:22 AM, texifornia said:

Having a month to see how the players land on campus feels like situation ripe for a little adjustment - Worthy over his composite and Sanders below is a bit suspicious.

Still can’t believe we fell into getting Worthy. 

Still can’t believe we fell into getting Worthy. 

On one hand, absolutely. On the other hand I’m a little surprised more players weren’t jumping at the opportunity to transfer into Sark’s offense.
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1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Oh look, Billy Bowman is playing nickel instead of receiver…

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Not even both ways? 

9 minutes ago, NoName said:

Not even both ways? 

Article I saw said Alex Grinch won out in an “internal struggle.”

1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Oh look, Billy Bowman is playing nickel instead of receiver…

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Who?  Never heard of her. Sounds like a volleyball player or something 

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