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#5901
50 minutes ago, art_____vandelay said:

Talked with someone close to Bryce Foster's family today. He's already announced that he'll release his top ten soon. Texas and Georgia are significantly in front of the rest of the pack in that regard. I don't recall exactly how it was worded to me but it was made pretty clear that Foster wasn't seriously considering Bama or A&M at this point, although there is still plenty of time before he commits. He'll be in attendance for the Baylor game. I obviously have nothing to back this up so if you want to disregard this feel free.

No reason for anyone to ever doubt someone named Art Vandelay.

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#5902
1 hour ago, art_____vandelay said:

Talked with someone close to Bryce Foster's family today. He's already announced that he'll release his top ten soon. Texas and Georgia are significantly in front of the rest of the pack in that regard. I don't recall exactly how it was worded to me but it was made pretty clear that Foster wasn't seriously considering Bama or A&M at this point, although there is still plenty of time before he commits. He'll be in attendance for the Baylor game. I obviously have nothing to back this up so if you want to disregard this feel free.

By chance, did you bump into them in the hallway at school?

#5907
19 hours ago, art_____vandelay said:

Talked with someone close to Bryce Foster's family today. He's already announced that he'll release his top ten soon. Texas and Georgia are significantly in front of the rest of the pack in that regard. I don't recall exactly how it was worded to me but it was made pretty clear that Foster wasn't seriously considering Bama or A&M at this point, although there is still plenty of time before he commits. He'll be in attendance for the Baylor game. I obviously have nothing to back this up so if you want to disregard this feel free.

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#5908
On 10/7/2019 at 9:54 AM, closetojumping said:

Gallimore is not a dude. He's a bully and a pussy. The minute he's punched in the gut, he wilts.

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#5910
Met Milroe. Good kid. Definitely sharp. Also much bigger than I expected. 


Yea, he’s easily 6’2-6’3. Looks small next to Hayden Conner, but who doesn’t?
#5911
5 hours ago, futureman said:

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He made what, one play that stood out the whole game?  We had a weak minded GDGD game plan which didn’t ask the question that needed to be asked.  Which is was their DL willing and able to stop 30 inside zone runs.  

#5912
31 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He made what, one play that stood out the whole game?

uh, he dominated shack for four straight quarters. 

#5915
16 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Didn’t some jackass above say foster was leaning Georgia?


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It's his double secret favorite school.

#5916
On 10/12/2019 at 6:48 PM, art_____vandelay said:

Talked with someone close to Bryce Foster's family today. He's already announced that he'll release his top ten soon. Texas and Georgia are significantly in front of the rest of the pack in that regard. I don't recall exactly how it was worded to me but it was made pretty clear that Foster wasn't seriously considering Bama or A&M at this point, although there is still plenty of time before he commits. He'll be in attendance for the Baylor game. I obviously have nothing to back this up so if you want to disregard this feel free.

 

4 hours ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

No surprises here

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#5920
40 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I mean if Art Vandelay can’t be trusted, who the fuck can be trusted?

when you're trying to import/export potato chips, but all you get is this lousy set of blueprints...

#5921
8 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

when you're trying to import/export potato chips, but all you get is this lousy set of blueprints...

swing and a miss

#5924
18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Jakelyn???

We looked at (and OU signed) Jaquayln Crawford a couple years ago. Jakelyn is the classy version.

#5925
31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We looked at (and OU signed) Jaquayln Crawford a couple years ago. Jakelyn is the classy version.

I thought the classier version was Jacqueline.

#5927

Getting ready to watch Camar Wheaton tear my alma mater apart.  Is he truly handlered out of the picture for TX?  Thought I read that somewhere.

#5928
2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Getting ready to watch Camar Wheaton tear my alma mater apart.  Is he truly handlered out of the picture for TX?  Thought I read that somewhere.

He's not out of the picture for anyone. He's just regular handler'd.

#5934
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

A handler won’t be the issue with Wheaton, whether he has one or not. 

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#5935
19 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

One more thing then I'll stop yapping.  Wheaton has had, maybe, 4 carries yet it's now 49-3 w/ 6 mins left in the 2nd qtr.

Well? Were they 4 TDs or not?

#5936
On 10/13/2019 at 12:11 PM, maninblack said:

Met Milroe. Good kid. Definitely sharp. Also much bigger than I expected. 

I guess he was wearing sweatpants 

#5940
55 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

I have heard that he's actually quite large for his size. According to some local sources, most 17 year olds are not nearly as big or strong as Conner. You've gotta think that is why the Texas coaches like him, but you never know. 

#5941
1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 

I've been sleeping in the Katy parking lot and I saw a man I call "The Mountain" walk by. I screamed "The Mountain! The Mountain!" after him as I chased him into the gym. Police on the scene inform me that he's actually OL Bryce Foster and has offers from all of the major P5 programs. I bet coach Hand would think "The Mountain" is a chip off the 'ol block! 

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#5943

Like I said, maybe four carries in the first half before I left.  I kept filming plays from the start, then deleting them because Wheaton wasn't featured.  Here's the one I got.  Good burst.

 

#5944
9 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Like I said, maybe four carries in the first half before I left.  I kept filming plays from the start, then deleting them because Wheaton wasn't featured.  Here's the one I got.  Good burst.

 

If he was the last guy in a 25 man class, I would be fine with that.

 

Also if he were the first guy in our 25 man class, I’d be fine with that. 

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