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#7752
20 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Tunmise starting the SEC run of visits while at IMG.  Visiting Florida this weekend.

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#7754
42 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Tunmise starting the SEC run of visits while at IMG.  Visiting Florida this weekend.

I think it's about time we start putting the Tunmise updates in the 2021 Non-UT recruiting thread. That bitch isn't coming here.

#7755
11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I think it's about time we start putting the Tunmise updates in the 2021 Non-UT recruiting thread. That bitch isn't coming here.

Please do not call him a "bitch."  He could be our next senator.

#7757
11 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Please do not call him a "bitch."  He could be our next senator.

He’s taking money from the sec AND the PACs now? This goes higher than Harvs son ever could have imagined.

#7758
11 minutes ago, Viper said:

So weasel ass fuckface then?

 

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

He’s taking money from the sec AND the PACs now? This goes higher than Harvs son ever could have imagined.

These are funny responses, because the first time I wrote it, I wrote "He could be our next president."  And then I was like "Naw, that's too controversial."  And then I wrote, "He could be our next Governor."  And I deleted that for the same reason.

Obviously, I ended up going with senator, but "King of NATO" was my next choice.

#7759
1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Please do not call him a "bitch."  He could be our next senator.

He would raise the class rating.

#7761
On 1/28/2020 at 8:13 PM, texifornia said:

Best water polo players on earth, too (along with Hungary). If you want size, flexibility and stamina, Balkan athletes are tough to beat.

 

Baltic athletes beat Balkin athletes. It's science.

#7762
2 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Please do not call him a "bitch."  He could be our next senator.

STATE senator

 

#7763
28 minutes ago, NoName said:

STATE senator

 

I am sorry but this political stuff is bullshit.

 

 

 

Everybody knows in the state of Texas you become an aggy because we have seen the quality of politicians they put out. 
They will vote you no matter how stupid you are. 

#7765
4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I think it's about time we start putting the Tunmise updates in the 2021 Non-UT recruiting thread. That bitch isn't coming here.

Fuuuuck that. I don't think, I want Harvdog to see everything and I doubt he reads the Non-UT thread.

#7766
22 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Jimbo was there this week as well (maybe yesterday per the PG athletics FB page)

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Seriously, what is wrong with his thumb. That's not normal. That's not even double-jointed abnormal. That looks like he broke it off in his own asshole watching a few guys from the Corner show his wife a good time. 

#7770

Tommy Brock got an LSU CB from some chick that’s a Clemson insider. Don’t think mama Brock will go for that

Edited by RGBIII

#7772
49 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Tommy Brock got an LSU CB from some chick that’s a Clemson insider. Don’t think mama Brock will go for that

She doesn't know diddley pooh.  All she knows is it's not Clemson because they cancelled the visit and James isn't offered.

#7776
3 hours ago, markstanco said:

Jimbo was there this week as well (maybe yesterday per the PG athletics FB page)

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Jimbo dresses like a vampire in skinny jeans and ostrich boots although vampires probably wear skinny jeans anyway 

Edited by mr. sunshine

#7777
3 hours ago, Shaddie said:

I am sorry but this political stuff is bullshit.

 

 

 

Everybody knows in the state of Texas you become an aggy because we have seen the quality of politicians they put out. 
They will vote you no matter how stupid you are. 


‘majority rule don’t work in mental institutions’

#7778
Jimbo dresses like a vampire in skinny jeans and ostrich boots although vampires probably wear skinny jeans anyway 
All the PG coaches with #1 finger up, except the guy with glasses. His kiddo is playing for them (scout/ST I think) and he was a coach at aTm consolidated back in the day.

But I think that is a directive from coach Josh, they typically do the #1 sign and not a school sign in social media pics.
#7779
1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

Jimbo dresses like a vampire in skinny jeans and ostrich boots although vampires probably wear skinny jeans anyway 

Anne Rice vampires do. sparkly ones also.

#7780
3 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Jimbo dresses like a vampire in skinny jeans and ostrich boots although vampires probably wear skinny jeans anyway 

My thought is how the fuck is that midget cuck a rich bastard?

#7781
7 hours ago, Scholz said:

My thought is how the fuck is that midget cuck a rich bastard?

He’s clearly the first rich dude to ever have shitty, abhorrent taste. That’s for sure. 

#7782
2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

He’s clearly the first rich dude to ever have shitty, abhorrent taste. That’s for sure. 

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#7788
Just now, Chips O'Toole said:

4D Guess Who

Now my brain is caught in a wormhole of visualizing 4D Guess Who.  The faces on the cards age?  Does time for the Guess Who cards move at the same rate as it does for us?  Is it faster?  Slower?  Can Guess Who characters get married?  Can Guess Who characters procreate?  What is the life expectancy for a Guess Who character?  Do Guess Who characters die?  And, if so, does the card just turn blank?  Or does it become a corpse?  Do Guess Who characters bury their dead?

#7793
4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

He’s clearly the first rich dude to ever have shitty, abhorrent taste. That’s for sure. 

Ha but my confusion of him being a bazillionaire master of the universe has less to do with his style (as terrible as the pullover shirt is) and more a function of his lack of stature and manliness.

#7794
1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

He's just gazillionaire Uncle Rico.

Cash poor. I suppose owning an NFL franchise is a nice asset tho

#7795
14 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Cash poor. I suppose owning an NFL franchise is a nice asset tho

The Texans distribute about $100 million in profits per year.  Those franchises print money.

Edited by Johnny Sack

#7796
1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Most franchises generate about $100 million in cash profits per year.

Most franchises can afford to put $90 million in escrow to retain Khalil Mack. But I can think of one that couldn't.

#7797
2 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Now my brain is caught in a wormhole of visualizing 4D Guess Who

Don't hurt yourself, Guess Who probably isn't the easiest game for you to grasp.

#7798
28 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Most franchises can afford to put $90 million in escrow to retain Khalil Mack. But I can think of one that couldn't.

You are confusing cap issues with being able to afford a salary.

#7799
5 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

You are confusing cap issues with being able to afford a salary.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/raiders-owner-mark-davis-lacked-funds-to-pay-khalil-mack/ar-BBMKl7h

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While the Raiders did have more than enough cap space to sign defensive end Khalil Mack, their lack of available funds on hand ultimately led to the dealing their star player to the Bears, according to ESPN's Louis Riddick.

Sure.

Anyways, wrong thread.

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