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#23654
its been done for ages he & his fam even visited texas recently to add more shots to it 

I want to believe

My glizzy is ready...
#23655
4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

He's workin...

 

"a part" of our program, motherfucker

#23658

Gerry says there's growing confidence on Mukuba picking Texas in the building, but doesn't necessarily buy it at this point.

Charles Wright went and saw Mukuba play this past Friday and it sounds like Wright told Nahlin that Mukuba was going to Clemson. He commits this week. 

#23659
8 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Gerry says there's growing confidence on Mukuba picking Texas in the building, but doesn't necessarily buy it at this point.

Charles Wright went and saw Mukuba play this past Friday and it sounds like Wright told Nahlin that Mukuba was going to Clemson. He commits this week. 

I'm sure it's going to come down to how he feels the morning before he makes the decision. He's torn and Texas has given him a lot to think about. 

#23660
10 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I'm sure it's going to come down to how he feels the morning before he makes the decision. He's torn and Texas has given him a lot to think about. 

LOL, my friend.

#23662
16 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wife?

Yes.  Thus the thot obsession. Dirty old man confirmed. 

#23664
1 hour ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I'm sure it's going to come down to how he feels the morning before he makes the decision. He's torn and Texas has given him a lot to think about. 

That or it will come down to the coin flip. That's how legitimately close it is in his mind.

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#23667
1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Gerry says there's growing confidence on Mukuba picking Texas in the building, but doesn't necessarily buy it at this point.

Charles Wright went and saw Mukuba play this past Friday and it sounds like Wright told Nahlin that Mukuba was going to Clemson. He commits this week. 

The only thing less reliable than our staff thinking they lead for a recruit is a Taylor Hamm CB to aggy. 

#23668
1 hour ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Noah Cain was torn bro! 

CRYING ON THE WAY TO THE PODIUM!

#23669
18 hours ago, NoName said:

dude literally got his first offer 2 days ago from UIW

 

also, i assume one of these is the "minute of tape" that was referenced?

 

here is a direct link to his HUDL, the highlight from his most recent game literally has 10 views as of when i am posting this

https://www.hudl.com/profile/13604082/Jelin-Samuels

Physically very impressive. Almost a Calais Campbell starter kit, but most of his highlights are him chasing people down from the backside. Would like to see him blowing up plays more on his own. 

#23670
2 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I'm sure it's going to come down to how he feels the morning before he makes the decision. He's torn and Texas has given him a lot to think about. 

Well shucks, I was hoping for a coin flip in the morning. 

#23671
32 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Physically very impressive. Almost a Calais Campbell starter kit, but most of his highlights are him chasing people down from the backside. Would like to see him blowing up plays more on his own. 

5x pro bowler and all pro selection with 89 sacks and career earnings of $120m plus - vs a dude who just got his first offer as a senior from Incarnate Word?

calm down colin jost GIF by Saturday Night Live

#23672
9 minutes ago, NoName said:

5x pro bowler and all pro selection with 89 sacks and career earnings of $120m plus - vs a dude who just got his first offer as a senior from Incarnate Word?

calm down colin jost GIF by Saturday Night Live

Yeah, that NFL dude is washed up. This guy is still in his prime. It's like comparing a marshmellow to a gazelle. 

#23673
3 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I'm sure it's going to come down to how he feels the morning before he makes the decision. He's torn and Texas has given him a lot to think about. 

unless he gave both a silent like Chaisson did?

#23674
2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

The only thing less reliable than our staff thinking they lead for a recruit is a 9.95er thinking out staff thinks they lead for a recruit.

Fify

#23675
2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Well shucks, I was hoping for a coin flip in the morning. 

Ryan Newsome had you focused on the coin flip while he took your watch and moved to Arizona.

 

shia labeouf flirting GIF by HULU

#23676
3 hours ago, NoName said:

5x pro bowler and all pro selection with 89 sacks and career earnings of $120m plus - vs a dude who just got his first offer as a senior from Incarnate Word?

calm down colin jost GIF by Saturday Night Live

I mean if we’re going to compare unusual skill sets, at least I correctly picked the best ++ sized DE/DT player since Too Tall. 

#23682
3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 


Thursday

 

 

You can't spell Thursday without UT.

#23684
5 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Who does this remind you of ???  😂😂😂

 

Stan Drayton is Greg Davis?

#23687
15 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Who does this remind you of ???  😂😂😂

 

 

"That's a great mask Stan!!"

77C660F4-DE5E-42F1-A220-BDED091D66FA.jpe

#23688

Suchomel on Mukuba

"Yesterday I wrote a bit of a guess of a prediction on Texas due to him being torn, proximity, family, etc but today I'm going the other direction and I put in a FutureCast pick for Clemson. Close race down the stretch and Chris Ash/Tom Herman did a good job of getting UT back in the race after the Longhorns had fallen off under the previous defensive coaches, but I just don't think their efforts will be enough in the end. I hadn't put a FutureCast pick in for either team prior today, but went ahead and put one in for Clemson this morning."

#23689
2 minutes ago, Fud said:

Suchomel on Mukuba

"Yesterday I wrote a bit of a guess of a prediction on Texas due to him being torn, proximity, family, etc but today I'm going the other direction and I put in a FutureCast pick for Clemson. Close race down the stretch and Chris Ash/Tom Herman did a good job of getting UT back in the race after the Longhorns had fallen off under the previous defensive coaches, but I just don't think their efforts will be enough in the end. I hadn't put a FutureCast pick in for either team prior today, but went ahead and put one in for Clemson this morning."

Got Fong'd to Clemson...this one is over.

#23691

The only if in the matter was if they would take him before visiting, but since they weren’t even focusing on anyone else, it sounds like that was wishful thinking

#23692
16 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Who does this remind you of ???  😂😂😂

 

Ok so I’ve never worn a gaiter but my son told me that when you talk it gets in your mouth and ends up getting wet so when you pull it down and back up you get moisture all over the place. Why do people wear those?

#23693
1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

Ok so I’ve never worn a gaiter but my son told me that when you talk it gets in your mouth and ends up getting wet so when you pull it down and back up you get moisture all over the place. Why do people wear those?

This needs a NSFW warning.

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#23694
7 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Ok so I’ve never worn a gaiter but my son told me that when you talk it gets in your mouth and ends up getting wet so when you pull it down and back up you get moisture all over the place. Why do people wear those?

I hate to break it to you, but this is not a gaiter:

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#23695

It'll be interesting to see if we take another DB in 2021, or pass so we can take six in the promising 2022 class 

Looking at year by year future depth chart, we don't need a 5th DB in this class to help out in 2022 unless more than one of the 2019 guys leaves early (I'd expect Adimora to, but if he doesn't, then great)- Watson, Crawford, Alford, Thompson, Owens(?), Bowman, Barron, and maybe Caldwell/Coffey/Ibra/Jamier probably gets the job done for the 2022 season

#23696

DT Ike Iwunnah  is down to Baylor and Texas, and plans on making a decision mid-season 

#23697

It seems like Mukuba never wanted to go to Texas. He and McCutchin seem to be sour on Texas. I would think McCutchin is in his hear about not going to Texas.

#23698
15 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

It seems like Mukuba never wanted to go to Texas. He and McCutchin seem to be sour on Texas. I would think McCutchin is in his hear about not going to Texas.

McCutchin fucking sucks. He's an ok talent with a diva's way outsized ego and sense of talent. I'm thrilled he isn't in our class, and I'm thrilled he's at OU.

As for Mukuba, if the guy is looking at draft performance and development, it's hard to blame him or anyone else who puts Texas behind the 8-ball for elite programs. I've got no ill-will at all towards his decision. Now, fuckfaces like Garrett Wilson that shit on everyone on their way out the door can get all kinds of fucked. But that isn't Mukuba.

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