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Just now, UncleBuck said:

You're not wrong about the second part, but the stanford hat is just as tucked behind a picture frame as the Texas one. 

Yeah but he is right handed so its natural to reach across the body and snag the Stanford hat. To grab the Texas one he would have to either reach over or weirdly snake his arm around the frame. 

 

On a side note it is fucking amazing to actually care enough about this program again to be analyzing how some non-critical recruit may or not may not have positioned his hats 

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If he stands up to announce then he can grab any of them. You guys are like Inspector Gadget and shit with this stuff.

Just now, nycHorn said:

If he stands up to announce then he can grab any of them. You guys are like Inspector Gadget and shit with this stuff.

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Just now, nycHorn said:

If he stands up to announce then he can grab any of them. You guys are like Inspector Gadget and shit with this stuff.

Sir, #HatScience is the tip of the fucking iceberg on here when it comes to inspecting shit. You must be new here. 

3 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

 

Wonderful news 

incorrect. The Stanford hat is new, but looks like it's been worn. He obviously tried it on before to make sure it fit and/or has been wearing it already in private.

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

If he's left handed, it's Texas.

If he's right handed, we're fucked.

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Why is he wearing a mask at a table by himself?

there are others at the table

Just now, UncleBuck said:

Sir, #HatScience is the tip of the fucking iceberg on here when it comes to inspecting shit. You must be new here. 

Anyone know if he is left handed? Odds are that he would not cross his body when reaching for a hat.

Just now, UncleBuck said:

Sir, #HatScience is the tip of the fucking iceberg on here when it comes to inspecting shit. You must be new here. 

These fucking rookies 

Just now, BurntOrangeCrush said:

This is taking longer than the time it takes Leon O'Neal to run a 40

C'mon, now. There's no sundial at the ceremony.

At least it's not highlights of him as an 8 year old playing runningback when he was 100lbs heavier then everyone else.

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Why is he wearing a mask at a table by himself?

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Just now, TexasRenegade said:

At least it's not highlights of him as an 8 year old playing runningback when he was 100lbs heavier then everyone else.

Are you sure?

He can still transfer to Stanford in the future if he wants to.  Stay home 

wonder how many Longhorn fans are streaming this compared to die hard cardinal fans?

Will he be the one who picks Stanford but continuously has doubts an then changes his pick 2 hours later cause he wants to stay home??  Seems like we have one of those each year.

Just now, Thiefery said:

wonder how many Longhorn fans are streaming this compared to die hard cardinal fans?

Does any fan of stanford even know who he is?

so is he faxing his LOI after this or did he already send it this morning?

Just now, UncleBuck said:

Does any fan of stanford even know who he is?

Stanford doesnt have any fans.  Look at their crowds in normal times.  They struggle to get 30k unless its SC, Cal or ND...and then 80% of the crowd is the road team

Just now, Zhorn96 said:

Stanford doesnt have any fans.  Look at their crowds in normal times.  They struggle to get 30k unless its SC, Cal or ND...and then 80% of the crowd is the road team

And that team sucks ass. Shaw has run the program back into the ground.

Uke's choice was spolled on Donald Hawkins' live stream.

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Stanford

 

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1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

And that team sucks ass. Shaw has run the program back into the ground.

agree, they are well past their peak.  Like a 40 year old porn star who is making the rounds at the Adult Megaplex and promises to fuck one of the 6 dudes who show up for an autograph

Just now, Machinator said:

Uke's choice was spolled on Donald Hawkins' live stream.

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Stanford

 

Ah well. They just gotta keep vulturing a Texas OL every year.

What a miserable fucking OL class, yeesh.

Just now, Machinator said:

Uke's choice was spolled on Donald Hawkins' live stream.

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Stanford

 

Fuck Stanford.  Enjoy Taco Bell U, Uke

Just now, Machinator said:

Uke's choice was spolled on Donald Hawkins' live stream.

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Stanford

 

 

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Has Texas ever beat Stanford for an OL recruit?

Always seems that the OL kids that are looking between Stanford and Texas always go tree as ultimately academics win out.

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Uke's choice was spolled on Donald Hawkins' live stream.

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Stanford

 

Puts a bow on the worst OL class we've brought in in a very long time. 😓

1 minute ago, Zhorn96 said:

Stanford doesnt have any fans.  Look at their crowds in normal times.  They struggle to get 30k unless its SC, Cal or ND...and then 80% of the crowd is the road team

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Most of their fans are fans of the mascot rather than the football and arrive fairly late

Still looking for any of these retired stanford players who are doing shit they couldn't have done with a Texas education. Oh the fuck well. EAD, Stanford. 

How did he spoil it? Good job Donald 

2 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

agree, they are well past their peak.  Like a 40 year old porn star who is making the rounds at the Adult Megaplex and promises to fuck one of the 6 dudes who show up for an autograph

that's weirdly specific, sir

Ok portal, you’re officially up. This Oline class fucking blows. 

So numbers-wise, does this mean we need a transfer, or are we going to just take a huge class next year?

Just now, thepop said:

How did he spoil it? Good job Donald 

I couldn't get it to play, but I believe the mom said it while Hawkins was streaming.

Just now, thepop said:

How did he spoil it? Good job Donald 

Someone asked him if he was disappointed on the live stream. He replied, "a little bit."

Just now, UncleBuck said:

Still looking for any of these retired stanford players who are doing shit they couldn't have done with a Texas education. Oh the fuck well. EAD, Stanford. 

Exactly. When have any of these guys landed an elite job straight out of school due to picking Stanford?

Fuck you Warehime! The shit heard round the world. The gift that keeps on giving.

Just now, satyanash said:

Puts a bow on the worst OL class we've brought in in a very long time. 😓

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1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Someone asked him if he was disappointed on the live stream. He replied, "a little bit."

I think that was Uke's mom

39 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

So Drayton tweeted 3 sets of eyes and LJ tweeted 1 set. I think we all know what that means!

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2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

I think that was Uke's mom

Wait, Satya is the one bringing the sunshine???

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